Recomendations.

lack of a better spot

Hitmans wife bodyguard
Blazzing saddles well who hasnt seen that.
Cat Balou that sounds interesing
support your local sheriff
Paint your wagon
Tank circa 1984

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Night in the museum series.
Watch 12 episodes in correct sequence.

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Victoria street
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William Ernest Henley
Treasure island.
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Revenge of the Ninja
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Canelo Alvarez vs Caleb Plant Nov 6 2021

Woooooooooooooooooooow!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
THat was the most epic boxing match ive seen in a long ass time. L:ike holy Fuck
What can I say, I really like Caleb Plant, his story where he came from his perserverance.
Canelo Alvarez the King!!
I knew Canelo was gonna win after he hospitalized that last opponent.
Holy fuck. So lets see what i can p[ut together. THe press conference they scrapped. Caleb Worthy opponent. nothing but 100% respect.
To go up against Canelo, but lose in round 11, he was getting wobbly footed.
And, that Canelo beat down.
Im just fucking completly blown away.
Whose gonna take out alvarez; nobody. I wish I was from Mexico to feel that national pride he just brought.
Yeh he kinda cocky but hes the Champ. My nurse friend says the crown in corny.
Wow that was the one Alvarez came thru with that left uppercut after the first left Jab that was the one that got him.
Really respect to both fighters that was a great show.
100% respect for Caleb Plant, the dude seems down to earth someone you can be friends with.
And the same for Alvarez,the guy is a legend in my eyes. He negiotied his brother release from the cartel, hospitalized his last opponent.
Just got distracted on the twitch anyways. Moving on, that was epic end to epic weekend, bryans bday, feeling pretty good about the life.
Im just blown away Alvarez exciting fight. No one is stopping him anytime soon , ill mark my own words.

Wheres parliament? November 2021 edition.

What a fucking disgrace.
Out galavanting in the netherlands for a climate summit. Ha what a joke. 400 private planes out there to talk about carbon.
The twitter is nothing but photo ops. Lies about the lytton. I say its an embarrasment. 68% of people didnt vote for this clown. Here comes the ass wiping of remembrance day. And whose family involved in the 60s scoop huh. Call it what it is a vacation abomination.
With all these ministers voting yes on censorship bill C-10 the audacity of wearing a poppy a symbol of honoring those who served. How many hundreds of thousands Canadians died protecting freedome of speech at a minimum and these clown that sacrificed nothing vote to take it away from us.
Where the god-damn parliament ?
Its a disgraceful joke. Gotta hear the stay home cause covid, onl;y justin allowed to do remembrance day lol. Thats what happened 2020. Lol class of 2020 parliamentarians : Abysmal! 0/10
2021 , much of the same. Looks like their only focus or madate is destroy Canada, then take excessive gluttonous holidays. Seriously what the hell did my tax dollars buy, what good from tis excess money wasted. A fuckin dog and pony show, hey everyone look at me like a fuckin child. 0/10 wheres my god damned parliament?
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Time until xmas.
52 days.
What percent of work time will we get outta those 52 days.
Im gonna go ahead and guess a solid 4-6 %
Absolute bare minimum mediocrity, think how many dedicated people could do for their communities with this complete lazy imbecile out of the way. Says 2/3 Canadians worried about inflation. Falls upon deaf ears. Not even in Canada for heavens sake. We’re all sick of the surfer bro!
Come on lets see some debate, I wanna see these douches get served. Not to mention most of these idiots should be on EI after what i just witnessed.
Awol Cowardism, dereliction of duties, corruption. yadda yadda.
In the words of Shania Twain; that dont impress me much.
You see him doing any philantropy with his oil riches , something like Carnegie. Nah, spends the tax coffers the claims =it like his own, doesnt even the bible write about how thats wrong lol.
Now you got the nonsense with the flags been down forever, “its up to the indigenmous” Feds actively in court fighting the kids payments just like the veterans.
Yup i read about the characters in the Pierre Burton books love that Canada. I see this team in action im aghast, and quite frankly disgusted.
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Lol the photos coming out of Netherlands are comical. lol Thank you Duchess Cambridg for facially expressing what we all thinking what a turd thats hilarious.
So apprently Mckenna out gallavanting in the Netherlands too despite not being elected, course shes sent there at taxpayer expence, what a fucking jok. The he says his climate ageda endorsed by a vast majority of Canadians, yea a whole 28/100 thats a majority to clown shoes. The fact Mckenna went out there and theyre being hush about who paid for it tells me how much of a joke, its just “one last holiday” for the gange d’imbecile. Get it in you corrupt fucks. No care for taxpayer money. No care for democratic process. I didnt vote for this scoundrel. Missing infrastructure money holy fuck. Kenney and gang too busy in Hawaii and Mexico. While the rest of the gaffes prentend Alberta, and especially AB oil exist. I wonder what sick convos going on behind closed doors, Ill destroy Alberta oil, then sell it to you mwahaha. Says the guy that play philantropist only with tax dollars. Not his own oil fortune thats off limits.. pfft. Carnegie would call you a fuckin bitch.
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Lets do a little math
1/52 = 1.92 % 52 days left till xmas, 1.92 % potential wasted everyday. Even every day would be excessive (100%), but this is excessive in the opposite direction. incompetence and refusal to work. Automatic raises. SMH.
Fine take off the weekends cause we all know how lazy politicians are.
2 days left this week 3 wasted. (2)
Literally 35 work days left till xmas.
1/35 = thats even more. 2.35% potential wasted everyday.
Its a joke when a previous low ranking NCM harder work ethic and wastes less time and resources, people arent as stupid as you believe they are and when you see the math on what could have been its quite shocking and frankly disgusting.

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Thursday. Just assume the week is done is the MO of “these buffooons” How much time you think will be utterly wasted before Xmas id say the whole 96%
Get your filet mignons assholes.
Low class action lawsuit for the veterans 7 days before remembrance day. Are they gonna gloat on the 11th the censors lol.

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November 8, figured out how to use a flag last nigth sunday. Still MIA still no parliament, still no accoutablity. Sleeping. Its 4 pm in Ottawa another day pissing up wind. Deputy is suggesting french be a part of the Air Canada CEO needs french in his performance review. Excuse me how stupid, and incompetent are you ? Get your dumb-ass back to parliament! 34 days left, sitting at a whopping 0%. Just think how many actual Canadian loving parliamentarians could do for their communities. I cant wait to see this disgusting display by the ‘censors’ on the 11th. Gloating around. Remember last year. Remembrance day cancelled for everyone except me and that douche Payette, that was a disgusting display. While they made the day about themselves, gloating around on TV. Im expecting more of the same this year. Id hate to be the trudeau kid, get made fun of so much at school. Even the big guy himself, Carnegie would mock you so bad. Contempt for Canadians much? Going down in history as worst government, and a complete goof. Wow whopping 0%. Im not even surprised come to expect nothing but corrupt shit from these imbeciles.. Prove me wrong.
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November 9, Another day of nothing — selfish pricks. Big surprise. Wanna see a farce bigger than the 3 stooges go look on twitter. Fucking jokes– It would be funny cept its Canada and regular citizens sacrificed so much its actually an insult. Fuckin war is hell sent all our best while the bottom of the spitoon in society left to be scoudrels and reap the rewards of others.
Still sitting at 0% effeciency, 100% wasted. Just imagine what people could be doing for their communities. Imagine– cause thats all were gonna get.
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November 10.
Anything from our incompetent government today? Turdeau talks to cabinet, well that aint for Canada more selfish nothingness. Who fucking gets paid excess tax dollars to have a pretend phoney convo. – This gov. Still sitting at 0% efficiency 100% time wasted. Who fucking voted for these idiots. Thanks ya fucking imbeciles. Alright so dodged canada and parliament all month so far, stepping out to be front and center on remembrance day is absolutely pathetic.
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Nov 23.
Throne speech today, prepare for disappointment. Although cant be as bad as payette. “Dhur we need jobs..” That was fucking laughable except it was so pathetic. Aight lets see how they do.
Seriously those fckin goofs, nothing but fun and games, They dont care they got theirs, not its just do as little as possible and try to not atteract attention. Climate change and covid the biggest hoaxes and money transfer of modern times. Covid for taking away freedoms, climate change for self serving $$. Yerp lockdowns after 18 months, gimme a fucking break. No part of the social contract I have to stop my life cause they cant figure out underfunded hospitals after 18 months. seriously. meanwhjile big boxes and billionaires taking in record profits, Gah. Inflation lets see will they mention it nah. well here come more strongly wrded letter. Incompetence of the highest magnitude; damn right im writing letters.

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Nov 23 still, oh man got some seriously sub-par laughable parliamentarians and some super above par surprisiong parliamentarians too. Stand by.
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Just a quick update took em 4 days to say they dont want parliament. Now moving to hybrid . SAeriously bunch dog fuccker and sises pardon my language.
We want accountability answer la question.
a meepish 4 days a jughead thru in the towel Jagmeet your a disgrace to the NDP with that move. Go to Raptors Game but cant go to parliament woop there it is.
How long can the charade go – on much longer apparently. Meanwhile i got friends boots on the ground what a disgrace. I want more ; accountability action; old biz ; Want more.! GAH

Wheres Parliament? October 2021 edition

1 month + 4 days past the election wheres parliament.
What a fucking farce.
So pay into a system that doesnt show up to work.
Pay into a system that that screws us, oh joy.
Ou es la democracie, all i see is corrupt shit.
I can see Canadians taking note, and most of us didnt vote for this shit.
Mandate to promote censorship.
So i might take a chance still and trust the system, besides, what happens when a law gets passed no one agrees with.
Asides from all tyhat wheres the debate I dont see shit except administrative burdens, and skipping any attempt at real work.
Fuckin prove me wrong its fucking nonsnense where has parliament been for the past 5 years, im minimally satisfied.
The price good men pay for indiffeence to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men fuckin hear hear said 348-BC
What you need is a academic wiseguy.
Wheres my fucking parliament and why is the trudeau government trying to destroy freedoms of speech that literally hundred of thousands of Canadians died to protect .
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But, seriously. today the Jean Chretien Cretin in the media lol about inflation.
What do ou think the relvance of the old guard making comments. Then some of the Senator I think are great, others very poor impression.
Its more nepotism in a way and taking shortcuts to benefit thee in a system thats kinda designed to not let that happen, its an affront in my opinion.
Not to mention isnt the debate part of the process. All i see is some lame twitter statuses and no recourse boo.
Now its another month chretien talking news media, I think I much prefer his comments, then and now, and i cant believe im writing that lol.
Dont blame me I voted for 3 stooges for president of Canada lol, And, Id prefer the 3 stooges, atleast the stooges hop to it, and have good intent..
Now; wheres my freaking cupcake?
Oh yea photo of the kids asked not to talk during lunch with dividers up lol.
Thats crazy yea i remember being quite sick duringt he school days. Thats funny interesting memories about my elementary days lol. Atleast we had nintendo, which was relatively not bad. Some games were horrible though. When I was growing up, one day well be able to play nintendo with each other from our own houses.
Call up a friend on the old landline, rent a game get a ride from the adults. Good times. Maybe write more about that one day.

