Last House on the Left ’72

Ok some changes at the cinnemassacre, all good though and a 31 movie list for October 2021.
Im starting to watch last house on the Left. Some psycho dude hassles some highschool out of towners for a concert or something.
Doing some cleaning too, not very xmassy but whatever. Its hard to tell here anyways.
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Chores and this 70’s movie is kinda odd to look at. Opens with some ducks and mailman and the topless girl.
Odd house. Its a true story slasher as told by Wes Craven. Maybe ill watch some gremlins after lol, or some Die Hard but yea this came up on the list, so Im watching, for better or worse.
2 girls drinking on a rock 70’s style.
Lots going on, the girls drinking and driving, the gang, on guy mean looking the others pretty retro shes got a fan next to the tub, does that mean she has a deathwish?
He’s upstairs takin’ a bath.
buddy with the cigar is Junior. This movie from the extremes, the girls getting ice cream to the gang. We need more girls. Anything with the Christmas spirit might be non-existent.
Next extremes getting kidnaped during your birthday party. I watch it all, all the cringey movies and happy just the same. Now I wonder if theyll get away.
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Just looking through list. Last other movie I seen from the 70’s was Carrie and that was pretty fucked up too. The frog guy has like black play-dough in his teeth lol.
Or just someone that never brushes theyre teeth and what chews tabbaco and tea leaves lol. And some other leaves too why not.
Anyways this movie pretty fucked up, in a Scarface kind of way implying things but not happening, then the cake scenes.
Its like the chainsaw you hear it you see the spray, but dont see nothing more than the shower curtain.
Nice so it looks like the Bronx pre- 80s and the window is saran wrap.
Now theyre in the woods for some kidnaping rapey scenes. This whole movie rapey so far cept the cake scene, that was wholesome.
Dealing with a massive snowfall here.
Hot pursuit in the woods. The frog guy saying they gonna get someone killed. Not sure how this ends Moree of a real-life psychological horror. Both the deputy and Junior looking pretty psycho.
This movie all shot in the woods now. The girls need Lt Dan, Get down! , Shut up.
Oh more plot, they are opiate freaks, heroin junkies, or just him. And hes got the most sense of any if the gang. Well lets see what happens next.
Shes definetly pleading with him. Using the addiction friendless as strategy.
Ew this gory damn.Its like a pushing the envelope snuff movie.
Ok seems theyre both gone now fugitive movie. Its like pre- texas chainsaw. Its just regular scary dude in the woods with sharp things killin teenagers.
The sherif and deputy be chasing these people down.
Lol how did they end up at the parents house.
Thats just crazy, well people hadnt seen this movie, and done these crimes yet. That is one wicked snowfall.
The crooks eating up spaghetti n shit at the victims parents house. Then they both answer something different. The dad noticing somee cuts and scrapes similir to altercation hell Junior has bite marks on his hands. Hes like: “bite me, I dont care how hard, its for a movie!” lol
Shoveling snow good exercise. Good times.
Oh good times opposite of this movie. Now the moms gonna see the necklace. And say thats hers. I guess its kinda a thriller, as audience I want things to happen, or frustrated seeing other things. The story gonna climax though ill be relieved. Wes Craven; no joke. Youre sick! lol. 48 yr old movie yipes.
Toad gettin, sorry willow, getting sick. That actor Juniors face, cant forget that.
Oh hes got the pipe wrench and garbage pail shield combo, Its no Captain America shield lol.
Its like the parent now turned into the predators, isnt something I was expecting. I guess when your in a situation like that. Kinda reminds me of some Ken Follet a bit with the story about the family caught up in the storm, even though theres no storm the situation seems a slightly familiar in a fictional sense. Im gonna raid the ice box, and hes preying on the wife. At teh same tiem the husband was mega gropey while talking to her, likew gripping her. Anyways.Oh yea that dental dream was weird. Oh yea some Edgar Allen Poeish with the guilty feelings/dreams.
Thats just ridiculous now with your hands tied behind your back. Its liek here, lets do it here with your head in this guillotine, yes here. Thats a pretty elaborate booby trap, he goes Home Alone with it. Then theyre outside for some silly dialogue. Now hes like Maverick. Dick jokes now lol.Omg it gets worse that scene ahaha. Those sound effects. like holy fuck lol. Things turn around quickly, or rather that escalated quickly. Ok never mind its like texas chainsaw. Another bloodbath. Finally its over! I cant wait to see the Hames review cause that was crazy.
Got a 70’s deliverance horror, and madness.
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Oh I though junior was the kurg not toad ooops.
gruesome.

