Poltergeist ’82

Another movie ruined for me by cable tv.
You know skimming through the channel 100s of times, while never watching the whole movie and skipping scenes if you are trying to watch it.
This time I was impressed with the effects, the ghostly apparitions and retro characters.
Actually the house from 82 has all the awesome toys and nostalgic feel to it.
Simpsons did it too. Wow and the poltergeist really imploded that house.
There was some pretty crazy scenes I remember. Some effects looking like ghostbusters. Maybe id watch it again it just seems like the movie ive seen 101 times.
Pretty good this time watching. Not nearly hardcore as the re-animator lol.
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Spielberg. And actors dying that were in this movie. 4 cast members dying short order after the film came out. Poltergeist curse.
Tobe Hooper from Texas chainsaw.
Cant help but reading some reviews. I think maybe if you were exposed to this in the theatres opening night. Not like half scenes, assuming some cuts in film on cable tv for years.
I mean watching it again was fairly creepy. Gotta do the same with Hellraiser. Except I haven’t seen it so many times, and don’t recall seeing it on cable tv.

Re-Animator ’85

Really gory graphic rated, X rating. Or maybe im watching a edit.
Weird when it starts off non descript, then gives sick intro.
Every scene pretty gory.
Has a tense horrifying feel so far.

I know the song melody from dr. Kucho which is funny.
First time watching this. The skinny black tie is that necromancer character.
The doctor is the doc that tries too hard, all good qualities.
Lots of brain talk and that brain scene was particularly nasty. So far.
Dialogue and scenes are gross lol. Like oevr the top gross, now bonesaws.
Brain dissection lecture ala horror film, This tops the nastyness in movies i watched though.
This is like George A Romero steeze. More techno samples. I guess I expect to hear them all. I wonder how that would sound dnb. Science not superstition.
Anyways the necromancer is like screaming about brains, theory. The other doc aint too happy. The doc teaching the class, can be doc outdated. The fiance doc can be; wholesome doc.
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Wine with the suits and doc outdated and the guy with the cheeks.
Gotta love the fake dinner setup just for that shot. Or as many dinner shots before you have to reset the take.
Its a dinner party with the fiance wholesome doc. So she leaves to show up mins before then shes like thats him at door. Different scene just why wouldnt they have travelled together.
High tension in the houshold after a toast i couldnt understand.
That ivory soap box (not-standable). I love 85 its when retro for me was new. When all of yesterdays dull clothes was bright and so on. Its -erfume free soap but I can still smell and picture it in my mind. Ivory. Distinct logo. uh oh the second they start looking for that missing cat is pretty ominous. You can tell its juts gonna be plot, and not gonna be pretty or good.
Love that late night math. Well I know what happeneed to sabrinas cat. Its in doc deaths fridge. Oh hes got the glowstick injectable. So i bet hell claim he saved it from roadkil or soemthing and trying to give it life. HP lovecraft whats that gonnna have to check all that. Im guessing something like tell tale heart. As such im sure Simpsons reference atleast one thing probably as a guess. Thats whats up though, watch this shit late night. Even it looks like sabrina teenage witch still some tense parts. Hes like to the stuffed pet, Im a doctor. Lemme chjeck for signs of life on this puppet. Must-have been fun making this song version I heard.
Lol so the explanation is the cat was messing around knocked the garbage over and a jar fell on its head and suffocated . If that somehow really happened the truth is stranger than fiction.
But yea hes the creep character all lawyer like. Then blackmail for being with his fiance andf threaten to get wholesome doc kicked out of school . What a guy. Imagine thats ur secret santa.
Sets up a really morbid stage. Anyways forget secret santa just roommate lol. With the screaming creature, its gotta be the revived cat so I cant wait to see this. OK that basement furnace scene was just outta control. Was pretty wild funny scene. Doc wholesome saves the day. The other guys got a mallet. So you cant r-reanimate without the glowstick fluid. Infernal beast. Ok this guy tops the villain list in recent movies I watched.
Cheeks and glasses pissed off for no reason. It sucks buddy is such a creep but would be much of movie without him. First thing you do when ur a security guard; leave the desk for some snacks. Isnt that stereotypical. And now I guess to convince glasses that it works on humans. Poor sabrina cat was just a cruel test subject.
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Tried it in the morgue setting wrestling area. Doc necromancer and doc wholesome get beat up. The fiance dad is dead killed by the monster they created. Theyre trying to revive him now. The glowstick needle, just hasnt seen anything more than aggressive zombie results. Damn now hes beome the patient of his brain hospital.
This films got the cringe gross scenes. lol
Omg this movie is just gorefest zombiemani and hardcore they musta used truck fulls of blood. Thrills too. I think that migth be the end of doc necro and that was like dare I say more hardcore than Romero. Elevator scene was no joke lol. The whole conclusion was just crazy. Kinda wasnt expecting that, so that was awesome. Ulti-carnage gorefest.