The Three Stooges

Got caught watching three stooges, decided I was gonnna go all in.
Something weird about watching the old stooges episodes, makes me feel a little strange.
Where do I start. Cloumbia pictures, how boss back in the day.
I guess the company turned to Sony.
Thats a company I can get behind Columbia pictures.
I really admire the stooges.
OK so lemme describe a stooges episode.
Three men, Happening to be at a place.
Its like job offer, then screw up job amidst the chaos then find a new role for the stooges and hilarity ensues.
My favorite episodes are the handyman style, where they trash evertyhing.
Something melancholy about wacthing the stooges.
Its like yeh the current events, ww2 . It strikes a weird impression with me.
Stooges looking for work while the normal people pass by lol.
Its real but its fantasy.
Good natured but its sad in a way i dunno.
Watching old ass media.
Such a crazy thing to watch in the 2020s the shits like 80 years old.
What strikes me is all these scenes, weve all heard before the original comedy.
The sets , theres some racism in it but not that bad, its always good natured.
The stooges always on the edge of crime.
The indians with coal in their pants, its plays out like a comic book.
Reminds me of being a kid. People so hungry from the great depression its quite a shock to see full screen.
Then it reminds me of my youth.
Stooges shows how cold the world is, cant get food late on rent, looking for work all the problems of a individual.
Something totally genius about it too.
Really i can connect with that disconnect from society and the mean world.
ANd the army and drill too it makes it extra funny.
I think i watched 44 episodes or so.
Lets get in the characters.
Moe the leader, the brain of the 3. He always gets the mop in the face.
Moe commands the three.
Larry is a strange character hes like moes bitch lol. gets dragged around by his hair, higher up then curly.
Curly best character probably, victim of circumstance, 3rd man down the list. Hes always the first casualty or victim lol.
Also just a funny character in mannerism and voice.
I like all the stooges even lary hes part of the show. Hes always getting jerked around by his hair, and he seems half smart just moe brings him down lol.
These characters are just the most ridiculous its overkill ridiculous..
slipping falling smashing through walls. the fun dont stop.
Its just nothing but jokes.
If you had to categorize people, those that went to church or those that skipped and watched the 3 stooges lol.
Would god punish you if you chose to watch the 3 stooges, or reward you.
Its so good natured, on the verge of criminal murder, but just on the edge, but they are inocent and meaning well.
I cant help but think of it sad in a way, just watching from the future now, you know their fate.
What is with the human brain or my brain stuck onto some old memories like that.
Some existential shit where the past is a better world then today.
I cant say that 2021 is worst than 39, the world had alot of growing up to do.
And what of the starvation themes in these episodes.
Basically humans aint wanted lol, the stooges is just that, people trying to fit in where they arent accepted.
Theres no room for stooges in the world. and i think i can relate with that idea.
Never once have I felt wanted or needed in this world, except if im supposed to be doing the dying r the cleaning up.
Had to fight tooth and nail to secure my spot.
And the stooges perpetually stuck here.
On the other hand its the orignial simpsons and OG comedy.
Nah its like hip hop in the 80s, plenty of ways to die or do drugs on the street and end your life.
Its the hip hop that maintains the sanity, the dance the raps, the music.
Only once youve commited the crime then, the government takes note.
Meanwhile they arent the ones with the after school.
Its liek the graffiti artists say, man city doesnt care if you die.
Bazilions in the penal system, with no resources on the street to help a man.
Thats what the stooges are.
Artists without a meal. And the Charicature is fiitting.
I cant believe i related hip hop and stooges together but there it is.
What does a single man owe society and what does society owe to a man.
What does a man owe to society.
A society thats shunned a man his whole life.
No loitering no standing no being here.
Then we pay into a system that fucks us thanks.
Supposed to help us, but some bone head decided that that money was for him instead.
And, hes got the gun like a god damned tyrant.
Sugar Barons Coal Barons, would it be any different if I was at the helm hell yeah. makes me think of Canergie.
I dont know if Canregie did anything really that special than any other man, except he was in the position he thought and then did something.
I defeintley see myself as the Carnegie type.
I guess id have to contest did carnegie do anything ill to inherit his steel wealth.
As for stock any of the steels is a not a hto investment.
I have a feeling though steel and the coal metalurgic coal in demand could be more more in demand.
Anyways fuck steel Id rather humanity.
Anyways yeh back to carnegie he really impresses me.
Building libraries around the world.
And, yea why didnt others do the same, im looking at you bezos.
Then back to the society.
The society doesnt want people the society wants less, and emphasis on the stay the fuck off my property style.
Then its like yea theres a problem let someone else deal with it.
Stooges episode, their all in france, cant pay the rent, trying to paint a picture, itll sell when your dead.
Its liek yeah its comedy but aint that a fact.
something about justice or lack thereof.
Curly machine gun hat what a interesting thing.
Curly is the best character.
Nicest of the three maybe most honest. maybe not.
What else the cars.
The cars are amazing in the three stooges,
Just brand new old cars, like a regular cuba.
Oh gawd dont get me started lol
But yea that curly machine gun hat, thats just something you dont see now.
Kinda like paliachi the tragic clown lol.
Not that the wife was cheating more like, the comedy is sad to an effect.
I juyst imagine to be born in the 39’s and make the world a better place than it is today, is maybe why i reminisce,
Also I imagine being born in another period in time such as Isaac neton time etc, youd be stuck in middle ages, people rumaging about their cargo vessels and like how to do you break the mold from the ancient times, it must have been a difficult thing, something i should keep note of. Just like picture it your born in the 1700s or earlier how disconected that place is of of here.
Wow mind boggling.
Now the machines will outlast humans, but its realy the limitations If you had to live 300 years you couldnt. Vampires maybe.
That whole story line is a connecticut man in king arthurs court. weird.
Whats the other thing.. If Stooges is creative whats the latest creative thing before stooges must be on paper and pen, cause aint much picture before that.
That freaking columbia logo though is something else.
I love it, its majestic, its fantastic, its sureal, how did they make it ?
You know just looking back kinda miss VHS. Youtube is almost as good. but youtube lacks in some things.
I wonder if someone a thousand years from now, is able to view three stooges freely. What would human from the future think lol.
Anyways whats it all worth; trying to have a discussion about the stooges and how i can percieve that. Even nowadays no one has time for any stooges.
Shit is long forgotten ago.
Squid games, new current event show popular worldwide atm.
The stooges have trust amongst themselves in a humorous way.
Squid games a show about breaking trust.
Squid games its like the best writing. Story within a story.
Actually id love to see three stooges in squid games, thats a kiler concept.
The first scene theyre playing marbles then it cuts to the stooges messing with triangle face lol.
I guess machine guns were the new invention of the time.
Even in this blog I feel the only one interested in these things as if Im from another planet.
I dont fucking care, I love the stooges, Fuckin glory days of holywood pre war.
I wish more was like the stooges now and less woke.
Lets talk about racism.
In the stooges episode I was a bit worried cause i send this shit to my friend, got japanese black and native friends all possible charicatures.
OK heres what I saw. Giant black man dressed as voodoo with doctor with hog style bone in his nose. Is that racist or just a caricature of a freak voodoo cannibal doctor. besides he kinda wooped the stoooges assses.
they ran away cause they didnt wanna be soup. Ok maybe im looking at racism the wrong way. All the rich people are white, he dressed like a cromagnon. Trying to eat people. Ok ill concede wheres the rich black lawyer. Slash mayor? Land owner, ok in that sense its racist, do you forget what the hell your watching. Its very grapes or wrath ish.
Omg i forgot shemp. Who is shemp. hes not an original stooge. weird but still love him.
Id say to my worst enemy here lets watch some stooges throw a pie in my face call it a day were even and lets be friends lol.
Theres a episode where Moe mock hitler fuckin crazy lol. But, its truth. Thats why rigth now im liek 3 stooges is the greatest shit on the planet.
Before you can even catch your breath! pie in the face! Its so funny it makes me cry.
Thats another one too was the Japanese charicature, when thwey all dress japanese. yikes that is not something thats generally well taken. Its more of a taboo, thats why im kinda exploring it. I can see the tension of the war, you know american vs germany and japan, pearl harbour etc.
Then the arab sultan with all the harems that was a funny episode, not nearly as racist towartds german and japanese.
Yea the thing with the whole thing not trying to hurt anyone cept probably the germans or japanese at the time. Its good natures, the stooges usually get their asses kicked. Its california after great depression , people arent wanted much, theyre trying to make people laugh. Which is commendable. Just liek making sponge bob gay, it has nothing to do with it. Out of context in a sense perhaps. Its the joke setup so anything goes. Some magic story about making the story go on.
This might not be the best example but im writing it out never the less. Its fuckin holyywood yea we know holly wood greasy, racist in fact nowadays, but aint no one calling out bollywood for not having ebough white people. How about german propaganda films, that was racist cause they didnt show other races, its just a complete ridiculous argument. Even though i would err on the side that hollywood turned into some sick abomination lol.
Heres another, how many people died on the set of three stooges vs the baldwin set.
Thats shitty story from current events.
As the guy is swinging a wild scimitar.
Everytime a stooge episode on im just chuckling away I can tell the hilarity right away.
The stooges are gung ho and ready to do any job. Which is more than most nowadays. When it comes to competence holy fuck id vote for the stooges over you know who ahaha.
Im fuckin inspired though.
Alright last goal. write out some commentary to a live episode, I just gotta do one thing first.

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Plato that shits fascinating.
Like I said what u need is a academic thug Because observing the truth , then not doing anything about it. Well thats just UN-righteous.
Not saying violence is the answer by anymeans just u need a clever out the box solutions for complex problems as such.
Even a stooge stands up to the bad guy.
Like how fascinating would that be Plato, Stooges episode. Debate plato. Debate playdough lol.
I bet I could out debate the fuck outta plato the stooges anyone really.
Plato id be like you dont know shit my friend, lap of luxury making observations, any ol stooge could make.
Larrys grimace thats the best lol.
Thats my face rigth now while i write this.
Alrigth im bitter, im already better but fucking bitter lol.
Everything looks so new.
Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk.