The Beast with Five Fingers ’46

Wow movie from long ago.
Dont know anything about it except seen Peter Lorre face a few times is familiar.
piano playing beast? Cant be the penguin.
This can be placeholder for now.
Dinner scene hes taking advantage of the tourists probably im guessing. Just cause sounds like a made up line.
Watched sopme scenes gotta pay attention cause its no effects just dialogue.
The local is trying to sell some antiques to the tourists, thats forsure. In San Stefano. Italy village.
Not sure fictional but theres a cool painting on the wiki page. Its a tourist stop. I dunno I guess the guy could be honest but why alter his appearance, camera shows this. So makes it abitt suspect but lets see.
Police inspector gave the guy some shit can sell antiques without a permit. Nice so in 2020 If he woulda paid 50 euro, the American woulda actually got better deal. With the 50 for a 50 exchange. Thats an intro and theres Peter Lorre, then a mad pianist. The house, and fireplace kinda like Bruce Wayne.
Old fashioned. They got chess. Awkward dinner.The mad pianist kinda lost his shit though even though he makes everyone sigh off on how ‘sane’ he is then proceeds to strangle someone lol.
Damn so the windows left open overnight cause some destruction. Witht he wheel spinning like a car wreck. Really had a stuntman throw himself from the wheelchair there. Thats horrible.
Screaming out her name Julie. And he had a hallucination like the Piano was mocking him or something causing everything to be distorted. Poor pianist and thats the end of him, his dying breath. With his passing everyone is there to get a piece on the antiques. Peter has no place to go. And his expensive books. The maid weeps. The villains try to break up the will on the whim of conspiracy based on when he tried to choke Peter. Still has a mark like Dracula bit him in a sense. That hairstyle from long time ago I wonder if will ever come back. Its nbot something you see everyday. Maybe like Pirates of the Carribean esque. Cept in Italy country side. The ring is significant cause some ring wearer going around choking people and the piano playing mysteriously. Thats odd, and everyone wakes up. Turns into a whodunit so far pretty good. With the mausoleum mystery.
Somebody wearing a ring gets the brother in law or soemthing screaming through the door. Really gotta pay attention each scene and get all the info. Peter Lore = Henry, I feel like its Henry he knows all these supernatural books, or who knows really. The service is leaving. lol. First its the service leaving, then the wife leave with he kids, the the repo guy lol. Wow didnt expect that its the original Thing. lol. The hand is actin out the revenge, and writing creepy notes.Now im left thinking Henry, lost it and hes the hand, when he wears the ring. But thats not what it shows it shows the hand coming outt of the box and wants ring. I guess well see here pretty quick. Anyways Henry is now thought to be crazy, some good acting about the the hand though. Hes gotta hammer it to the board so he can show inspector and friends. Thats the explanation: Hes a sick man. That miror scene and Henry is pretty much a psycho.
Wandering around that house. Maybe a little Edga allen Poe Henry just walking around that house3 all creepy. Alls well that ends well but that fire scene was creepy. This movie as a thriller , suspense. Film reveals the tricks ion thee big ol house. The hand is it there or not makes for a good story. I like some of the old movies then, This even supposed to represent the late 1800s.
Thats a good ending too lol. That was similar to a play. Was good. More chem math.
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The cinnemassacre review is good. James is rigth slow start but pretty suspenseful. The ending is like a Scooby Doo episode when they reveal all the ghost gags. I like the movie actually took it a bit more serious than some on the list.

The Stuff ’85

Not the rigth stuff, just the stuff.
Ok no idea about this movie, I like that.
No expectation, I have anm idea if its on the monster madness list but here it goes.

Ok what the hell lol.
Theres a white goop coming out the ground so buddy starts eating it and wants to sell to people .
Lol it taste good. He says.
I dunno anything good liquid come out of the ground thats good for people ?
Besides water. Like good to ingest.
Anyways bizzare start.
I guess thats the stuff. Better get the stuff.
Seen a white letter title. Nothing like Critters flashy sparkling title.
Patrick Oneil thats interesting familiar name. Scott Bloom thats the kid.
lol.
That dad is harsh. HEs liek WHAT the hell are you doing downstairs by the fridge !
Loses it on him. But the ice cream moved lol. How bizzare.
Lol enough is never enough. The stuff. What a weird plot. Ok the stuff is that an allusion to you know what lol.
Ice creams business scammers.
All I know is eventually someone’s face gonna get warped melted.
He punches the FBI guy.
Cant stop singin this new kids on the block lol. With that title.
He bugged the guys suit so he could hear all his convos.
So thats what ice cream tycoons look like.
Ok back to the family.
All eating the stuff and the Dad is a jerk.
I cant tell if scott bloom is the older or the younger one. I think younger form the pic.
Dialogue is a bit off on this movie but not that bad.