Puppet Master ’89

NCAA NFL done. Still homework got this movie List to work through.
Halloween movie then puppets, and a water psychedelic effect. I feel like when i think of Halloween I dont think of the beach and a sunny hotel
Puppets are cool can be lightly creepy maybe. Puppet master pullin your strings. Wonder if Metallica seen this.
Looks like a fancy monte carlo. Marionettes have that Italian maybe Mediterranean. Says Ancient Greece with a internet search. Movie Calls it Bodega Bay in Im guessing maybe American no clue. I like geography and learning about new places.
Thats the good ol days. Entertaining yourself, with some music that isnt internet. I think if I was that dude paint the moviuing parts seperately let dry then re-assemble but whatevr I can see hes ‘acting’. Then the puppet is like hmph get back to work while I stare out the window lol. Like lady makes space for the critter, I mean camera guy.
lol the suits walked in step for like 5 seconds. Extended critter scene with some funny foley sound effects, like grunting and hustling. Alreeady I mean I got stuck into math but its necessary. There he is the title character lol. Scurrying around like a creature.
Critter made it to the elevator. Lots of dressed up extras walking around with the following leg and shoes scene. Maybe its the set but Playing for time was same-ish period looks way more 80’s
New York, this on ehas thee car elevator bellboy birdcage. The little puppet cover is blown its, a claymation style animation. Usually dont show the cover monster right away, to be fair, once he appears right in the box he goes. Hopefully those creatures get loose, and cause chaos on the populace cause theyre pretty funny puppet monsters. So far they seem tame and not monstrous at all. So the suits arrived at the door and I was expecting something to happen but the mystery of the puppet master, some one else will have to discover them Gotta mention the touching moment between old puppet guy and sad quiver lip killer marionette from the cover. New Character Leech dream what can I say. Present day Yale. Imagine you do math all your life to get to Yale then get killed by a puppet late 80s movie style lol. 10 math courses to be a major at Yale sounds tough. Like I say with chemistry if Homer can do it so can I.
Ok the fair in present day Yale looks 80’s out.
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Yale dude has some problems and had a leech attack.
It was a dream to be exact.
Some new characters appear.
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Crystal ball lady gives a compelling vision of puppet thing doing some dirty deeds. Somewhat funny scene. I guess that part was real. Not the grandpa part. Saying things like, you have a parent.. Construction. lol.
Its a strange movie. And im not sure whats gonna happen.
Enter some cool shots of New York 89. In a research docs office. Something about sexual fantasies it sounds ridiculous. Like what happened to the puppet masters house and the case . Side comment, I love butter. I love butter, only a lard ass would say that lol. Its true though. Anyways im a serious mental doctor, now tell me some erotic stories.
Weird movie weird cast weird plot.
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Last scenes are crazy lol.
The puppets are funny the rest is just strange movie took a while to watch, and in broken pieces maybe watch it again someday.
Didnt know about the director and the assembly line movie thats kinda cool.
Alrigth what’s next.