Hahah ok the episode im watching is at Rockin thru the rockies, wow stooges write it like i do.
Curly just shot moe in the foot lol.
These ladies hired the stooges to get em through the mountains, and all they doing is shooting each other in the foot.
And then the horses escape.
Yo thats another thing about these episodes lots of cool animals, lions..
Horses.
Monkeys.
I gotta tell you nothing funnier than writing about seeing the stooges dressed up like voyageurs.
Yeah not only that the sets, they all chilling in some log cabin, fuck its way oldschool and just an 1930s impression of the past before that.
Whats the idea.
going out in the snow to take a piss lol. everyone know that. Curlys hum lol.
Holy shit a black bear.
lol
old dirty matress. from outside. Curly and the bear lol.
Hes right up next to it wow
lol he jumps back in bed lol. they all shivering so funny.
I know what im doing you think im a dope lol
LArry gets buried in snow, i cant even keep up.
Ill fuckin exterminate you
Moe ets smacked in the head with the butt end of a axe lol
Prairie schooner with no horse.
The winter set amazing.
lol Larry got a fish pushes moe down the hole lol
nyuk nyuk nyuk.
now theyre fighting over the line.
This fish looks like moe ahahaha
Indians show up get stuck face first in the snow.
Coumbia logo so good.

Curly punches a cop in the nose lol
hair tonic lol,
this shits ridiculous

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Yea more stooges form the late 30s to the late 60s right.
Mike Matei beat stooges NES.
Thats amazing best video game player I know.
Him and Arcus, forsure, bets retro game players. i mean some specific speed runner game its crazy yea.
I dunno more stooges the jokes dont get old.
Setup after setup. Running gags.
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Learn so much about the Stooges,
Curly short life funny as fuck.
Moe, Shemp the older brothers.
Larry fine, the arm burnt by acid incident, boxing violin.
C3 entertainment, Screen gems, Sony Pictures.
Poem by Moe, to his mom. Moes Daughter..
Theres a official youtube and website, pulled a free background off there.
Love the stooges and that vaudevillians vaudeville plays.
No emotional connection just funny situations.
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Kids in the Hall and SCTV came up. Gonna be watching those after.
Comedy as a form of protest, its not really a protest its a counter argument display.
Fascinating to think about. And, just world needs more comedians of all styles.
i think that current event, making fun of that disabled kid, is mostly wrong its just cheap humor. Its like everyone that drives BMW , range rovers is a total deuche.
Its liek yea it might be stereotypically true, but still its a low blow. I find people that participate in that type of humor really get it back in mysterious ways, so I may make a inside joke between friends or on a unsecure line, but its meant for certain ears,buddy I aint going speaking on a mic with kids and family present.
Yea Abbott from Abbot costello stealing jokes from Moe.
Stooges just the purest form of comedy i love it. Part of what makes it funny it maybe like the outfits are sacreed then they get trashed. Nowadays you gotta be provacative get in peoples face almost with the offensive shit. I guewss i wouldnt agree with the sub par comedy that only tries to be provocative, you gotta be experienced and know. Not just lets do A cause B will be offended. I guess thats the key for me, knowing what makes A funny and true. And, who cares about B, it isnt about B.
Lol want some comedy look up some funny xmas costumes. Home alone..

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More stooges bout 100 episodes in. Gotta love the stooges, Curly was sick or dying, sad. Shemps first shows are great though hes so lovable its equally enjoyable, although miss curlys jokes he was legendary. Yea christyne MAcintyre fun actress. Good singer, man love some of those sing and dance routines. Stooges dressed up as ballerinas. Lol Their effort for a job is quite hilarious, they are good natured and good hearted so its hilarious to watch. Like the tiger ripping the trains shoeshine pants buttox, that was outrageous. Moe is the best over actor, Larry salways saves the day. Shemp is up and atom. Oh yea the hot coal in the shorts thats hilarious. Comic book style. Curly flirting with the nurses priceless. Im thankfull for the stooge experience Its a lesson in Film and entertainment and the past Ill never forget. And im extremely grateful for a quick laugh here and there. Those guys were dedicated o comedy, and I dont mean being super deep or controversial I mean knee slapping slapstick funny. Its often so ridiculous. Those some dangerous stunts, and notice how they dont say ” no animals hurt during this production. Maybe a little testament to the Francis Ford Cappolla last authoritarians in Hollywood. Ya though experiment I wonder what the Stooges would think of the apocalypse now. lol.

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Ok weird I found more. Cy Schindell boxer turned actor, he was in Its a wonderful world. xmas. Cy Schindell Rest in peace, the guy was a marine too. Jungle rot eurgh good job looking after the fam though.

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Been a minute since visited the Stooges, well first of all the playlist on my youtube disappeared. That really made me sad, fuckin youtube ads on the cellphone too gotta use a mozilla browser, and re-login its just a paint. you know whats fuckin annoying too is some lame ass content creator add from the 2022’s covered plastered up over the stooges, it ruins the experience, so need those on DVD thats something thats worth it to me. Need a mhome entertainment unit not a computer laptop, but oldschool CRT VHS, DVD remote control. Been some good stooges episodes lately. Its such funny nature, they get fired from a job only to crash into another office. Just to land into another job. Shit makes me laugh man. Now they are dentists lol. Something also sad about it cause they dead, and well thats where I come in. Family members mom, got me a vhs of the new stiooges cartoon for xmas when i was a wee little on i musta watched that tape 100 times, so to be reconnected with something from my youth is magical, the new curly and they get old. Itys like in the 70s credit cash card. Ill forever love the stooges though and thankful for that glimpse and experience the old days. Event rhough ww2, they kept the humor and the jokes and positive-ness going. And well C3 entertainment and Sony they keep it going too. I prefer the xbox, but Sony goty the stoooges and seinfeld, well anything thats awesome has Columbia, to Sony. MGM is opk but i really prefer that Columbia. Ok to be clear MGM has James bond Rocky , poltergheist which i reviewed on the blog, i wateched alll the Rockys before i create this. Heres some bangers, Robocop, All dogs go to Heaven, stargate, GI joe, Tomb Raider.
Columbia though has too many to list. Columbia rules MGM im sorry. MGM has Adams family i love that though. Columbia justy has tenfold more of what i like shows and movies. Sorry opinions. Imagine seeing every columbia movie thats probably where im headed. Anywyas has nothing to do with stooges really just this is what ive learnt from watching stooges. Care bears movie lol that takes me bacvl ahahaha.What a different world nowadays. Like it better back then Shit is kinda cool nowadays but green screen graphic doesnt match up to real content and 80s flair. Everything so fuckin emo these days.
Maybe.
Anyways wrapping up these 1951 episodes. Um theres a Pacific theme forsure, I cant really pin point when it started but definetly noticing it. So obviosuly after the war, and some pacific themes, all sorts. Animals, to dance, to themes, its becoming more common maybe, and obviosuly capt ovious i dont even know why i chose to write that lol. Gotta love the end of the war vibe. Window into anotther world. What can i say its intyertesting to me. Totally innacessible unless you were to do some type of themed room set piece, or watch a film. Probably was more quiet less radiowaves 5g lol, less buzzin. Probably was some tough living just watched a NewYork air drill 1951. Thats crazy. Thats amazing James Cagney Thats warner bros, I didnt include warner bros in last comparisonm but i got nothing against the bros lol, i like looney tunes and spacejam lol. 50s country cowboy. Learning about AC leigthon had to check out my town in the 50s too, form a painting. Thats a good find AC Leighton. Royal tour the Queen looks so young. Im blown away seeing all these images, I never though something close to me would be connected to the stooges like that, just randomly searching the internet always finding the most interesting things. I love jusat searching down the rabbit hole never really looking for anything but finding all sorts of cool shit. Thats really quite fascinating to me, get an idea of what it was like back then, gotta watch more film and i guess the historic events too. Gonna have to watch some walt disney wonderful world of color.
Anyways last stooges episodes of 51, always find that post war vibe interesting. Shemp kisses More ahaha. Cat in a bag. The pies are flyin.
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Last 20 episodes or so left. I can name off all the stooge gags, lol classic california style.
Freakin love the stooges though its just so comical to me, and now its like serious tv or comical tv
I know its old fashioned and outta date alot still relevant today. Still holds up alot though yea fter 150 episodes its a wonder how some of the jokes didnt get that old or repetitive, the ol fancy dinner wiht pieds flying. Making drinks or food, or ripping wires outta drywall “Repairs”

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Name all the stooges gags freestyle. Been watching so much retro commercials. Gotta hvae my pops lol
Every job you can think of every crime, fancy peope getting sprayed.
Curly Dancing , and the wardrobe tears.
Cooking and serving, mioxing batches of paint in with the foods.
Being chemist and rocket scientists, pilots, test subjects, doctors, jobless , homeless , indians, frontier, *Not future yuety i dont think,except for extra beards.
Crashing inherintances, prospecting jokes. The last one, im Halliday im Taraday. Im Labor day.
When the last time you seen someone sitting on a bear trap lol
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Arrow in the butt, coals in the pants did i say that. Spooked by height, flying dummy. Spooked by wolf ghost. Theres so many to name. Ive gotten used to the Shemp Episodes miss Curly Shemp is good, then read in the comment he died shortly after a few more days past a release.
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Horse in the house, falling outta trees. Shemp died that sucks. I can watch another curly episode.
Forget the new guys name, theres a new intro.
There was a space episode, for late f50s it really looked like flash gordon still.
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Back to the stooges, watching again from the beginning.
Fun to see Curly.
I stil feel like theres lots to leanr and see, that i might have missed the first time.
Really love the stooges.
Shout out to Kong ’33 again came up in a oscars speech/video from James Cinnemassacre.
Speaking of Oscars, so Will Smith slapped Chris Rock lol who seen that coming lol.
Theres a big list of Oscar films worth watching.

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Second time watching, the Womans haters cluib was pretty funny speaking in rhymes initiating the train guy, when Curly is stuck in the train room wiht larrys wife lol. hes like banging his head in the room lol.
And Punch Drunks fuck that shit is funny. Thats when they all meet up for the first time, and Larry on the Fiddle, the good ole days.

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Not gonna write a page for Spiderman, no way home, i seen it though it was excellent and shout out to Columpia pictures i was happy to see the logoi and that they create epic movies. Nothing against any other production studio i just have a soft spot for Columbia because of the stooges. And thats trhe particular film lable im researching lately. shit takes time you know.
and once im done on Netflix going to the disney plus to catch up on all those classics. Spiderman no way home awesome.
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Stooges is awesome.
Sure theres some negative to a nearly 100 year old show. But everytime i see the stooges logo or theme song just makes me feel nice and happy. Makes me smile. Ill forever love stooges and what they did to film. yeh some of the racial shit wont fly nowadays, its not like they were hitler or anything just trying to have fun with the current mood pop culture and current events. Hindsight 20-20 I see more offensive shit nowadays where Nothing is scared anymore. Yeh shock humour or pranks, it different nowadays. So its really a slice in time.