Hey chemistry lab.
Theyre gonna dissect the stuff.
The grocery scene thats pretty cool. The kid with the Habs shirt. Little bit before my time but interesting scene. Amnyways everyone buying out the stuff.
Moe and the advertising lady, Hes liek a industrial spy lol. Like the Flaming Homer. little bit different.
Wow scene even got better kid went on a rampage lol.
Lol that big dog eats the stuff he says – its a movie. Just a revelation.
Next is the canteen with theme song. Nice colors.
Whoa the dog transforming. ok the dog has a problem lol.
And that dude is a enabler lol.
Ok im guessing this is Virginia now.
Yea Stader is a creepy town in the movie. Just strange, but the the next clue is Midland Georgia as plot unfolds.
Moe gets a new friend for more investigating. Confirmed goopy moves like slime lol.
Ok more plot people become controlled by the stuff, but you can punch a hole right thru them, and they ooze it out. That scen was pretty hardcore. And some stretched faces. Neat premise.
Stuff logo kinda like slurm, addicting Futurama.
Ok more plot then.
Back to the kid and theyree playing atari. Oh yea I saw Patrick Oneil hes the stuff boss, but he doesnt eat the stuff. Moe gets a job offer.
The dad making all these points about living things we eat that are moving. Anyways the stuff is the bad guy, and its a killer dessert!
Creepy family, dont eat the stuff. Marketing victims lol.
Barbasol lol.
Oh the Jig is up, the family knows hes eating barbasol lol, somehow escaped the house and in Moes car. A new duo.
Throws up in the car. Nice jeep old Car and personal jet on the tarmac.
Uh oh ther refuelers are stuffies. Could bee bad news.
Kid escapes Moe and Advertising lady at the stuff factory.
Flaming goop with the motel.
Comes from mine and has a mind.
Kid in the truck is a bad place to be.Gross imploded face. The cop hooked on the stuff lol.
Colonel looks familiar.
Nice the army saves the day
Some action. Protect the young lady trooper. That quick expanding foam.
Thats awesome from a fleet of private jets to a fleet of cabs.
Fleet of cabs is pretty hilarious. I like that.
Often easier to believe lies than the truth, aint that the truth/
Wow charlie really got it.
Moe is a the good guy makin those ice cream exec eat the stuff lol
Thats a strange movie.
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Never heard of Larry Cohen , was pretty good movie.
I guess I have known some Larry Cohen movies.
Whoa I seen the Starwars blanket but not the return of the Jedi shower curtain.
What a unique movie lol. Killer junk food.

Batman Returns ’92

Yes watching this first time in a long time.
This one pretty good I remewmber wioth good cast, creepy dark.
Better than the next in the series.
Newer batman is pretty crazy but lost some of that fantastic feel like this one has.
Maybe a little too childish or cartoony. I cant say thats bad though. Well anyways see how it is to watch 28 years later lol.
Just came up on the cinemassacre youtube and I had plans to watch it before. I guess its Christmas-sy Hadn’t occurred to me too much before.
Cat burglar cat woman with that latex rubber costume. Pretty over the top sexy before lol . And Christopher Walken.
Penguin is gross. The sets and props are awesome, and thats just what I remember from before.
Original Batman was pretty dark and Joker Jack Nicholson and that grimey feel to it. When Joker shoked that dude and caugth him on fire with the buzzer handshake was pretty hardcore.
Not to mention he gassed everyone at the restaurant and shot Bruce Wayne. Yea so I mean that movie was awesome hard to beat in a sequel, returns was good the third one maybe not so much. Maybe would watch it again. Ive always been more of a Marvel fan , but the DC movies have been better. Weell in the Batman vs maybe xmen movie franchise. Or Wolverine movie or any other lone star. Avengers was pretty cool, but its not 1992 grimey batman with villains, and gotham city that batmans gotta save!
Ooops did I saw Madonna I meant Michelle Pfeiffer.
OK finished watching this last night, it was awesome. Its grimey gritty dark, cartoony toys, and villains. Vehicles sets props.
Danny Devito in one of his most unique roles. Penguin is disgusting with black teeth as he drools over women.
Once he cant have cat woman tries to kill her.
Cat Woman talk about a hot mess. Glad I watched that still.
Fun Xmas movie, still kinda adult maybe, Pg 13.
And Christopher Walken playing a main role of corrupt city exec.
I dunno im stoked I watched taht too bad Bruce Wayne and Selina couldnt hit it off lol.
Ah well she was in cahoots with penguin and Max. Out for revenge. I like how they keep the movie open at the end with the Cat Woman silhouette.
The whole last scene in the Ice palace was good. Penguin gets ditched by his clowns. Body keels over lol. Its a goos scene with some explosions and Selina Kills MAx with a electrified kiss.
I like the sets for Gotham the large statues Art deco, has a 20’s-30’s feel Men still wears top hats and trench coats. The women dress like some 90s mixed with 50s.
Gotham and its villains. Michael Keaton aint the worst batman. As Bruce Wayne he says cool things. Playboy Bruce Wayne had Selina smitten for a bit, but too hell bent on death and revenge lol.
The castle batcave is cool.
I dunno im not a movie critic or expert, but I like this Batman universe and wish there was more.
Batman 3 fuckin sucks though. Like mr freeze I dunno. Ill give it a try eventually.
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Just watched the James Cinemassacre review thats some good points.
Seeing those scenes again.
Tim Burton is no joke, and James really said it well on the review.
Like I was saying the last scene, but also alley scene is really good. Where he adopts the cat.
Definitely Christmas movie.
Wow michelle pfeiffer too lots of movies shes been in. Scarface. and some other classics.
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I threw on the “Its a wonderful life” prolly some “Die Hard”, some Batman 1 and 3. And More Tim Burton movies..
Good way to stay engaged, outta trouble, its a positive thing.
Throw in some homework, and good to go.
This Batman movie took me back. I remember being a kid and watching it lots and the parts liked and the parts I didnt.
Revisiting it in 2020 was fun. All of it.