Nosferatu ’22

Silent movie so nothing to write about.
I closed my eyes, and there was nothing.
JK.
wow 98 yrs old.
Is anything I know 98 years old ?
Its close enough to the Century.
Its Dracula i just learnt, cause otherwise I know nothing of this film. Its silent and heard its creepy.
So I believe it. I dont know how but ill try to write it.
Just break from homework, and the groundhog days of my life.
Im thankful for the movie lists cause it always gives me something interesting to do.
I sat and thougth about what this movie is gonna be for a while but couldnt justify the 1.5 hrs to just sit.
Well and sometimes writing a few words on it seems like alot more effort than sitting idle, but something choose to do anyways.
Too much math and chem Its a chance to see something fantastic. Plus its covid its a nice thing to be excited over a 98 yr old movie.
Sometimes these movies get too silly but yea i guess to finish tangent how cable tv ruined Carrie for me, it was good watching it again, to fully appreciate it.
Kinda dreaded watching it. Im not mad it was on tv just channel surfing ruined it. Seeing several additions of half parts. Then the censoring for nudity or maybe not but I dont remember those scenes as a kid. If the Cable tv kept the boobs id be more inclined to watch it in entirety as young adult lol there I said it. But yea only need to see it once. Like the exorcist. I mean that was creepy, getting possessed. But see pretty much that walking down the streets.
4 years after ww1 , well thats creepy enough.
Death bird. blackbird and freebird.
Holy moly its digitized 1920s im looking at. Yellowish film.
Like really film.
Happy guy and 100 yr old cat.
locks in hair.
Theres some written dialogue im surprised. Not gonna write it out but its there. in Green.
Caricatures and spiritual symbols. More like symbols of the occult.
The fellow looks like scrooge.
Nice cackle evil laugh, & the mention of costing blood.
Journey to the land of ghosts and thieves.
Wife looking distraught.
100 yr old horse.
The flute sounds kind futuristic. Now the filter is Blue thats strange.
Ok outdoor blue, indoor amber. Ohj buddy having a good time drinking and having some dinner.
People are like you cant go to there. All shocked faces,scratching their heads. But the reason given is the werewolves. That innkeeper with the blond hair and the intersting wizard sleeves and collars. The werewolf roams the forest. Hes like ahaha so funny. Its a hyena or looks like . Really old fashioned. Poofy shirts. Love that laughter face hes liek nah I wasnt reading that was I ? AHAHAH Throws it on the ground.
Flute music sounds futuristic. Travelling music opposite Oregon trail. Hes like ur on ur own pal.
So what the rich dude back at the village sends Dracula some fresh meat every so often thats not sustainable. Unless just need a little bit of blood. Nice horse scenes. Some negative scenes. Some old cloacks. That wagon and whistle just strange. Weird european baseball cap. Nice theres an Act. Sorry gotta say nosferatu ? really a bad person? didint wake up his servants.
Or servants is a lie and hes gonnas eat Butter or Rutter. Was it just me or did wagon cart driver seem the same as big nose ? He looks so comic reading that.
Nice a pursuit. buddy get ur garlic ready lol. When you cut yourself and the guy says oh the precious blood lol. Gotta be feeling like bugs bunny in the cauldron. Nice actual castle though. That would be some maintenance cleaning up castle wolfenstein. He got bit lol sleeping. Hes like ahaha. Letter delivery guy on horseback. Looking at the pic lol. Nice neck. Well what can you do when your job is to sell the house next to yours to dracula. Hes lanky and odd. Even his wife tippy toes out the room. Almost jumps out the window hypnotized minds. Shadows are pretty good. Hutter.. i wonder if hell turn. Harmless blood congestions thats wassup. Anyone can say that i saw it on a movie from 1922. lol. Yeh that castle is awesome. Giant casket and there he is lol. All wretched. So why cant he escape. Too much of a jump. what, and all those caskets unloading themselves well I guess he is moving into his new house. Nice river rafting down the river cool scene. So Dracula on his way to Ellen. Hutters wife. Oh man that would suck being in a hospital in 1920s some true terror. I wonder if the bad guy wins or not. Carnivorous plants and rats too. A new character. The professor robes. Wow looks like Hutter changing to vampire. Not sure what that scene was. OK sweet she got the letter. Lets go bring it to Ellen. Or something like that. Wait hutter didnt change ? Who was that his boss I dunno who ws sucking flies and bugs. Nice boating footage. shot from another boat looks like. Another brass instrument sound for travelling boats on the black sea. The rats. Nice Dracula raising on a board scene. Jumps overboard lol. Lovbe that creepy upright walk. Captain can only pilot half the dasy the rest sleeping. Why all the strange nuances. Who chose and why do we know it all. I wonder will he rescue the wife. I expect the village to put up some resistance. Well so it was the banker guy hes a vampire then. Hes such a black toothy hunchback. Cursed earth. Burried before. Cant we all just get along. lol. Ok so he brings si dirt to the house next door. poor town. Creeping through witht he coffin of dirt is a bizzare premise. He surf across with a boat. Now the other boat. Captain is a vampire now ? I dont get that part. Or he dead. Plague now. Omg theyre not wearing masks lol.
Puttin the crosses on the door. Maybe during passover lol. Occult book. Its like quit making faces and read the book lol. Like what happened to Hutter he was a jolly character. Oh his wife pissed. Hes like I did it for money. I wonder what the audio was before. Illness spreading through town, know that feeling. Not really seeing the bodies get dragged out plague style. I like how people always falling over in the 20s. Lame shes gonnna sacrifice herself for Hutter. I guess its like a gossip scene, theyre like spotted him starts chasing him mob style. Grotesque. Shes making a I love you tapistry .. wow that wirey stringy hair hunchback. And there we go pitch fork guy, leading the way. Kill the scarecrow. Shes like wakeup I let him in. Grotresque shadows and long spindely fingers. Get the proffessor. lol. Nice bathrobes. looks like he got heer, but she kept him so busy that the sun crept in. Who disapearing special effect. Who would choose to work for such a creep, money. Ok so shes still alive but infected? Nosferatu. That was pretty epic for 98 yrs old. Creepy vampire.