Baseball 2021

Overall good season. Crazy 17 game win streak for the cards to get to wildcard.
THen They lost to LAD also in wildcard.
Now recently Dodgers beat Sanfran in a game 5 playoff elimination.
On the the other side, Boston New York Yankees had wildcard, Bos won. They went on to face the Rays, won. Adjacent Was Chisox and Houston. Now Houston won. Its Now Houston 4-3 houston right now for the hnome team lol. Also the last one was Waukee vs ATL, ATL won they go on to face dodgers this week. I see 11 Grandslams this year, 1 Det. 1 cubs, 1 LAD, 1 Redsox, 1 LAA, 2x undecipherable. 4x unknown, one probably against cards. Cant read it on my sticky note. Sports gambling probably decreased since last year. I find the shittier teams tend to do way better at the beginning of season compared to after the all star break.
Tough season, LAD and Cardinals both out..
Wildcard, then beaten by atl so what now its gonna be ATL vs Houston
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Braves won in 6 that was an ok option. Im thankful astros didnt win, cheaters. Dont mind houston but cant respect cheaters, especially they took the MVP from Cody Bellinger. Anyways les go 2022 Cardinals World Series lol. Now beings the countdown to spring training.

From Beyond ’86

From beyond 86 pain in the ass to get this vid lets go.
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Ok watched it , it was ok crazy special effect but the movie was hard to watch.
Meh I enjoyed it but not as much as inframan
the new monster madness going on can watch it but im catching up to media.
OK well next is cabin in the woods seen it well see more nostalgia lol. 2012

The Super Inframan ’75

Movie was awesome . Had to watch it dubbed.
What can I say the costumes we awesome the Kung fu was awesome.
Wasnt too long. It was funny watching it nowadays. Its like the original power rangers. The sets were great the villains were great. The control rooms and computers were fun. Inframan was awesome. The fight choreography awesome. Props awesome. Some older effects like the drawing colored light on screen were neat to see. I like the tracking beams. Mortocycle chases, the boat scene. The scenery. The 70’s style outfits. All in all just a fun movie. I especially like the dragon princess. The eyes on hands, the creative super hero, the challenges to overcome like the losing power. The creative mosnters, tentacle guy and spring guy. I think I heard a slide whistle when the dragon princess jumps. Definitely would watch again, or something similar. Just dont make movies like that anymore.

Apocalypse Now ’79 ~ 2000

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Reader discretion advised.