Critters ’86

What a fucking annoying class, had to mute then close that shit.
30 pages behind fuck em.
Thats second class your talking gibberish. I dont fucking get it . Work on something I understand.
This is fucking brutal I cant follow with the class that makes no sense.
Yet I found a error in the book.
Shit fuckin pisses me off.

Anyways get on with this movie shitty attitude shitty fuckin day what.
Aight sweet shitty fuckin attitude know nothing about this movie.
I heard its ok from the quick googles I seen.
Were in space prison asteroid lol. that funny.
Ok right away that tube alien is hilarious.
Nothing that mushy is threatening. Like I just watched ‘they live’ that mushy alien has no chance.

K well close enough the critters escape, and its very bounty hunter starwars esque.
Aight prediction. The aliens crash land in 80’s america, cause some damage for a bit but eventually get destroyed. Pretty sure thats how its going down.
The 2 faceless green dudes tasked with bringing the critters back.
Awesome splash screen intro after the ‘intro’.
Is that.. is that little house set ?
Some type of pioneer farming set up.

Might have missed a scene. Ok the kid running a thermometer under the hot tap water. Classic, prolly doesn’t wanna go to school.
Is it because a covid pandemic ? 34 years later that trick would work too well, you get quarantined and a spit dog lassoo mask and chair combo.lol.
Just another 80’s family about to go trhough the ringer with either paranormal or mosters or living dead, aliens in this case.
Nothing says 80’s like that black minute maid jug. Wonder what the story was behind that. I mean the cans look pretty cool, but why does the black look outdated now.
Classic family scene with the phone. The farmer dad he like when you sit at this table you act like this! With the mom servbing everyone up toast while the dad rambles on about values and BS.
Brad cant stand tests. Slave mom bitching about the thank yous for breakfast.
Charley in the back and thaty slob cop lol. ooh boy. Its like light ghostbusters vibe.
Finally the aliens, on a ship. I will also continue the math problems. trade off a couple scenes for some problems. Chem too.
Ok just now the more I see this the more I recognize some scenes. TYhey have a learning ‘machine’ thats making the aliens ‘learn’ watch everything. Kinda humourous, oh its double screen too.
Thats how you learn everything important. And i see that chin forming. Buddy , they better hope they dont run into Roddy Pipper. Nice singer actor combo. That makes this movie good then right.
I think maybe shapeshifting as the first person you see on tv might be the wrong move. Also sweeet melting face formation. Looks like some work.Farmer dad is the buzzkill although probably necessary. He seems tough, but fair. lol. Getting distracted by math now, atleast making some “light progress instead of bitching.” Hes got the toyota looks like. Looks like the MR2. Maybe its fancier but anyways got that little sporty look. No supper after that slingshot episode. Yep dinner the calm before some mayhem, i knwo how these movies go especially this particular list.
Dinner scene thats like me going back to HS in a tv show. Nice kid is making dynamite listening to rocknroll. Some extra curricular with the chem class.
I cant rell what car it is but definetly not the MR2 Im thinking maybe a ferrari or a porshe model. I guess after the movie ill find out.
Sweeet got a tough problem right.
Brother is a creep watching through the window, yep no internet. Hes got a Royals hat though. Anyways hopefully here comes the aliens and that monster.
Barn is a good place for the ufo. Then what the singer/actor is the bounty hunter, Is this gonna be like ET. They are criminals and bounty hunters according to space pod goop guy. Lol I wonder what Jontron will do next, those were some hits. Nice the old man brings him some cookies to talk lol. “always taking her side?
Hes grounded and shes rolling around in the hay with mr gr8 from NY lol. Here comes alien or dad to pinch em. Nice space ship nice droolin whiskey. Prolly some AJ !
Finaly some thing happening outside. Hes liek earthquake? as he gets caught in the tree. Like more than 25 minutes later of some boring family routine. OR building up to the action.
Was he wearing the ghostbusters logo? lol that migth have been common back in the day. But not the farmer dad. Anyways they find the UFO ! More like a scene with some hardcoded alien subs. Fun to say.
Fur-ball takes out cop/ slave mom hands garburator/ No thats not a haiku.
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Woo December 10, old man bday Happy bday ya fuckin loser, hope you drop dead fucker.
Ok new day for me. This being kinda a journal of sorts. These critter better not disappoint this morn. Its took nearly half hour to see the cop get run off the road to a little furbal. Ok they speak like a alvin and the chipmunks, lol. Then you got the first person sneaking up on house scene those are always good.