___ oh here im reading some wiki content. Expressionist horror. Some antisemetic undertones. I handnt really thought of it. Florence stoker the actual Dracula Heiress won some copyright infringement and won. But the movie still exists. Now anyone can write about Dracula or no. Wow you can watch it on the wiki page. No filters. The magic of the internet. Some other awesome shadow scenes. Kind or ironic mid pandemic. Maybe its a vampire blood sucker.

Carrie ’76

First time watching this in forever.
John Travolta.
Womens shower scene, the original slow motion action scene. Pretty racy for 76 some crotch and dropping soap blood scenes. I just got it playing in the background doing some other things meanwhile.
Just a horrible highschool experience for this Carrie girl omg. People so cruel. But I know what happens in this movie ultimate revenge movie..
Really all I remember is the very last scene at the dance. They certainly didint include that much shower scene on analog cable tv Or did they.
Smoking ion the office lol. Cigarette in the face lol. I think any non smoker is like Carrie. lol its funny when she made thee kid crash his banana seat bike lol. Lets see what horrible thing will happen next to Carrie.
Shes like read the sins of woman. Shes crazu/
Carries mom is the villain in all of this and her schoolmates. Shell turn into a monster though. Its sweet shes telekenetic though. I rememebr class like that to be fair I would hate going to that school too lol. Imagiune really these actors gettying transported to the 2020s how bizarre and crazy that would be for them. MAybe theres a Carrie anniversary where they talk about the film. So there ius a bonus clip with some people involved in the movie.

The discipline from the coach is a start of another campaign against Carrie. I I think the shorts are hilarious. 1976 seems so strange to me, a good 9 years before I was born, yet youve have to be around during the 70’s to really enjoy the 80’s. Im enjoying the 80’s right now still. The gym class. Sure enough PT punishment leading to. lol the teacher slaps the student . lol. Thats just an odd scene. The bully gang fallin apart. Thats so funny the PT punishment crying. Its a chuckle atleast. Some evil plots going on. I dont remewmber Travolta but there he is. IKts liek yeh drink and drive. Doing in movies. the cop flashlight in your face lol. Disco pre-80 driving the strip. pulltab can. 70’s fonts. Its cool its like a time capsule. Coal miner daughter. Really looks like that 70’s show. This movie probably gave so many people fear of gym class. Its obviously more interesting as Rated R picture. The prom here comes some mayhem for Carrie. Cant help but feeling sympathetic. Then its like what ulterior motives. Trying to hurt her.More of an emotional horror, rather than liek the haunted mansion liek spookies. Some effects, realistic horror. I dunno trying to categorize it. 44 years old Its established. Imagine they had cellphoens is a funny concept lol. Ew pig factory. Baseball bat the pig for ur girlfriend lol. wtf. I can sense the mayhem is just. Back to closet so its just non stop trauma for Carrie. Good sport actor to go through all that splashing screaming nudity. you got that stabby violin music https://youtu.be/vfthzU3V4zo Pretty fitting, Anyways isnt it weird these highschool kids going through the whole process of getting / setting up the blood. Totally savage plan. Yes now we know in 2020 that ruins someone trying to give your classmate ptsd for life. Its like there was Columbine kind of a turning point in bullying history maybe. Lots more froshing pre-columbine I guess is what im sayin. The mom is totally crazy , theyre all gonna laugh at you some foreshadowing. Like i was saying time capsule for anyone that didnt experience 1976 prom. And if you did can compare your prom to the one in the movie. Liek the back to the future. Pro is pretty busy. Bates high school kinda like BAtes motel
Wow Carrie is Stephen Kings first novel thats intersting. Debut. Carrie gets here fun prom moment shes smiling lol about to go downhill in not much time. Just all the anxieties all at once Stephen King knows.
Wonder why Carrie gets picked on, I mean to me they all look nearly ridiculous. Ruthless plan unfolding. Its like the perfect prom or is it. Was caught reading up all on this badlands movie about a murdering guy and his young gf. Well there it is the diabolical plan unfolding. Its like yep see it there and the teachers are all proud of what they did. Getting whole audience clapping for being prom kind and queen Bucket Dangling.Its like someone built the incredible machine. Ew . Anyways epic scene how could anyone forget that. Theyre all gonna laugh at you abnd the face of horror she has. The double shot is kinda cool. Like the crazy conductor of a haunted mansion. Conductor of death. Carrie definetly turnt into monster. Alot of there death scenes pretty saveage. Whats another Stephen King Story, Cujo where all the horror happens near the end. I guess this is kinda liek that. Although the mom scenes are crazy. Surely that dude, her date knew about it. N ice rollover car explosion. theres a franchise. Kids music and the stabby mom is pretty horrific. Slow death. Thats a pretty horrific scene I thought she might shake back to life. Weird end and tghe house is gone. Weird Jesus figurine looks like the way in which the mom was killed. As adult and not watching on TV so much better than I remember. Carrie white burns in hell. Some good screaming and mental horror. .. And shes still in the ASYLUM lol