Im watching the 3:16:04 run time one.
This movie loosely based on the 1899 book entitled Heart of Darkness By Joseph Conrad.
Never read that book but its based in Congo. I find that super interesting that take one story then, base it in a completely different setting. Leaves room for interpretation. Leaves room for creativity. Ok Joseph Conrad; 1857 – 1924 Born in Russia. Didnt speak english till twenties then became one of the greatest English writers. Themes of nautical and courage of humans at sea in the midst of nature. Me its been a long ass August. Just cam back from some wild as bush party by Red Deer. It was a good time. Got kinda rained out and the body a little sore. Otherwise was good visiting old friends. Decided to start off more blog with a classic. It sems like Vietnam is coming up in discussion too fairly often these days so it seems appropriate. Plus I been listening to a bunch of the doors lately. So there you go. Its not my typical set up neither so thats the cause of the delay. Also trying to take a break from screentime. Aight Captain so and so. Cant remember his name. Sorry just back to Joseph Conrad for a second. This guy seems liek a well travelled individual. Family man, lots of friends. Lots of places. Also in the same hand, an ‘outsider,’ and a exiled. I think its worth some further investigation one day. Ford Francis Coppola, must be a interesting dude to be inspired by him Another note Director still alive. So Someone whose still alive that was making movies in the 60s and 70s. Holy shit Nicholas cage is his nephew. Lets See Outsiders, God Father, Bram Stokers. Apocalypse now won a bunch of awards. Ok back to the Captain. Opening scene, from the rotors to the napalm to the ceiling fan. Brilliant. He jolts outta sleep looks outside: “Saigon, Shit.” Divorced his wife from the first tour. Waiting for a mission. Like they bring it up like room service. Never caught that one. Lol, makes me laugh the MPs show up. They got the enveloppe, “they like are you alright ?” The captain responds whats it fucking look like. Lol Thats kinda humourous. The cast is just stacked. Its like This what made em famous I suppose. Martin Sheen is Captain Willard. Marlon Brando. Lawrence Fishburne. Hehe compare the matrix and this movie ahaha theyre so far apart. Good for him. I like deep contrasts. Who else Harrison Ford. I dunno Martin Sheen is kind o a one man show in this though. The rest is really supporting cast. Marlon Brando or the Colonel Kutz is omnipresent although dont get to see him till the end. Of course spoiler alert. Watch the movie its 42 years old. Hey buddy You gonna shut the door!? Thats funny he thinks hes getting arrested but nah hes got some top level orders. To be fair gotta be bat shit crazy to accept and complete an assignment like that. Darg his ass to the shower. Cold ass shower lol. Got the government official witht he tie. Theyre all spooks lol. Goes over the crazy missions hes not allowed to talk about. Talks about going up the river thats a live cable running through the whole war. Im familiar with a bit of it. VC Running operations outta Cambodia with the war laws preventing GI’s from crossing the border, yet being attacked from there. I know some special forces operations that went through there from some old books I read. Its funny how the Harrison ford, Im not sure maybe hes a Major or something, but he go a whole American style trailer complete with plants growing in old tires. Just how would he get a American style trailer out there would be some crazy logistics lol. By boat then to the airfield or Heavy cargo plane. Either way cant be cheap but makes a nice little touch of home. Specially high rank office some comforts of home lol. If I was him maybe did urself a little room under there lol. Hes got the roast beef dinner. Just completely surreal. Its pretty much amaerican homs style cooking,-in vietnam. Hes like you want some of this shrimp ? If so youll never have to prove ur courage again lol. Thats kinda funny. Then before they get to eat you get some psycho playback. basically gotta get this Run away special forces colonel hiding in Cambodia. Hes got his own army. The dinner scene is intersting. Talking about some abstract war and humanity things. You know its tricky to find out harrison ford insignia, looks like a artillery or swords but vertical. Black X, taller than skinny. Colonel G Lucas. I guess he was 37 when they filmed this. I know this was along ass process to film this. I watched a documentary the making of. I though it was fascinating.
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Im on a mission with the Captain. Terminate with extreme prejudice. Thats all he ever says that dude.im on the mission long ass movie lol. Gotta get up that river. Ok 2 crossed rifles, Marines. Remind every marine your a rifleman first. Martial Nature of the job.No matter the assignment. some of that score music is pretty crazy. Wicked helicopter shots. He discusses how It was different all of a sudden the Colonel was american. Wasnt supposed to matter. The captain comments on how ridiculous it is, chargin a man with murder in vietnam was like handing out speeding tickets at the indy 500. Then what you just go back to america like nothing happened. Guess thats why he got a divorce. Accepts the mission cause nothing else to do lol. Well he says he wants to be in the jungle. Now he took a helicopter to the boat. And they ride off in the dusk. River patrol boat I guess isnt the worst place to be. You know looking at a map it would be difficult to travel up vietnam by river. Cambodia bot so much. Still youd end up in many built up areas. They travel down the coast they say. then it would be a hop skip and a jump to Cambodia, or phnom penh. Theres a genocide museum im looking at. Loks wild looks hot and condensed. Lots of 2 story stuctures. In later years, anyone though of being intellectual or knowing a foreign launguage was killed. A school turned prison. That prison played a big role during that time. Yikes wouldnt want to be around those times. Would be dangerous to walk the streets. Theyre so claled revolutionaries, but just a trail of failure and human death. Thnose pre made up busts, i guess people werent keen on celebrating genocide.. Its lawrence fishburn morn captain lol hes 17. I like the chef or the machinist probably the most outta the boat crew. Airborne at 38 yearas old lol.Arcligh they launched from Guam. The surfer guy scene. Landing assault craft and their boat. Its a bulldozer boat. Yeh this scene is just crazy its liek an operation must be hundreds in the scene. Kilgore lol hes crazy. Its robert duvall he actually likes the war. Wow Robert Duvall interesting actor. Bunch of Sci fi. And, well godfather he was actually in the army. Just a psycho hes like any man brave enough to fight with graphic shit can drink outta my canteen any day. The surfer garners more authority than the captaion lol just a bizarre scene. Helicoptering cows and beach party. Just a crazy weirdo. They base the recon on which river is best for surfing. hes a Army Major just Air cav crazy lol. Surfboards in Nam wh the hell not. They airlifting that boat but doesnt look like they show it. They carded the VC but there was nearly as many GI body bags. Sitting on hemets. Another crazy scene with dozen helicopters. Music. Heres the village now just explosion everwhere people running another hundreds in the scene. 2 villages in a row. Just that coastal bridge scene its awesome . Car mounted 50 cal. Flare in the chopper causes a kerfuffle. This air cav beach landing is quite the sight. They one guys like im not going. Gets dragged right off. Casualty collection point is a bit nervewracking. Casualties of the mission and surfing. The medivac gets grenaded and they got some problems now. Either surf or fight lol. Who says that. Oh theres the boat. This guy is freaking crazy lol. Hes got a baby now. Heres some F5s Im pretty sure. Ok the wtf. the major gets a baby inspects him then sends him off to the hospital. A bit of humanity/ Such a crazy character though. Hes like gripping that baby. Theres like bodies in the background.The other one its a twin boom aircraft. Im guessing the Fairchild C-82 packets, or the skymaster, but yea more like the c-82. Just that skymaser has a similar color less cockpit and fuselage. Nothing in the world smells like that. Love the smell of Napalm ion the morning iconic line. Smell like victory. He does look sad like one day the war will be over. Captain Willard is just like wtf. Captain like your not going out there. lol. Hes like wanna surf, get the fuck outta here lol. See a chancve and they escape. Wild ass scene though just money and pyro. The whole coast line destroyed in one morning. Vietnam many huge, many people operations. ITs like sight to see in film couldnt imagine seeing in person.They get the surfboard. Hes actually laughing. The captain is good shit to the boat crew. Must be dusk now. They took his surfboard lol. Just give me back the board, theyre flying around with megaphones lol. Another bizarre scene when they have to get out the boat.
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Chance to show a tiger. I already seen this but definitely gets dark in the Jungle compared to the beach.
That tree and jungle they show up too is pretty wild. The chef is a sauce guy.
Ill have to put this down for a intermission, and come back to it got lots on the go.
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The mangoe collection. Is that how you like it when its hot and hairy. Referring to combat. Maybe youll find out what you are in some factory in Ohio.
Well that boat goes through the shit. Surfer makes it. Im a saucier. Magoes off the tree thats kinda nice though. minus the tigers. Hes got a nelly bandaid something i never wrote. Oh the captaion sees something of interest. Freaking M-16 with that 3 round burst. Lol in suspense it got me too. lol Chef loses his shit lol. The captain runs right up to a bush hears a clicking then a tiger just jumps right out. Its a awesome scene and some good acting from chef. Hes just fed up with the war all he wants to do is cook. Its kinda humourous for the litle rag tag boat crew. Surfer laughing his ass off. Lawrence got the m60 he thinks theres enemy in the jungle, they leave the bucket behind. basically scramble onto the boat. The chief, chief of the boat, hes like a tiger? The captain just emotionless. Obviously a little rilled up. ad that with the surf colonel trying to get his surfboard back, what madness is this. Little trial by fire. First they had the 2 villages. Now the tiger in the jungle. With shots fired, nerve wracking. “Never get out of the Boat!”. Wow just learning about that particular boat and some history its quite fascinating. How would impede supplies on the delta. never get out of the boat the captain repeats, absolutely goddam right; Unless you were going all the way.. lol. Just a sinister line. This poor crew, yet its an adventure still. Leads into the captain reading more about Kutz. 38 yrs old airborne. Giving up carreer with green berets. Family couldnt understand him . The captain starts admiring him. Basically 2 assasins, one came first. Mutual respect. Id like to see that Joseph Conrad book. Just what are the similarities. Carreer soldioers with all the courses, Kutz coulda gone general instead he went for himself. Makes for a omnipresent character, there he is on paper with a air of deep mystery. Back on operation Kutz just teams up with some locals, and does his own opeartion no clearance, and major success. Theres some clues of renegade officer lol. Hes just gone solo, doesnt even need the army or its permission anymore. Thats probably why harrison ford aplus general and the spook are like hes gotta go. But after the press got the story they changed their tune and promoted him instead. Ballsy. Nice they end up at the strangest base. No doubt lawrence says what we all thinking. Its like a stage. Wow theres actually a Apocalypse Now event map. The base they pull up to is Hau Phat. Aint much street view around there but the place does exist. Giant warehouse of army supplies. The captain just full of surprises, he catches a tiniest bit of guff from the supply sarge and trashes him right over the counter lol. Of course no one else weariong the special forces outfit. The captain doesnt care theres a concert going on. Pretty funny, after that they get press box tickets and a bottle of booze for the capt. lol. Prolly doesnt wanna get disciplined. Again hes aight to the boat crew. The show. Just a wild ass scene. The stage is a water covered stage, with boat light surrounding it. Hundreds of extras again in the crowd. Its like a wrestling style crowd, they got signs, vibrant. You got a suzie Q playing in the background the playmates. Its a crazy fun scene, your like wow crazy soldiers on leave lol. Its like they outta control, desperation. Locals back behind a fence watching. Its liek a strip club gone wild. Little too crazy for the captn and chief. Others jumping over the barbwire to storm the stage its pandemonium mayhem. You can only sit by and watch the chaos. Kinda fun, but also added crazyness of the whole scene. People hanging off the helicopter. See that scene again at the end of the war. The captain reflects on how the enemy doesnt get much USO. Kinda reflects on these are the reasons. Enemy dug in too much moving too fast. And, look at this nonsense. Unorganized mess of mayhem. Dont think i picked that up too much the first times watching this. The mob on stage lol. Its completely ridiculous probably even for USA standards. Like I can think that James Brown concert during riots was nothing like that. Also didnt have 3 playmates at a army base. Death or victory. Talking about the ARVN the next day. Playboys. I think i remember now, they make it to another more hectic base later. Thats maybe when they run into the playmates again. Maybe the boat search next. Hard to say. Surfer got waterskies. Good morning vietnam. Dry your laundry indoors, everyone. the mayor of saigon want you to keep the city beautiful. Its like guaranteed no soldier getting shot at is gonna care about that minor message lol. Irrelevant almost. Meanwhile on the boat crew just having a merry old time. Chief getting a rest, Lawrence slapping hands with the Chief. Chef singing off tune, surfer is water skiing. Listening to rolling stones. Its like a small semblance of normalcy in absolute chaos. Which is neat cause the absolute contrast of war and death coming up. Theres some real character development. They sem like real people with families. Ups and downs. Fears and joys. The Captains sinister narration always brings the film back to focus. Yeh so i like the boat crew they seem real to me. Even though they armed to the teeth they have a sort of innocence. Its realy the locals getting off put. they behind fences, they getting dsturbed doing laundry by the wake of the boat. Cold rice, death, or victory. Its totally morbid.
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Movie is a lot to take in and experience so its a work in progress. Im a happy go lucky guy with baseball, I took a dive in the absurdity and abstractness of it all. Where was I surfer was surfing boat crew having a decent time. Thats 2 groups of locals disturbed by the wake, its humourous but the GIs dont mix with the locals . I mean its minor its getting wet or whatever. Its like getting empty can of beer thrown at your head when changing a flat tire its not really necessary. Alternatively fuck the war, and fun comes first. Captain reads a lette from the colonel. Talking about how conscripts, tourists in nam. As long as theres cold beer bbq, rock and roll and all the amenities, Us troops remain debutantes. That a fourth of the force more committed experienced soldiers could win the war in less of the time. Theres that contrast. As the captain munches on a almond hershey bar and licks his fingers. Hell there might aswell be a Macdonalds at the base. The omnipresent colonel Kurtz. Walter E Kurtz is the characters name. Such a great movie and character development the omnipresent Colonel, lives through his letters newspaper clippings. These bastards 2 boats playing chickn and lobbing smoke grenades at each other lol. Its the mega contrast. The bullshit piling up so high you need wings to stay out of it. Burnt the canopy on the boat lol smooth move. Kurtz in October November ambushes then he orders the assasintion of some south Vietnamese army colonels. Ambushes in sector stop. Thats crazy they were spies. Telling vc his moves. Right 4 people. lol thats sinister. Army tried to bring em back. He said no, then thats were the captain comes in. Kurtz gone. All these crazy photos. The captain pretty chill doesnt even freak out on the drumsticks. Specializing in busting my balls. Chief and captain reach a bit of a deal. Getting a bit of tension, its liek yea it Cambodia. You get me close and Im cutting you loose. Seems like they boat past a familiar tree line, like they used it in 2 scenes. That synth sounds like a horror flick. Kurtz get accused of Murder, from the 4 double agents. Thats wild, so I cant really recall all these details since last I saw. I was more interested in other aspects of the movie. I really like the delicate nature of the humanity and complete savagery. Really some deep contrasts. HEs good but he bad. They fun loving but they killers. Its beautiful but its hell. The turmoil and growth in the captains inner dialogue. The fun on the boat to the unknown and horrors. Kurtz talking about how the charges are completely insane, in the context of the war. He did what he was supposed to. Thats so freaking sinister kurtz words to his family as read by capt willard as they boat past the wrecked helicopter still on fire. Theres shit everwhere. One vietnamese kid wering the pilots helmet. Theres a nother mega quote in the letter. I wont recite it cause I know it well and im not really after a reciting the scene by scene and dialogue, rather my interpretations of it. And, my reactions, see if i notice anything of interest to myself. The boat boys arrive at a new forward base in the rain looks completely fucked up. Hey the playboy helicopter. This base more looking like youd expect in vietname muddy rainy falling apart. Omg theres someone chasing a naked troop lol something youd see at a festival on the last.. or first? few days ahaha. Or a rock concert lol. Its the USO guy. The boat crew all wrestling in the rain. Capt like wtf. Lol this is the best scene so far. Couple hours with the bunnies. Fuel so they can prolly fly away. Ok well the huey was kersone the patrol boat diesel . I dunno just making some assumptions. lol. Hes like you just gave away our fuel for a couple hours with the bunnies. Playmate of the month, nah playmate of the year, he says with a grin, and he got his bottle. Thats all the captain cares about in terms of luxuries and pleaures. Definitely diesel fuel. Just so freaking bizzarre. Its like 10x crazier than the concert. The girls talking abou their lives and personality kinda. But theyre known as the playmates. Who reads the articles in the playboy ahhahaah. The birds and the women on the helicpter is just like womesn touch to a war machine another contrast or its an oxymoron almost. Lawrence all on the chopper bangin on the door. Theyre sayin some funy strange things lol. Its funny and shocking at the same time, ew a corpse pops out of the box. The one with the surfer, talking these things how she didnt wanna do. all these fairly traumatic things, the scene aint easy to watch. Yea with lawrence at the window, who are you oh im next mam’. Its liek some nasty ww2 shit. I guess any coveted woman in a warzone desired by many. Probably some of the most brutal shit i wrote about on the blog. All the horror shit has a bit of a humorous gore. This is like a psychological human nightmare. Back on the boat tensions are hot. Meanwhile theres this ominous “last photo” of Kurtz. Its Kurtz too his name in Heart of darkness. Im really curious about the book now. The last photo of Kurtz, darkened visage you cant even see his face. You can see the outline of his marine style haircut. The caption handed up by the ARVN suspected photo of Kurtz. Omnipresent antagonist. His aura dark and mysterious and unknown really. The whole movie is getting closer and closer to kurtz. He just makes appearances from his photo.