Ok bounty hunters have arrived. Dont they have ship cloakers ? Whose the villains.
More first person. Well they show the green face and singer actor, so they should be showing the critters.
The phone doesnt work. Clichee but good still. I almost coulda predicted that scene. HEs like taps the phone ? The phones dead. Shout out to that bowling shirt too very stylish. gotta love that cyan magenta shirt. Thats a funny idea for printer; you wear a cyan magenta shirt then print yourself lol.
I guess the farmer dad pretty sensible as a character. I mean believable atleast. Now its time to go reset the breaker.
What the’
Yea so the panel was eaten maybe. lol
How about a tums. that would be a good advert, did you just eat a electrical panel, have a tums.
That shirt logo really similar to ghostbusters, skinnier ghost. Then I finally seen the critter lol. Hes chillin in the preserves. Is this what started trolls lol. No. Damn hes got a critter on his shoulder and leg. Meaner then hell, lol. Those some good lines.
Ok the bounty hunter shoot off the shotgun in the rack lol . Negligent discharge.
They listen to the radio in the barn. Lol now theres some action. New York rat tail gets it. Good scream.
This movie pretty good too bad the critters arent friendly.
That scene on the chicken wire.
Making math progress comment. Im glad.
Ate the dynamite ahaha. Then falls down lol. Critter had a tummy ache lol kinda cute in a grotesque way. Ok so theyre both bad.
No one blows up the church organ and scare the church organist unless you really evil. I think the lady recognized him as the actual singer.
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Pinbusters is whats on the shirt, same as the simpsons bowling team. Same colors I mean.
Lol so they talk and one gets blown away. After locking themselves out. lol. Still pretty awesome.
I was thinking of something else when I though id seen this.
Too much bounty hunters at the bowling alley, lol.
The critters where are they. Bit of carnage ensues then the grumpy sheriff gets woken up.
Darn she got neck veined porcupined spined. Burn em with a oil lantern and he jumps in the toilet lol.
Chaos erupting everywhere in the movie town.
Kids gotta go get help. Critters by the bike. These monsters gotta go. Pillow figth theyre getting bigger. Gremlins why didnt I think of that.
Kid runs into the bounty hunters. Chaos ensures. Chewie the cat. Theres a big critter lol. With big bird feet lol. Saving the day with a molotov and liquor.
Sweet another 80s adventure.
They blow up the farm house, and get blowed up themselves. uh oh he says. Movies pretty good. HE gets the alien phone lol . House reconstruction thats sweet and the cat in the mailbox.
I guess those green head shapeshifters were ok afterall. Nice classic final scene.
Nice synth ending too. Math streak.
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Stephen Herek from bill and teds, & Chiodo brothers, trio. did killer clowns from outer space. Thats cool. lol james review thats hilarious.
Comparing he songs thats funny. Marty Blowing up those speakers. Sequels.
The Krites
Scott Grimes

They Live ’88

This movie is awesome, second time watching this.
Im realizing its a John Carpenter. 5 years between the Thing.
The Thing was pretty hardcore. Kurt russell
Now, Roddy Pipper Canadian Wrestler.
Thats awesome.
This movie is like a grand theft auto with aliens or something.
Like a action thriller figthing movie comedy sci-fi Orwellian.
He gets thrown out of a window.
The aliens you can only see with glasses. Everything isnt what it seems.
The unlikely pair.
So the scene where hes getting the glasses outta the trash truck, and sees the buddy from construction site and hes like put on the glasses.
And they argue and wrestle for like 10 mins is pretty funny.
Then its funny seeing em walk down the street.
I just seen he passed in 2015. Thats saddening.
Well it makes me treasure this movie even more.
Gotta comment on the duke nukem, and grand theft auto video game references.
Just a weird concept and it plays out nice when hes trying to convince people of some aliens living amongst us they brush it off as crazy lol.
Its just a fun movie with some obvious scenes to give you just enough weird information.
Its comedic when theyre all beat up draggin their asses thru the street.
I guess the 80’s and one liners.
And the scenes in the film from the late 80’s Sets cars outfits, hair. Plays out kinda like a wwf movie. Sorry WWE.
My buddy tellin me now he was on always sunny. I gotta see that.
Its liek a lethal weapon duo cept they fight more.
Its like ignorance is bliss all in a movie or something.
After having seen this before I struggle to recall how it ends. Maybe ill remember after seeing it lol.