Spookies ’86

Its a honest film.
Opening sequence.
Its like got a light.
No idea what to expect lol.
Right away hes toast

So in my own words, buddy just got his bag of loot stolen
hes like my dreams will actually happen
Other guys’s like eh u got a light for an old man,

This movie on the knife edge

Theres more to this movie lol
I like this movies takes its time.
the most bizarre movie lol.
Hard core good acting
Long

This has some goood development
OK its ovver
wow wha an abominatiojn buit i love this movie and the people that
10/10 would watch again lol
epic bad movie lol
Whoever made this is good movie id say
budddy thats a work of art right there.

Monster Madness

Watching this list off ‘Cinnemassacre Plays” Channel.

Fright night – 85
This movie was awesome. Some good effects story characters. It was a new vampire story to me. The mom of the main character lets the vampire in its funny. Movie is clever and the creature effects were really good. Pop culture references id never seen before. I wonder if Jhonen Vasquez had seen this movie prior to writing the vampire cabbage comic.
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Oct 8 2020

Heres the full list so far,
Spookies 86
Carrie 76
Puppetmaster 89
Re-Animator 85
Poltergeist 82
Hellraiser 87
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They Live 88
Critters 86
The Stuff 85
The Beast with Five Fingers 46
Last House on the Left 72
Pumpkinhead 89
Child’s Play 88
Rodan! 56
The Omen 76
The Cyclops 57
The Hagstone Demon 2011
Spontaneous combustion 90
From Hell it Came 57

One set to come out really soon.
https://www.youtube.com/user/Cinemassacre/videos
so yea these were released while back, Ive seen a few of these. Actually was interesting to see some old references Id never seen before. Discussing with someone. Sometimes you can see something youd recognize without having seen it before. Like maybe in Simpsons or another movie, or show. Ill watch these still and fit em in when I can.
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In booming voice October the Tenth
Today Ive beeen sharing the link, so I should pitch some bucks towards what I like.
I wanna work on a Big L Tribute.
BIG Tribute forsure. I got the credit card.
Its bigger than L tho

Baseball, wow been a crazy year.
TB just beat the Yankees lol thats a upset forsure
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Thats my edit, Im adding Nosferatu and a few older ones onto the list.

The Death Kiss ’32

Behind and failing in everything what better time to sink a couple hours into doing nothing.
Pretty much failed my math class for this semester, all that work and im behind and failing. Comes a point where I dont give a fuck at least today.
Movie opens up they got me with the gag, as theyre on a set but they actually killed him right then and there, interesting opening to a movie.
Its like hes dead, cut, its all fake, no wait its true. Im just excited to see Bela in a non Dracula role. Old movie almost 90 yrs old. Not really in the mood for writing too much neither but im watching it.
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Falls asleep during investigation. Me , so tired.
Well there he is,
“How do you know?”
Thats the line he said with a crooked eyebrow.
Theres another sly detective handles the bullet at the crime scene.
Hes friends with the star, dont worry pal I dont know who she is neither.
Motive, the divorcee. Getting questioned.
Classic whodunit, well I cant guess, maybe its the detective dude, the one youd least expect, or the movie star, that kills him in character. But that would be too simple for this movie?
The little curls on the side of the hair, thats where Clark Kent got it from the past.
Cept the present in the past.
You got this guy the dabbler in murder case, im pretty sure thats him. Hes like acting as the stars laywer during questioning already.
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Sept 29
This movie was good. Overall i Liked it. I was hoping Bela would be the killer, but nah hes just the studio big wig. The writer investigator is a funny character. It turned into a comedy kinda. It was fun following the clues. Oh yea this time I got not much outside commentary. Just was able to watch the movie, I saw it had not the highest rating still but that didnt bother me. Yeh near the end, with he light and pistol apparatus, that was kinda silly, then what he gets knocked out. Then he leaves the pistol, anyways makes for a humourous film. The goofy policeman is a character. Anyways following clues, hes like look at this, then this, and then deduces something. The detectives get kinda chapped, but admit hes got some good ideas. Especially to look at the film. So they all saunter in the theater, leaving the film unguarded. Sure enough buddy gets beaned and the film goes up in flames. Gotta say with the old movies. Lots of characters on set.Ive seen worse thats forsure. I actually had a couple good laughs. Kinda predictable, but clever. I mean yeah murder story turned out to be not who I thought.
I could imagine that being your feature friday night movie sometime.
David Manners Canadian born American.
Bela Lugosi Hungarian/American struggled with a opiate addiction. WW1 infantryman served on the Russian front in Austro Hungarian Army From the wiki page.