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Wow someone just liked my comment on the Bruce Springsteen video thats hilarious. Gotta love that Bruce Springsteen all american. I heard he was so touched that Prince showed up at his concert all in disguise. Bruce Springteen heard that Prince went to his concert and he was really touched someone of Princes music caliber chose to come to his show. I just thought that was a cool story. Back in the 80s where creativity blossomed and well it wast all business yet. I was at the store today reading the tabloids, about how Britney Spears got her Dad off the conservator deal, after he blew away her fortune. What an abomination and poor Brittney too. She worked so hard and that sleaze business reared its ugly head. Also shows its sounder to build a foundation off he creativity than the business. Makes me think of Leonard Cohen. Screwed by his friend. What a bummer. 80s will be forever more accepting, and creative. Experimental, vs now the groomed artists. Cept maybe Jackson, could be a groomed artist but not really it was his family biz. I dunno im conflicted. Miley Cyrus too was fam business but its not even comparable to MJ. Not really hating on Miley its just not for me. Are they both pop? Would these people sing for fun or only fame and fortune. All yall records sound the same; Im sick of that fake thug, R&B rap scenario all day on the radio, same scenes in the video, monotonous material.. Anyways here just rambling about britney spears in the apocalypse now lol. You know what else Apocalypse now predicted Musubi rising with that naked dude getting chased by his friend. lol priceless… Aigt I gotta get into the shit now gotta do this boat scene. For whatever reason never liked this scene too much made me uncomfortable. Its liek the captain says skip it, they coulda skipped it but noo, lets watch our characters act inhumane and out-of character almost. The chief is like my boat we doing this. Lawreence just goes off and has a machine gun massacre jesus man. they were protecting a puppy. its like yea lets do some first aid after just unloaded a m60 belt into her. Captain finsihes her off just cold emotionless get this show on the road, what a shit show. That has to be the most brutal scene so far. He told him then they off acting like amateur hour, disobeying orders, trigger happy. Its gruesome. Then willards inner dialogue about lies. Its like some protagonist vs, becoming the antagonist. Yea i mean in that scene those poor vietnamese trying to fish do food things, fmaily or firends. Did they find any weapons grenades outfits. Kinda unnecessary. I get what hes going for in that scene though. Its willard slippin away, fear of becoming, or just unconsiously becoming Kurtz. Willard showed em whose more cold blooded he deemed it necessary though. Nowadays that shit isnt seen so much if so really frowned upon. It wasnt a problem for Kurtz to be charged for murder , for winning the war. I guess his methods just didnt fit with the politics of it all. either way glad the scene over, Its uncomfortable if they coulda jst found something justifiable worth the slaughter. Yeah chef is all fucked up. Hes reliable but going downhill emotionally. willard is also fed up he jst doesnt show it so much. Chief is annoyed the secret ops mission taking him away from routine. Lawrence young guy aint afraid to us that 60. And surfer is in some melancholy state he seems to be losing parts of his humanity unwillingly. They pull up to this bridge last army outpost on the river. Lance is the characters name, he like i was aving tab of acid. Chef is liek whats with you. You dropped acid? Far out. lol the madness continues. He still all camouflaged up. I think it must relate to his character development. His appearance changed. (Lance). Alright well they pull up to he bas tis even more fucked up then the last one. A bunch of GIs with suitcases swarm up to the patrol boat. Creepy sight. They must all be like wtf are we getting ourselves into. Someone flashes for Cat Willard, get that fucking light out of my face. Its like have some fucking flashlight etiquette. Specially nowadays mega torches with some idiot pointing it right in your eye like some cop, its like Im standing less than 5 meters from you. lol. anyways this base seems like a shit show. I never undestood the smoke pack in the band of the helmet neither. I guess it would make sense you could reach and pull one out, or ur not in a firefight got ur helmet off reach for a smoke. if its in your pocket or a pour the smokes get trashed or wet that sucks. Theyd get wet in the helmet band too. Lance wants to go on adventure.. dont you remember the tiger lol,. The bridge is a engineering failure. The VC keep blowing it up each night. The mail delivery and orders runner is just happy to gtfo there. Its like clown music. Looks like the mad carnival. I remember this scene not as bad as the boat. Bunch of black dudes just chillin in the bunker they dont say anything. Some weird ass rock and xmas lights in the background. Well they certainly were more chill the the screaming dude at the entrance of the trench. Says CO in a concrete bunker lol where else would he be. The most protected place. ahaha just like constanza during the fire drill. Lance is just tripping out wide eyed. Maybe they were listening to some jimi hendrix style music. Kinda what it sounded like some grungy electric guitar. Oh man caught me off guard there. That was funny. hahahaha. Ok it all happened so fast. Oh man thats a good laugh. Ok so not sure what happened to the captain. he ends up at tyhe bottom of the trench soaked helmet knocked off. I think he stepped on someone he though was dead and wasnt, thats not the funny part; they (Land and willand) get to the corner of the trench all you see is one guy on the left. The other guy is going off on a fifty cal butterfly gip , i mean like really going off screaming into the distance. Willard asks, what are you shooting at there soldier, He like what the fuck you think im shooting at motherfuckers screaming like a barbarian, then all of a sudden notices the captain bars, he changes his tune right away hes like goes from crazy to all polite explaining theres VC just outside the wire. Foir whatever reason I just find that hilarious, funniets scene in the movie so far to me, he s like oh sir, didnt see your rank lol. Goes from insane to sane in like less than a tenth of second. Outstanding. oh needed a good laugh. PLus willard all just recovering from being tossed in the mud. Fuck that made me laugh. OK the CO is in the bunker called beverly hills thats fitting lol. The black fellas are like aw hell nah. Wuillard gets tossed in the mud. the other one on the left is feeding some big ammo. The ceter guy hes like ” I told you not to fuck with me! You think you so bad huh! ” Really going off psycho style. Willard what are you shooting at soldier: What the fuck you think im shooting at , immmediatly hes like ” Im sorry sir” quick salute lol. “Thers VC out past the wire. But i thnk i killed em all. lol. thats one for the books. Im probably onlyh one that finds that shit funny. Aight moving on lol. U think you bad huh you think you bad huh screaming thats funny to me. Whose in command here, aint you? Thats gotta be fun to hear. I think like harison ford and his little trailer so far from this trench in every way possible. I mean they were having roast beef for fucks sake. Go get the roach. The roach? Its some crazy looking dude with a M79 calmly walks over , shuts the radio off. Tiger stripped M79. Hes like you need a flare, nah. Hes close real close. This is a bad dude lol. Cool as a cucumber. He was sleeping lol. Willard watches on in silence and amazement. One shot. Fuck-em. Thats some colder than samuel L jackson. he says its a drug induced stupor on the internet but its not like theres any actual clues unless its in the script or something. All it says is hes wearing beads and shit, and he wakes up kinda annoyed but sauters over all cool like. I dont see no stupor. Change of scene and a couple of GIs get blown off the bridge. Lawrence freaks out a bit chief tells him to stay cool he be aight. And Lance and willard get back. Bridge collapses as they boat past. Weird music from the score. Past the brdge day time. Emphasis on nature. Mail call. Everyone gets mail cept the captain. He just gets orders. Willard get a creepy new development. Theres was another man on the same mission as him before. He joined up with Kurtz. Army said hes MIA for the family but intercepts a letter he like sell the house sellthe car, sell the kids. Im never coming back. Dude with a football jersey. Captain Colby with kurtz. Chief got a letter with Manson pic front cover. Current movie time events I love that. I wonder what that orange fence translates to. All i can find on the internet is something about puppet governmnt. Maybe its not supposed to mean anything. Its just a visual contrast. The google translate shows, Online; By;
Ok; bow/also
First line Cho Nhan Dan Vietnam .. google translates to give core people vietnam
Next line ..IEn-truc Boi RMK – Bru Duoc cung-cap boi chinh- phu hoa google translates to ; (direct contact by) RMK could be airport australia BRU could be brussels? (Okay) (provided) (by) (conqeror) or (government) thats interesting. Its chopped scenes. its just orange and purple some colors not really seen so much so it really hits the eye.
Anyways Lance going off on the purple smoke grenades, then ambush. maybe some roman candles. Lawrence bought the farm. the whoel crew upset. Even sadder the letter from his mom is playing ion the back. Sad scene. Chief has a US navy patch on oops. Damn chief really took him on as a son and its sad to see him cry. Laughing before now its sad. The guy just a kid right. Kid with a machine gun sent to do some dirty business. And, that ambush was really close up. I guess in the navy patrol boat, you can only get as far away of the shore as possible. Its a loss for the crew. Its not like was on the innocent farm boat all movie, before the americans show up. Its like as a viewer you are on the boat and with the crew. lance looking for the dog after the fire fight and then, next scene another weird contrast of green, and blue. green smoke, blue dusk and clouds. Its weird an aire of pestilence. You feel sad for the mom on the tape speaking to the void. No wife but the mom was kind enough to send a message on the tape. Chief knows its going up river the risk so you wonder how much resentment he’ll have to the captain. Capt aint fuckin around neither. So its like yhou wanna rock and roll, better be ready for an ambush still. Some just not treating it like a warzone , just like Kurtz thought. Ew they drive past some bodies burning. And , a jet crashed in the river. Thats many fuselages stuck and burning in the river, like this movie is $$. Im sure they did their best with props but how do you plant a burning helicopter in the trees, jet fuselage in the river. Its really distressing to see pop out of the fog right before your eyes. The captain has to lower the mast and they litterally go under the tail. Thats crazy. More fog and low visibility. Theres not much talking since Lawrence left the team. They arrve at some weird built up area. Capt gets the binos. They pull in for a closer look. Its wreckage. It may have been a docking zone but iots busted up smoldering, abandoned. Theres a Renault oil sign. French. I hear drop ur weapons leave ur weapons. Theyre frenc they kinda surround em Chief speaks a bit of french New orleans. Just weird cause the french are supposed to have left long time ago but not this group. Funny how chief just drops his weapon cause some voice in the mist tells him to. Looks like some vietnamese. Weird the french guy has a leader, had that plantation for 70 years, and they have a parade to bury lawrence. Chief has a tear. His Navy dress cap. Theres a woman overlooking in the tower. Fold up this rags of a flag. Burry him with a few things the tape recorder. This movie took 2 years to edit can you believe that. So strange. So now theyre in france or as close as they gonna get to France in this. Wine sauces. Chef is really excited. theyre all cleaned up too.
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Like how could this get any weirder. Hpw about a mega dinner party lol, why not. I mean the guys plantation been there for 70 yrs is a long time so it pays homage to the past, this movie has it alll. Goes off about why dont you go back to france, and yea thats a whole can of worms. I cant tell if theyre disillusioned and, or they have a nice plantation home they just want to stay at. I guess for me its a little mystical but whatever boat crew at the dinner party. Proxy wars and communism. Wow cracks an egg says the white leaves and the yellow stays. Its like who thought of this. Crazy. Anyways all these hot tensions cause he asked why dont you go back to France.THey have their own little ecosystem going on . Its just so much political banter going on and the whole histroy of france in like 10 seconds. Ive been to some of those cemetaries in france alot of people died I mean like as far as you can see. Definitely a touchy subject. Oh yea I should mention the obvious love interest . Because why not throw a love interest in the mix theyre at the officers table though. Lance and Chef arent there talking about politics. And Willard is like hes the one that represents all of USA. Well everyone knows the French were defeated proxy war, and I guess i know of it but not all the details. Its like gentlemen discussing battle plans. Its a scene a good one too lots of people of all types , huge contrast from the jungle. The woman smokes a cigar. Thats kinda hot. So yea the plantation history the had brought over rubber from Brazil to vietnam to make it grow make something of nothing, thats really what it is. Industrialism. Plantations just have all sorts of bad vibes sometimes. Lol its just the two of em left together. how romantic. Shes a widower. Very 1800s weird house.Im happy for the captain she brings up a good point that hes the same as them, your home is here. Thats a ominous concept. Your home is hell, but since the beginning willard wanted to be in the jungle. wow then they smoke opium or thats whats it looks like. Right on captain crazy just takes a huge rip of opium. i guess thats how you live in the jungle with some mosquito netting. Hallucinations. Kurtz . Hes close. Damn so much happening ; they run into some locals throwing sticks or something chief gets a spear through him. Then there were three. Chief wasnt too happy about dying thats all i can say, gruesome. total face to face with death. Damn the chief floats away small ceremony by Lance. Chef is freaking out, he though the mission was to blow up some bridge. But , no theyre after another GI. Chef talks himself into following the mission Really the more up river they go the more bizzare it gets. Cant tell if its night or day.
Desire to confront Kurtz. Lance all trippin out still for days it seems lol. Hes like interpretive dancing. They end up at some river flottila. Hundreds of people in that scene. The Photojournalist. Him Colonel Kurtz. This guy is nuts for Kurtz. This guy has a larger than life and hundreds of bodies and people on set. Just so weird. and theres te captain previous captain. Theres just bodies everywhere. Some interesting stone structures. Theyre waiting for him. The mud and muck its nasty. Willard gets taken prisoner. Smells of malaria. Out of no where he asks where you from. Kurtz. THe man of the hour. The omnipresent man, heard his voice a couple times on the tape. Htey talk about Ohio and rivers, Kurtz went down that river as a kid. He looks like a hot mess, old bald, sweaty. Still hes Colonel Kurtz. The bodies and stench of pungent death is present. Hes talking about a island it had flowers must be wild and overgrown by now. He looks ghasthly and he knows it. Hes like Do you know why they want to terminate my command. Totally insane. Im getting a picture of the Kurtz on the cellphone, well its been so many days dont wanna forget this moment. Kurtz youve gone insane and your methods are unsound. Hes the lord of death. This movie is completly self aware, the classified is out the window, kurtz asks him flat out what did you expect.Kurtz just drops the coldest shit, he says, you an assasin? Nah im a soldier; youre neither, your an errand boy sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill. HTNis place is the temple of death foreal. lol The far our photo journalist are there still characters like that is there still kurt russell charaters too. The photojournalist is the liason, he tells the story cause how else could it. SHit just got so real I forgot about chef and Lance in the boat. Photojournalist is a strange character, hes like a bystander, a civy, itas all poetry and hidden meanings or simple meanings . Its really a fantasy movie at this point. Still not quite sure whats gonna happen. Well thats ominous hes got radio contact with the overwatch. Kurtz is just a scary looking dude. Oh shit its the chefs head. Gross. Seriously sick. I guess he got him for going on the radio. eyes looking at him. Kurtz looks like the craziest character in any movie ever! I cant really put it together its like a series of tortures or trial Willards goota go through. 1967. Yea just a couple comments. After that wild barbaric display, he rolls up in some fresh pjs sporting a time magazine. Hes gonna read to him. After all that death he surrounded by children very bizzare. Very gentleman like too. Experts.. That word is thrown around a little too much. He quotes the time magazine hes like how do things smell soldier? He lets him go. After saying a few words and soime basic rules. Dont lose the magazine clippings. Not like he gets much air mail i suppose. Then Willard and Kurtz have a date for later to discuss. Well Kurtz has the advantage, He must be trying to recruit him otherwise why would he let up a bit. One step out he passes out. Gets dragged to another gets brought back to life slowly. Food slowly as kurtz watches from a smokey background. Catches a fly then lets it go. Hes reading from a book. Ok comic relief thats why the photojournalist there. Cant land a space ship on a fraction. Those old stone carvings wildest set ever. Kurtz like discusses how willard can kill him but he cant judge him. He says it coool like. I think Kurtz wants him to do the job. And , willard he says A man broken apart from them and then himself. Horror and mortal terror are you friend, if not they are enemies to be feared. Sorry Kurtz! had to make myself a bagel. Maybe send me some water in a little cup to drink thru bamboo cage. lol. This is it the finale. Im sad its coming to an end. Whose the better character willard or Kurtz, thats a tough choice. Im gonna go with Kurtz, just the wildest larger than life character with a cult following. Sinister serious scary. Willards just an errand boy sent by grocery clerks. Oh god. The polio vaccinne story and the pile of arms, im sorry everyone this just the goriest shit but gotta get through it. Thats just a horrible story his words are rated R or rated X for hardcore disgusting. But thats his character the most savage shit. Killing without prejudice . Judgement. the judgement defeats the killers. ends the speech with how he like his son to kno what he did everything that willard saw, So i guess hes accepted willard is the one to kill him. Is there any other way out but death for the kurtz doesnt look like it. Willard got a new mission now. And the cow party. Another carnage the killing of the water buffalo. The twist of the story Kurtz wants willard to do it. Nartin sheen and that crazy come out of the water scene. Its very ceremonial both the water buffalo. Drop fire on em but cant write fuck on the airplane cause its obscene. Its hard to watch seriously. with the doors playing in the background probably the most hardcore finale ever in any movie ever. You gotta feel sad for Kurtz. And the cow. But with that Kill Willard can move on and the rest of the group get a big feast. Visceral and gross and close up. Willard sits behind the typewriter. Somehow everyone knows the deeds been done. Couple hundred in this scene no doubt. Close up and with a axe. He gets the papers and proceeds out. No one says a word to the captain as he walks out. Takes Lance by the hand like a small remnant of humanity. PBR street gang. Just 2 of em left on the boat now. The horror. The horror. Word thats haunt willard foreever. Im sure willard went back to the guys house to scare his kid too lol. I dunno what can I say Bravo. Most hardcore shit ever. Very unpalatable and weird. That woulda sucked to be in Nam. As far as the acting 10/10 The sets amazing the effects amazing. Its a freaking masterpiece. Marlon Brando like wtf. Unreal.. Probably wont watch an epic one like that on the blog for a while that was intense. Like after im gonna watch the making of.. and im sure ill knock this into 10k plus words no problem. My impressions is fuck that movie is hardcore. I must have missed alot of It watching it the first few times, this time I really got into it.
(War, huh) Yeah!
(What is it good for?) Absolutely nothing, uhuh
(War, huh) Yeah!
(What is it good for?) Absolutely nothing
Say it again, y’all!
(War, huh) Lookout!
(What is it good for?) Absolutely nothing
Listen to me, awwwww!
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Watching the making of
Im speechless.
Im halfway through i cant watch any more.
Hearts of darkness.
Hey its fred forrest chef lol.
Lots of improvising.
Thats amazing
The boat scene yea i didint like that ahaha.
The puppy.
Lawrence.
100 day shooting party thats awesome.
Comments on how long the movie takes.
The behind the scene.Lol talking about the substance.
The pig on a string.
The tiger scene lol. omg that was wild
Francis and being the characters.
Willard and francis and the mirror dream.
The other side.
Having some drinks.
Punches the mirrror lol.
wow.
Martin Sheen was down.
Just getting drunk omg.
Wow this is the most savage, he really trashed that room.
He might have attacked Francis jeez.
Oh Man Martin Sheen What a gem.
Its all your fault Kurtz.
Martins heart attack.
Jesus Francis Ford with his job .
Scared for his job.
Club soda department. lol
Francios what a trooper.
5 weeks later Marty gets back.
Im glad he made it back what a guy.
So they finsih the movie off.
The temple of death.
Killing the animals.
Killing the animal festivalthats totally wild.
Wow the priest and francis and the cariboo heart that is incredible.
Thats amazing!
Thats the photo worth a million.
Wow Francis is like Kurtz.
Totally insane.
All the bodies and the people to play the bodies.
Francis just goes all the way.
Hes the ultimate Kurtz.
Dennis Hopper, wow the cut from him all sketched out to straigh business. hahahaahaha
Thats some comedy gold.
Funny character addition.
200 days of shooting.
Marlon Brando.
He never read the book.
Dennis and Marlon.
lol.
Listening problems lol
I like Kurtz and as character hes the most complex character ever.
These behind the scenes are the best.
Marlon is a force of his own.
Francis is struggling to make a impossible happen.
Hes like you make the movie happen.
THe script doesnt make sense cant end finish.
And, doubt suicidal.
Threshold of sanity.
Risks.
Extremes. Answers on 47 different levels.
Yea the last scene the party of sorts.
Willard kills kurtz and the cariboo.
Name a crazier movie than this.
The horror. The horror.
Back home.
All the awards its won.
He talks about the death of movie making in his way with the new digital age.
Ah but Man Francis what a masterpiece gave it your all.
What an experience.