Keith David; I just recognized that hes also in the Thing. Worlds longest fight scene ahaha. Just was searching up some Keith David and John Carpenter.
Meg foster shes the one that throws him out the window. They all looking pretty retro.
Roddy plays the da maniac season 5 and season 9 always sunny. Im definitely checking that soon. Just got no where else to write this.
Learning about Kekule, and his statue at university of Bonn and the students dress him up kinda funny. Learning about the chemical structure benzene and so on. Sure enough hes got a mask on Covid. Gilbert Lewis.
Anyways back to the conclusion of they live, getting caught up in some research.
Roddy piper just says some cold shit in this movie and witht he psycho eyes and neck veins im pretty sure he means business.
Oh yea i forgot about that character he was like the bad guy now hes an ally.
Roaming the streets with those shades at night makes em look like the unibomber.
But im cheering on the heroes.
Lol contact lenses the future is now im tellin ya.
“Most of em just sell out right away”
Ah yes so more plot unfolds, Basically Earth is a developping country and business aliens are turning us into their third world dumber down consumers.
Wait a minute, Buddy the safehouse leader, also is in The thing! im 90% sure.
Oh man here we go its Meg foster again, shes part of the revolution, after throwing Roddy out the window.
Wow time sure does fly 32 years ago. yipes/. Are you ok shes asks lol.
lol didnt expect that.
wow they really bust the party civil war style.
like wow really action scene. no talking straight action. Like all this movie is is hip firing . Anyways the monochrome tone showing the aliens is always creepy. Theyre eye in particular and teeth. Lol neat the watch, malfunctions creates a acme hole to their base. No way theyre using the supernatural detector for the ghostbusters, and that cool white urban camo. They go from the tunnel to the dinner acceptance speech.
The southern gentleman leading em around for some more plot things.
Oh now they got to the broadcast center.
Having a taste of the good lifee thats a little tgoo close to 2020 and the NWO. “Theyre aint no countries anymore, aint no good guys, they control everything”
Theyre getting to the signal, a la diehard up the building. Lol Romero and Carpenter shout out on the alien broadcast.
I gotta say before I go see the review, movie is provocative, maybe was better the second time around.
The original duke nukem.
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Crazy i was about to say looks like some kubrick black and white. James saying its a tribute to some 50’s films. Some things open to interpretation is fun too I agree. The fight scene obviously hes from wrestling fame and its a movie. Family guy does it to excess too. Alot of wrestlers making some above average movies. Sure is fun to revisit or see these movies first time, or first time again. Critters 86 is next no idea never seen it.
based on the 1963 short story “Eight O’Clock in the Morning” by Ray Nelson.
Heres the google write up :
Nada (Roddy Piper), a wanderer without meaning in his life, discovers a pair of sunglasses capable of showing the world the way it truly is. As he walks the streets of Los Angeles, Nada notices that both the media and the government are comprised of subliminal messages meant to keep the population subdued, and that most of the social elite are skull-faced aliens bent on world domination. With this shocking discovery, Nada fights to free humanity from the mind-controlling aliens.
I wish there was happy ending for nada but njo.
Also Peter Jason is the guy i thought was in, ok apparently not. Im mistaken. similar google searches, “is they live a true storey?” ahaha, thats a keeper.

Hellraiser ’87

Note to self dont buy the hell portal cube.