She Demons ’58

Seen this list on a cinemassacre review. I like lists. Nice between homework. Something different.
How annoying is it when you go seek a movie, and someone re-used synopsis constantly gets in the way. I know nothing about this movie. Heroic, but dull. I wish people wouldn’t do that. Not only that gotta avert your eyes to not see any more of that text. What would I rather, the title maybe or genre, or what the film maker wanted you to read on the back of the boxes. Shouldnt give any opinion on the title. Anyways If I had worked on something and had a final product out, id hate for it to be introduced by a movie critic, sentence. As if that sentence speaks more than the film, it doesn’t. Wave riders.

Anyways movie starts wild footage.
Its a storm and some missing people get reported missing on the ‘news’.
I hate smiling.
So far plot is pretty normal. Stuck on a island. Blonde woman, on a ‘high’ horse says the fella. Hes like ur lucky to be alive. Didnt plan the hurricane or see the ship they were on ?
Mysterious island. Send home for money then late 50’s I can assume things are a little more chill. Its kind of a Kong rip-off but they dont go into the details about the the monsters on the island. That radio lol, its not a pocket radio lol. Whoa those are jets in formation. Maybe I was expecting propeller planes. Theyres on a firing range lol. Ooh foot prints. Possibility of bad things. Stuck on a island, and theyre not quite in love. Later radio man discovers theyre probably going to call the search off. I sense hilarity coming up. The jungle. That snake scene lol. I wonder where they are then. Surrounded with idiots lol. Oh no the camp and radio. Oh no Chris. Skewered with bamboos. Ok so the radio guy goes to follow the blood trail, and they turn over what could only be the ‘she demon’ lol. That’s a pretty horrendous face. Oh they said it. Title of the movie in the movie. Lets take our chances in the jungle. I hope I never have to say that. Nice set though looks like a bubling Dagohbah. Nice dialogue. Lol wasn’t expecting that. Caucasian babes on the bongo drums lol. Theyre having a little camp fire. Its funny cause i just went camping, its was like similar to this movie but not quite. Sio theres more than one she demon and here it really looks like the 60’s with some choreographed dancing. The crew Ill call em. The blonde the mister and the asian radio guy. Now some dancing and music bit. Its pretty good. Some minor mistakes I cant help but spot because i don e drill for so long. Wtf theres nazis now lol. Just here io was saying its all like the sixties some nazis with pistols drawn enter the scene. Thats like a bad joke. If you were in the fifties and burst out laughing im sure you’d get some looks. I look about as surprised as the characters in this movie do. No they’re rounding up the jungle women horrific. Lol some light humor. This dude gonna go talk to em. Meanwhile nazis are rounding up the women in bamboo cages. Heres a creepy doctor. The glasses are part of the costume. Human experimenter. The wife. Experiments. Chem supplies. Basically if I stay in school can become a evil doctor in a lab. Oh gawd I seen the alive she demon.. Im just being sarcastic I dont want to be a human experimenter, bnut having a spooky chem lab sounds kinda fun. Nazis in this movie up to their usual bad behavior, whipping jungle girls till death. Oh man, so the she demons get these big foreheads and long nails and teeth its quite horrific lol. The sets looks like your at a amusement park turned chem lab. You got your messenger pigeons, other ‘horrible’ creatures. hes like this open door is no problem. Oh wait never mind. Shouldnt have fire in the lab. This guy cant see lol. A beaker breaks. Anyways the blonde gets uncovered, shes about to turn into a prisoner. Therees a fight between the mister and nazi boss. He gets punched out of the room. All the caged she demons escape. Oh they get recaptured. This time they all surround the real nazi boss I guess ? hes the real experimenter. maybe the she demons are his experiments. Hes not trhe doc. He looks like a James Bond villain. Ok i get the synoposis from the villain himself hes trying to rebuild faces. Or skin tissue. Taking the jungle womans skin maybe. Is that where beauty products from the 50’s came from. Youth serum. Scar tissue into new skin is the tech. Anyways he looks kinda familiar maybe some other german villain ill find out after watching this. Oh this guy, he says given enough time could solve radiation poisoning I dont think is accurate thing to say as scientist. Thats pretty much a death sentence. Hes a compelling villain with his eyes. Hes gonna use lava to power something. Thermal power, perpetual motion. Nice thats what im waiting for the womans face all bandaged up like a freak, and a veil lol. Thats ur wife, lab accident gone wrong. Typically never get such a plot reveal from the villain.