Olympic madness 3

Wooo after some blog malfunctions and just a hilarious error I made.
July 31.
I made myslef laugh and the olympic blog mission continues.
To bodly mock advertisements and offer my two bit comments on what I see on the TV.
Ok olympic golf to get it going.
You know it olympics day and night no sleep till its over.
I need total coverage.
Just some sights youll never forget.
I was impressed with the womens judo.
Some boxing.
Now watching some golf action.
The course is prestine and the trees look slighty diferent than america, I mean theyre still trees but to me its noticeable.
Unreal a mullet!
Whatever respect. Mullet in the 2021s It would be stereotype to name the country youll just have to guess.
Theres a Canadian on the group im watching.
Usa is in the lead on the group im watching.
Watched Canada. Corey score a birdie.
I love me some Tiger woods ps2, I could watch this all day.
Really its a toss up between the baseball and golf and baseeball has taken a back seat to this ‘action’ lol.
Golf like baseball is a gentleman’s sport. Even funner to watcth.
Yo. James bond neew moviee commercial. October 8th. Gotta love the new James Bond.Im a movie buff som im always excited with the new adaptation.
James bond thats another brand I can get behind. Hows James gonna deal with covid ? probably woop its ass thats what.
i mean it was cool before golden eye, but yea golden eye when it was really the modern James bond to me. Eveyrthing before was just a litle fanstastiq 70s style it just wasnt as cool as Pierce Brosnan. Liek thee villains were cheesy. But its still good shit. Like Jaws and razor hat guy. And how bout that Austin Powers Just the ultimate bond pardoy. 90s was the shit. Do yourself a favor and youtube that austin powers theme song. That gets my seal of approval. Think how awesome the world would be if that was your personal theme song rolling into work. Its just maybe one step below the tmnt them song for me. That takes mee back lol. Makes me wanna be a secret agent ahaha. Outstanding. Michael Meyers give that man a medal. Miss that dude. Lol just browsed the twitter he posting shit about storm area 51 lol rock on dude. Double outstanding. Looks like a comedian first. Parody master really. Shrek austin powers i mean come on.
Id like to see Kurt Russell and Myke Myers in something hilarious, almost half serious then full on awkward slapstick yea. Hmm I just saw the double boom mics set up at the tee off Thats how they get that crisp tee off sound. In stereo. That kinda made my night austin powers theme.
Ok USA stil winning. Hes smiling after a missed-ish shot recovery. Just reminds me always in the mood for a good laugh. Watching this girl try to run over her ex bf on crahing her car into everything but him. Psycho not that funny. Ok funnier than that its a olympian wearing a mask making him look crazy, A cat pissed off the owner put a mask on him. Donkey in a pool. A funny parnk where bros go to slap hands but from the girls view it looks like the dude about to slap her butt, the girls proceed to laugh their proverbial butts off lol that a good one. Lol A dog that chewed up the how to train your adopteed dog dvd. lol.
Yo olympic news, canada vs USA womes soccer. set the alarm. Oh god lol, aguy trying to drink outa a bottle has a malfunction spraying everywhere is proper hilarious.
Ok some olympic boradcasters dancing on stage not knowing they live. A golfer swearing loud enough that hes heard live. A garden hose spraying outta control looking like thrash rocker.
A parent imitating her kid dancing in most embarassing fashion. A prom photo from the 90s thats hilarious. alright lol. A buddha on a roomba to star wars theme song lol.
Still golf lol.
relaxing to watch lol.
not much to say its exactly like othere gold cept its olympic.
One golfer has a nice greeen shirt on. Then a view from inside the sand bunker. Like the camera inside the bunker. Wow amazing save from the bunker. Watching the american from before Tied wityh slovakia for first.
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Yo crazy day
You know it clay olympics all night watching fresh prince of bel aire.
Heres a story
guy gets a tutor , tutor plants a bug in the vape pen. Hes like oh i dont want this anymore. Cause my mom or something, then you get a vape pen surveillance sitting in your desk for the next while all unbeknownst you got a little battery pack sitting there taking surveillance. Far fetched but yo I read some Ken Follet buddy the layers of deception dont seem so far fetched. Otherwise its good fodder if i ever was an author spin those tales of mystery lol. Hilarious either way could write a script about something lol.
Now to the battle at hand, its Mens vollleyball ROC vs spain.
This time its men lol change the channel
Ok channel 2 CBC coverage
Gatorade lol
Gatorade in this hot summer heat is my fave product.
Canadian tire ad ok meh.
toyota.
branding themselves on successfull athletes.
Theyre like yea represent us , toyota.
never mind my cbc bashing this is sportsnet
Canada 1-0 soccer
Womens soccer
ad for godzilla vs kong didnt I see that
Or its part 2 wild.
Ok yea i was trying to cbc bash but its not even cbc,
Its TSN
Showing some commericals travelling next!
Channel 3 its ROC wrestling vs poland lol
Some tough looking dude forreal.
like brute monsters more like.
Its kinda like sumo
Kinda entertaining prosthetic goin off in the other room a buzz alarm lol.
Cant sneak up on someone with that beeping buzz loll
Ok looks like ROC won the gold match on that, this time it cbc on the wrestling.
Yes Canada womnens beat usa lol
Eat that rapinoe
theyre all celebrating.
USA crying lol sorry just gotta soak that in … Ahhhh
Usa is cool but Canada is the greatest.
goes right to USA Japan mens baseball.
No one on the american I recognize.
Japan prolly win.
Team Japan has pin stripes like the NYY
USA has a cool 3 colored logo.
Tanaka he plays MLB
Yo Tyler O’neil Hed be team Canada maybe Cardinals player I like Canadian.
alrigth baseball it is