Day one, second lockdown. TP sales, and shortages.
Just next on the list.
Its a realtor, selling the room with the hell portal.
hell is just some chains dangling from the roof and the victim pulled to pieces.
Theres gross bugs. So far nothing lie reanimator lol. That was the ulti-gorefest.
Just kinda leaving it in the background while i do other things and If I think of anything clever to write.
Second time seeing this. I thought it was ok the first time just a special effects, cant recall too much else.
Some cool dock scenes and background music.
Thats a nasty reverse melting corpse raising.
That crawling guy lol. Scene is pretty scary I guess. Its hard to hear some dialogue this time already 1/3 way in.
That haircut maybe reminding me of Sting and the police or something. Corpseface ew. What shes gonna fall in love with meatface. Pussface.
Ew hes hanging off the railing lol. She has a romantic interest im not sure lol. Unwanted guest. Distinctly 80’s shades and hairstyle.
Heavy 80’s its what I crave sometimes. Lady Hammer time scene ugh lol
Graphic movie this one too, well I guess I knew that from the title lol. Dude with Nails coming out of his face. They all have names Ill recall. So she did it for the guy. gradually feeding him more skin ew. Hes like inside out like the Simpsons ew… The audio really up too lound then way too quiet. Cant hear the dialogue but can hear the gross meat sounds lol.
At this point im not sure who was in the petstore, the deal with the realtor. The bum in pet store , her boyfriend..
Ew so much blood blood-suit guy. Lots screaming lots of nastiness. She figured out something about the cube. The cube is some geometry. The cube is portal to the unnderworld. connect that somehow with some math. Uh of she activated the cube I think she might be in trouble..
That was a crazy demon chasing scene, and the escape back to the bedroom.
So they came after she openede the cube. Thats the object in where all the mystery and supernatural come from, and some hallucination maybe.
The characters are cool and metal. The scenes are cringey and gross. I guess the realtors or I dunno what kind of side deals they made with the demons. Hes such a creepy dude saying all the clichee lines. Defiantly rights up ther for nasty movies. Corpses maggots blood ew. Its revolting really but metal and classic horror flick. Oh shit you kow when the rack start spinning kup and the demons all prersent u know shits gonna hit the fans. Theyre like you touched the cube. They kinda look like the borg in a way. Ew the hooks are gross lol. Its like Re-animator maybe a tenth of a percent more gory but not by much lol. They have wrestling belts lol. The female demon has chin razors or something. Ew Medieval torture mustahve been so nasty. Thats all this movie is making me think of. They somehow almost get away from em one after another. The flying face foot thing ew. Gnashing teeth and such. Its like a ride. this movie lol. Crank that cube.
Yea dont get involved with the hellraising cube. Its the guy from the petshop lol turns into a skellie dragon wow.
Its amazing those special effects really. The movies liek a thriller, its not my fave but, that wasnt so bad. Pretty disgusting scenes, lol some made me laugh. Sometimes with the hands gore its so nasty its like you can feel it from the screen. As far as creation its like movies are the ultimate creative project. Need liek a studios, better than what I could do but pretty sweet horror flick from across the Atlantic. Happy to move on with having done something entertaining for a bit. There i said it it was entertaining. Not my favorite thing, but can appreciate the work, couldnt look away some scenes, some scenes you cant watch. Its like taking a sledge to some blood oranges and hook it to pieces. Excessive and splattery. More than splattery, soaked repeatedly.
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James review was good lol. creature at the end was crazy. I think maybe I seen the author. not sure. He says you only watch this when you wanna watch something gross or get scared lol. Im just watching cause the old reviews. Fun to watch the movie first then learn random things about the film.

Poltergeist ’82

Another movie ruined for me by cable tv.
You know skimming through the channel 100s of times, while never watching the whole movie and skipping scenes if you are trying to watch it.
This time I was impressed with the effects, the ghostly apparitions and retro characters.
Actually the house from 82 has all the awesome toys and nostalgic feel to it.
Simpsons did it too. Wow and the poltergeist really imploded that house.
There was some pretty crazy scenes I remember. Some effects looking like ghostbusters. Maybe id watch it again it just seems like the movie ive seen 101 times.
Pretty good this time watching. Not nearly hardcore as the re-animator lol.
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Spielberg. And actors dying that were in this movie. 4 cast members dying short order after the film came out. Poltergeist curse.
Tobe Hooper from Texas chainsaw.
Cant help but reading some reviews. I think maybe if you were exposed to this in the theatres opening night. Not like half scenes, assuming some cuts in film on cable tv for years.
I mean watching it again was fairly creepy. Gotta do the same with Hellraiser. Except I haven’t seen it so many times, and don’t recall seeing it on cable tv.

Re-Animator ’85

Really gory graphic rated, X rating. Or maybe im watching a edit.
Weird when it starts off non descript, then gives sick intro.
Every scene pretty gory.
Has a tense horrifying feel so far.