So on the bomb range is a underground nazi lab, where this dude is making his disfigured wife pretty again. Thats pretty creative. Jockey pants. That tree scene those laughing guards. Its not very believable , kinda funny. She demons are hungry. Pouting blonde doesnt want champagne. Didnt he have a wife already. This guy just showing off its like buddy nazis lost the war its 58 lol. Oh just like I predicted the wife sneaks up on em lol. This is like Jerry Springer. Jerry i think her name is bottles the guy. Its like the guard is Lurch. Nice the guys get rescued by Jerry. Uh oh here comes a she demon. Dont got too much more to write got lots of homework just wanted to watch something quick before never ending homework. Oh here its the old wife helping Jerry. Take this key to the lock on the gate lol. She got changed back into the first outfit. Its kinda funny the prissy high horse lady is saving the party. Ok the doc is the underground island commander. I wasnt able to recognize him. Even the evil nazi doc has domestic. That lab getting destroyed is impressive. Beams falling and quicksand. Buddy just throws his rifle. So the wife of island commander saves em all calm like and shoots a man. lol. Oh man that last scene is great. The fierey beam drops. And then the cave falls apart to show the lava flow its like projected in a early green screen type effect. Dummy off the cliff, awesome. Nice pistol shot.The earth effect are rad. The screaming guy gets covered in a rockslide. Movie ends as they see the ocean and boat after escaping volcano. I wouldnt wanna go onn a ocean journey with that. Anyways strange movie, I got some good chuckles. I got lots of homework to do, but ill do some homework then take a break. yea some of those faces really got me going. I wasnt expecting much but some cool scenes. Wanst expecting nazis lol, its was a ok villain.

Independently made
Rudolph Anders is the familiar looking character.+
Malibu California
Ferndale. Be loving those second story balconies windows on main street.
The Diane Nellis Dancers. Campy is right lol.
Nazisploitation
It was ok, was like a adventure matinee. Coulda been a date movie or something.