Lemonade in my fridge DESTROYED
I forgot i had that.
Ah life is grand.
These toyota drivers lol
Bro olympic raps
Run on the track like Jesse Owens
then some big L
Iron horse is the Train, champagne is bubbly, a deuce is a honey thats ugly if your girl is fly shes a dime a suit is a fine jewelry is shine , if you in love that mean you blind, genuine is real a face card is a hundred dollar bill a very long hard stare is a grill.
Always got time for Big L
Ok toyota with the pretty cool commercial flipping through life.
I musta played that wutang joint like 3 times today lol.
powder voice snow white sniff
Verba killas, gorilla grip
God body shit, puff Marley spliffs,
Thats whats in my head after today song lyrics.
olympic song lyrics
baseball 0-0
3rd
Japan is winning no doubt about it!
its 1 zip
Cant get that last out
Harsh for that pitcheer.
WHo know maybe itll make a diffeence.
If I drink only lemonade do I turn into the Kool aid man.
I piss lemon fresh lol.
Yo Japan gonna win this baseball.
I cant resist!.:
Lemon man here to piss in your drinks AHHHH
yo thats raunchy but once i thought it I had to write it.
My hope is that something hilarious will come from the past somehting with a ring like lemon aid man joke.
It would be embarassing and comical at the same time.
Even Linus Pauling was about his juice.
OK all of a sudden USA doesnt look so wimpy
25 gets a double left field.
now the heat is on for
Tanaka got pullled.
USA got some sluggers.
Yo it was looking sad for USa till the 4th,
Now the tables have turned. gonna write some funnies in the chat, .
Army ad. Im not gonna rip it to shreds this time Im happy to see
P&G lol
Bounty add that was creepy like they are wrapping our lives.
And some rolls of failures and get back ups.
This is exciting baseball.
Look at this
6-5 in the 5th
USA with the short lead.
You know what song I got stuck in my head.
lemme huma few barrs.
_ The time has come
A facts a fact
It belongs to them lets give it back.. yadda yadda
The time has come
to say fairs fair
to pay the rent
now to pay our share
yea that song lol
Buddy this is getting thick 6th inning 6-5 stilll
Japan is a mega opponent.
I really dont know who win its heated
This is the game of the year.
lol
The pitcher gets a ride from the pitching delivery vehicle lol
Its a toyota, where the pitcher sits in a glove while the driver drives him to the mound.
Thats just priceless.
Go forces !
Commercial kinda grew on me now.
I am the ginch lord. sweaty in my undies ginch and scowl .
Thats my name dont wear it out.
Japan has a very good chance of winning.
3 innings leeft.
Asahi Beer nice looking commercial.
Thats a first for me
Secretly im killing myself laughin.
Cause I got the funniest joke.
I think i might get myself some Ashahi
Black velvet if you please lol.
I am making this shit up lol
OMG 9th tied Japan could win
Extra innings this is hectic.
wow japan won
That was some fucking amazing baseball i just watched wowzers.
Blew my soccs off like holy shit!
The next atheletes at the arena is Brazil vs Kenya womens arena volleyball the action continues.
Epic Action on this 1st of August 2021 holy!
That usa baseball thats gotta sting lol
I am just blown away thats why i do this. Or thats why its worth it me.
Epic victories.
Wildstyle.
Brazil looks like they winning.
Its the ultimate gladiator fest.
You know the action dont stop on Claytons blog.
Seen some womens canada soccer highlights.
Its just6 all awesome all the time 24/7 jjst like me
Watching some KC Bluejays highlights yea big home series for the jays
Watching some TSN coverage big win for cAnada womens.
Alright regular baseball action that was crazy last night.
I feel like im one of the blessed ones that got to watch it all.
And the soccer lol.
Wow what a wild night with the espionage flavored olympics I give 2 thumbs up.
Theyre talking about the teamwork it takes for the volleyball team Yea I agree with that.
Like as a reporter I would be flabbbergasted.
Mr lemonade man where u at.
Im right here
Oasis drinks.
Allright badmington.
This is it
Forrest gump where u at
This is foreest gump style.
Its INA vs CHN
The court says 2020 glitch
Badmington
Its olympics ok.
so crazy this level of competition.
Its all quick reaction its exciting to watch
already lunch
Mens volleyball
Champignon.
_ back for some more
Team canada on the mic.
Hell yea maple leaf throw on that maple leaf rag.
Yo i just slanmmmed that maple leaf rag on a tune .
YAR
Hell yea
Ok Womens wrestling
Gotr some live interviews.
Go team Canada
Im inspired by yall!
Some highlights of the womens wrestling.
good for them
I dunno its a cool time in the morning Its 4am local time tokyo
Right on good speech huzza!
Toyota with the virtual person asking a girl out on a date weird commercial.
Virgin
Like I get it after working your life the company is important but when ur whole business is destroying the earth turned into an abomination.
Velodrome neat building.
Womens team sprint on the track, so many little details this isnt biking this is spaceship raching
well they are biking mega fast.
team sprint biking its weird. need some carbon fiber The bikes look slick seriously.
How much you think one of those costs.
fastest bikers.
OOOOOH YA
just drank that gatorade drink.
Thats a product I can get behind.
What do I gotta do to get a lifetime supply of gatorade other then buying it myself.
Gatorade advertise here, send me free product.
Gotta throw in the : ITS WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!!!!!!!
Oh yes this is music to my ear its the replay of USA and canada womens soccer.
Go team Canada yip yip!!!
Floppers right from the get go theres bodies on the ground.
get tripped up and your down.
Im so glad this is great that Canada beat usa.
Now i can just watch it unfold as I sip this Gatorade.
Did I say sip , thats not in which the manner i drink this drink I slam it down like a olympic chaps thats how, all one big gulp.
Oh flopper goalkeeper
ow ankle i saw it ouch.
1st half no score.
the madness continues.
Just watched a Hiroshima tour posted by a travel Vlogger i follow ‘tletter’ Canada scores on the penalty shot.
Saw tony hawk
says : Its Tony Hawk do not attempt.
I just drank so much gatorade I think i might explode.
Nice the moment I was waiting for Canada Goes on celebrating and USA all heads in their arms defeated way to go Canada.
Everyone is stoiked the coach just celebrating , then it cuts to a shot of american on their knees weeping defeat. Maybe thats what 1812 was like lol. Just some friendly banter ahahaha. Canada see the best! Bev Priestaen coach nice speech.
Who are these grizzled cbc broadcasters look like grandpas from the never gonna leave this job im somebody important.
Seriously every other channel has some young looking fit people and CBC got these old grizzled rejects that look like no one ever told em no in their whole lives.
Just listened to Oh Canada. CBC so sub par in every sense. Thats what happens when the the old position people never give someone new a chance. Must be friend of someone important thats all i gota say about that. Doesnt even look like he knows anything about broadcasting just some trust fund doofus riding daddies coat tails.
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Aug 2
Watchinbg USa beat spain, so far in basketball. Just seen a slam dunk lol.
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Aug 3
Got a couple games on the go.
Its Brazil Mexico Soccer. This is a overtime 0-0 so far.
Game 2 is Chnina vs Serbia womens basketball. Might watch some more fresh prince later that was nostalgic.
Aight skipped mexico brazil, now womens golf.
Oh macdonalds, get your athletic maple BBQ bacon burger lol. The extra B is for gross and stupip lol.
Gotta love that A&W more.
Wow just watched amazing golf shot!
It was girl in whitee for argentina-maybe ok so she goes bunker shot. Misses getting out of the bunker, next shot perfect hits the pin and goes right in. Pretty good distance and good strong shot out the bunker. Nelly Korda USA has a checnce to win. nSecond while im watching. It was Argentina with the nice save to end up even. Got a canadian at +2 thats pretty far back.
Next basketball over. 77-70 Serbia.
Got the golf going on and mens spring board its like do a dozen flips and dont make a splash. Justg seen Japan do amazing trick get a standing ovation from the crowd.
Holy, China guy one ups him with a extra flip. Theyre faces all contorted with inertia pretty funny, but equally cool. I did some diving classes but nothing like that. Fuckin olympians man lol. The slow motion fasces cant get enough. The China team beasts at the diving unfortunately one fellow didn’t go as far as he planned and looked fairly sad. That finishes that event next was a interview with Simone Biles, on the NBC. And, still golf. Boring medal ceremony highlights. Its a local news fgor a city im unsure of. Interesting Buffalo. Tony Hawk on a Uber commercial. Same Forces commercial. Its alrigth I guess lol.
Domincan, USA womens arena volleyball , and golf. Terry Fox on the TV. Theres a champion, didnt even need to win olympics. Raise a fist for Terry Fox, and say his name.
Womens volley ball exciting rallies. Several smashing as saves. Dominican putting up a good battle to USA however they are behind. Its exciting to watch though. Thats awesoime the have the double smash one fake then one real to confuse the opponent. Exciting match im stoked. Hopefully dominican can tie it. Pretty close to being tied. im assuming USA won.
Skateboarding now. Watching some skateboard some big air in the halfpipe park. Its not street so much seeing some kickflip transfers.