I know the song melody from dr. Kucho which is funny.
First time watching this. The skinny black tie is that necromancer character.
The doctor is the doc that tries too hard, all good qualities.
Lots of brain talk and that brain scene was particularly nasty. So far.
Dialogue and scenes are gross lol. Like oevr the top gross, now bonesaws.
Brain dissection lecture ala horror film, This tops the nastyness in movies i watched though.
This is like George A Romero steeze. More techno samples. I guess I expect to hear them all. I wonder how that would sound dnb. Science not superstition.
Anyways the necromancer is like screaming about brains, theory. The other doc aint too happy. The doc teaching the class, can be doc outdated. The fiance doc can be; wholesome doc.
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Wine with the suits and doc outdated and the guy with the cheeks.
Gotta love the fake dinner setup just for that shot. Or as many dinner shots before you have to reset the take.
Its a dinner party with the fiance wholesome doc. So she leaves to show up mins before then shes like thats him at door. Different scene just why wouldnt they have travelled together.
High tension in the houshold after a toast i couldnt understand.
That ivory soap box (not-standable). I love 85 its when retro for me was new. When all of yesterdays dull clothes was bright and so on. Its -erfume free soap but I can still smell and picture it in my mind. Ivory. Distinct logo. uh oh the second they start looking for that missing cat is pretty ominous. You can tell its juts gonna be plot, and not gonna be pretty or good.
Love that late night math. Well I know what happeneed to sabrinas cat. Its in doc deaths fridge. Oh hes got the glowstick injectable. So i bet hell claim he saved it from roadkil or soemthing and trying to give it life. HP lovecraft whats that gonnna have to check all that. Im guessing something like tell tale heart. As such im sure Simpsons reference atleast one thing probably as a guess. Thats whats up though, watch this shit late night. Even it looks like sabrina teenage witch still some tense parts. Hes like to the stuffed pet, Im a doctor. Lemme chjeck for signs of life on this puppet. Must-have been fun making this song version I heard.
Lol so the explanation is the cat was messing around knocked the garbage over and a jar fell on its head and suffocated . If that somehow really happened the truth is stranger than fiction.
But yea hes the creep character all lawyer like. Then blackmail for being with his fiance andf threaten to get wholesome doc kicked out of school . What a guy. Imagine thats ur secret santa.
Sets up a really morbid stage. Anyways forget secret santa just roommate lol. With the screaming creature, its gotta be the revived cat so I cant wait to see this. OK that basement furnace scene was just outta control. Was pretty wild funny scene. Doc wholesome saves the day. The other guys got a mallet. So you cant r-reanimate without the glowstick fluid. Infernal beast. Ok this guy tops the villain list in recent movies I watched.
Cheeks and glasses pissed off for no reason. It sucks buddy is such a creep but would be much of movie without him. First thing you do when ur a security guard; leave the desk for some snacks. Isnt that stereotypical. And now I guess to convince glasses that it works on humans. Poor sabrina cat was just a cruel test subject.
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Tried it in the morgue setting wrestling area. Doc necromancer and doc wholesome get beat up. The fiance dad is dead killed by the monster they created. Theyre trying to revive him now. The glowstick needle, just hasnt seen anything more than aggressive zombie results. Damn now hes beome the patient of his brain hospital.
This films got the cringe gross scenes. lol
Omg this movie is just gorefest zombiemani and hardcore they musta used truck fulls of blood. Thrills too. I think that migth be the end of doc necro and that was like dare I say more hardcore than Romero. Elevator scene was no joke lol. The whole conclusion was just crazy. Kinda wasnt expecting that, so that was awesome. Ulti-carnage gorefest.

Puppet Master ’89

NCAA NFL done. Still homework got this movie List to work through.
Halloween movie then puppets, and a water psychedelic effect. I feel like when i think of Halloween I dont think of the beach and a sunny hotel
Puppets are cool can be lightly creepy maybe. Puppet master pullin your strings. Wonder if Metallica seen this.
Looks like a fancy monte carlo. Marionettes have that Italian maybe Mediterranean. Says Ancient Greece with a internet search. Movie Calls it Bodega Bay in Im guessing maybe American no clue. I like geography and learning about new places.
Thats the good ol days. Entertaining yourself, with some music that isnt internet. I think if I was that dude paint the moviuing parts seperately let dry then re-assemble but whatevr I can see hes ‘acting’. Then the puppet is like hmph get back to work while I stare out the window lol. Like lady makes space for the critter, I mean camera guy.
lol the suits walked in step for like 5 seconds. Extended critter scene with some funny foley sound effects, like grunting and hustling. Alreeady I mean I got stuck into math but its necessary. There he is the title character lol. Scurrying around like a creature.
Critter made it to the elevator. Lots of dressed up extras walking around with the following leg and shoes scene. Maybe its the set but Playing for time was same-ish period looks way more 80’s
New York, this on ehas thee car elevator bellboy birdcage. The little puppet cover is blown its, a claymation style animation. Usually dont show the cover monster right away, to be fair, once he appears right in the box he goes. Hopefully those creatures get loose, and cause chaos on the populace cause theyre pretty funny puppet monsters. So far they seem tame and not monstrous at all. So the suits arrived at the door and I was expecting something to happen but the mystery of the puppet master, some one else will have to discover them Gotta mention the touching moment between old puppet guy and sad quiver lip killer marionette from the cover. New Character Leech dream what can I say. Present day Yale. Imagine you do math all your life to get to Yale then get killed by a puppet late 80s movie style lol. 10 math courses to be a major at Yale sounds tough. Like I say with chemistry if Homer can do it so can I.
Ok the fair in present day Yale looks 80’s out.
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Yale dude has some problems and had a leech attack.
It was a dream to be exact.
Some new characters appear.
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Crystal ball lady gives a compelling vision of puppet thing doing some dirty deeds. Somewhat funny scene. I guess that part was real. Not the grandpa part. Saying things like, you have a parent.. Construction. lol.
Its a strange movie. And im not sure whats gonna happen.
Enter some cool shots of New York 89. In a research docs office. Something about sexual fantasies it sounds ridiculous. Like what happened to the puppet masters house and the case . Side comment, I love butter. I love butter, only a lard ass would say that lol. Its true though. Anyways im a serious mental doctor, now tell me some erotic stories.
Weird movie weird cast weird plot.
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Last scenes are crazy lol.
The puppets are funny the rest is just strange movie took a while to watch, and in broken pieces maybe watch it again someday.
Didnt know about the director and the assembly line movie thats kinda cool.
Alrigth what’s next.