The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run 2020

Seen this today. Movie during pandemic. Wasnt so bad basically watched a movie with less than 6 people in the theater. Theatre was pretty much deserted, there was some other kids that brought their own candy in. Which is smart cause otherwise your paying 30 bucks for 2 small sodas and 2x popcorn 1 candy. That would be pretty funny, grown man getting caught smuggling candy in. Or even trying to negotiate for a ticket complication as your bag of candy falls out. I dont know ou youd call it a tickets it basically a pdf you could choose to print it. Now cant have a movie physical movie ticket anymore. Out ofd the norm. Which is fine but its like, cant have a movie ticket anymore cause paper, now its cell phone. Anyways I dont think that anyone is trying to argue that paper tickets is ruining the planet here except me and its for sake of argument. So yea back top popcorn its a travesty thew theaters charge that much for the popcorn. They surpassed the circus, probably giving the circus ideas. Layered butter still an option, and hell yea. Well not only the pandemic but also the popcorn and minimal pop. Its whatever shouldnt be drinking too much pop. Drink a couple gulps of that coke barqs combo is pretty good, and its all gone. Then I seen some yogurt covered skittles but passed on that, just got the regular skittles. Trying to think of some other ridiculous oxymoron food combos, but more in the sense of healthy and unhealthy hyperbole exaggeration. Then you can say how bout some cereal with that bowl of sugar. Covid finding a map of ‘contaminated areas’ its easy on reddit. Navigating government links not so much. Its like more big picture and shows the province when your trying to see the city. Summer time too people are outside. For the theatre itself was nearly abandoned. All the games were still turned on. Yea some places still use tokens but a charge card is what i seen. Disposable thing. Says magnet stripe was made of iron oxide on tape in 50s. The charge cards are disposable, and have a recycle spot. Yeh, now theyve gone saying change is to slow, lets just get twenties now lol. Seen some metro cards like that too different degrees of durability. There was Pac man game there pretty nostalgic its on a weird LED screen but i think the sound effects ann powerups prolly the best. Car racing game was some music self driving cars. I bet theres alot to it but its not like your really controlling the car. Being pro arcade player. Nowadays those mortal kombat inputs are destroyed, still kinda fun cause its shitty for the other player too. Anyways back to the .pdf ticket Sometimes im sure the scanner messes up. Pobably just spongebob reminded me of beinng a kid so much now naturally im thinking about sneaking candy in and forging .pdfs and long excuse for why the ticket wont scan, for some personal comedic enjoyment. If anything should forge the popcorn, and butter layers. For the cost it was well worth it. The one negative comment I might say is rigth at the beginning fo the movie theyre showing all the actors , talking about the movie theyre showing clips its like bro lemme watch the movie before you ruin it with clips about the movie, before the movie. Sometimes previews are good, sometimes Id rather not see the preview, just like I write these generally without consulting so much online opinion, till ive written pretty much all I can think of. Still even just looking at the movie title was caught reading some things, it happens. So in the previews its like dont give up all the best laughs. Sometimes watching the previews wouldnt give it justice or make the best parts of the movie throw-away clips. Im sure theyres some good theory on previews from marketing perspective and so on. Its most likely always been changing but supposed that specific thing would interest me. Spongebob himself, seen the games shows merchandise. Never seen a SpongeBob movie and now seemed about the time. The animation sets are really dynamic and relaxing to look at. Its like a modern, mary poppins, Who framed Roger rabbit, Space Jam. You got the actors on screen with the cartoons. Some bright casino and underwater colors. Has that 70’s esque flowers. Visually fun to watch like add some neon and nice looking surfaces. Its like what Ren & Stimpy turned into, less gross more the friends. Still fairly unfamiliar still like the style. Not much else to say it the characters everyone likes going on adventures. I guess if I had to compare to my real childhood heroes probably TMNT. This was fun to watch in 2020. Just to not think about whatever be it myself of the current events etc. I appreciate the people that put that together, im sure theyre well compensated and must have some sense of reward. Besides I cant hog all the entertainment, thats probably entertaining for alot of people. Oh yea Tmnt. Yea the TMNT I seen they remade i was a big TMNT fan, they had to change it up to make it better? As comparison to what I know Spongebob is. I would prefer the Spongebob and friends to the new tmnt. Doesn’t have the fighting or martial arts. IK mean has a bit of that, but Tmnt doesnt have the googly eyes and the funny crying, and true friendship in its simplest form. So wholesome. Teamwork is something the two would have in common. So back to people were enjoying this probably making it, and viewing it. As a non nostalgic spongebob person I enjoyed it. Just makes me think of other similar but not quite the same like Simpsons Movie. Yea at a time like this nice distraction. Going to more deserted theatre was unique in that sense. So yea probably a bad time to release a movie. Good time to release a movie people need positive happy things to do. That paramount animation intro reel is nice. Voice acting cameos all awesome. The mix between animation and seemingly reality is the best ive ever seen. The previews were showing some other not so adult films. I like the animation and cheezy clean humor. pump it full of morals on friendship with the lovable cast. Cartoon land the evil guys come along. Take a dip in another world. Funny too the air breathing creatures represented by squirrel scientist. And then such an interesting subject Spongebob show is already nostalgic. So after listening to the raisiK spongebob songs had to peep the movie. Yea seen the tv show, but not all of em just broken segments. Cameos be awesome in this movie, just leaving me chuckling. I wanstg expecting much out of the movie and alot more adventure, some actual conflict and getting behind the characters. There is the oxymoron food comparison metaphor the octopus guy says it. They all have series of flashbacks. This is something ill try to make more people watch life gets pretty busy sometimes. Hopefully not too busy for spongebob. So I wonder what the future is. Could the character survive a century. Its not trying to be too profound. Id watch more adventures on the big screen, the cutting edge animation. Imagine showing this to some Reboot people from back in the day. Just matching the dialogue to animation process must be so tedious, so seamless it barely crosses the mind watching it. Im gonna give ol Sonic a go. Seen a weird Keg commercial, just restaurant packed to the gills with customers. Ik dunno after Alberta beef Keg frozen steaks arent that impressive, but the coronavirus difference they used the set up footage with a footnote. I dunno interesting to see to say the least. just of those actualities and cant turn back time. New normal is annoying phrase, but see it adjusting to actual new normal. Wow took that for cashiers to get a sneeze guard from everyone else. You gotta forecast places like subway adjusting atleast somewhat. Now the people barricades are everywhere. Yeh basically gonnna be some guniea pigs for class and go see what happens. Infection count higher up then when they closed the schools in the first place. Before it was unknown, now its like test trial back to some regular society cause people fed up. At expense of elders or whoever but not the shareholders thats forsure. In that aspect the world definitely needs more Spongebob. Watched some Bill Burr right after.
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Ah yes After rockos modern life self proclaimed favorite show of my youth i remember wow reading the wiki page. Gotta watch the sponge outta water from 5 years ago definitely didnt see that.
reading the history of spongebob and the pitch kinda amazing. I already learnt how jerry and larry made their show. Shout out to Stephen Hillenburg. I could learn more about storyboarding. Wow so much work iconic character. Yeah people puyttiing words in the mouth saying the show all about sexuality when its not. That wiki page though and the references lol.

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Something else was thinking couple days after the fact. A lot more movies then what I listed that has the animation. I never mentioned the Harry Potter, Fantastic beasts. Any marvel thing What id say about that it has the humans interacting with animations made to look seemingly real, something like ‘Cool World.’ wow that title from 1992 so non descript. “Cool World” in a pitch: “Its a world thats COOL” wow
Well in those its blatant animation. Marvel its special effects. Harry potter its meant to be realistic not overly-cartoony.