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New Faces ’54

Movie is pretty cool, just finishing off more Mel Brooks I havent seen.
Not much I can say about this that isnt original.
I like the happy go-luckyness of it.
The innocence or illusion of the 50s.
Women dressed sexy and nice.
Men maybe but less so. Just a suit jacket is all you need.
In this film long ponytails, long skits, short tops.
I like the sets, its like Broadway but more extreme.
Ive been introduce to Eartha Kitt for the first time.
I like the dancing, singing. There was that neat scene with the jawbreakers.
It was like an illusion scene, not sure how they did that.
Its like what i would call a stage musical, they have the musical dance portions on stage, but also some theatrical behind the scenes with sets.
Really the definition of 50s flicks.
I wonder if theyrell be a water ballet.
Otherwise that happy go lucky guy just watching the perfomance, the plot is a bit difficult to stay totally attached to but the Earth Kitt song singing in french and other performances are pretty cool. Love wild tap dancing. Full on production.
Red head blonde musta been the inspiration for Jessica Rabbit same hair and shape.
Buddy and his book and some heavy vernacular.
The two old ladies singing over a teapot set.
Too rich and beautiful for true love lol.
Musta been fun with sets back then. Simple yet detailed and to the point.
Dance is such a interesting form of expression. Paired with music and costumes. Couples.
Something sexy about 50’s aesthetic, pointy bras lol.
Hairstyle.
Its nice with some french some songs, just hear Alouette havent heard that in years. Some great singing by this cast.
Eartha Kitt shes the star of this film forsure. amazing rendition of Santa baby.
Thats pretty cool to see.
Just that rendition makes me love this flick. Just non stop performances.
Wow pop culture. Mentions crowning of Elizabeth II , 1953.
Waltzing in venice, its not my favorite lol, ugly colors and song is ok its kinda cringe to be honest ahaha. I can respect it though. Ok the joke made it worth it.
Those look like star trek outfits lmao.
I like the dance number.
4 styles of dance atleast no lyrics pretty good.
Lol trip of the month; hes all crippled.
Little racist bit about Africa, isnt as bad as ive seen on the blog, was more of a small comedy bit.
Turkey bit was cool mezmorizing.
Aw in love with teacher thats funny.
Wasted on baseball lol the metaphor for my life ahaha.
Baseball better than pick pocketing ahaha.
This is the Willy lowman of film. Dont whistle in the elevator. only 10 years old when this came out, amazing.
ITs humourous and dark and exagerated. Its some wild acting though for theatre film.
This scene is crazy. very death of a salesman esque a parody though.
Ah ruthless, that was a good scene. Just alot of flailing and emotion.
Wow obscene for the 50s lol.
Im mclovin it though.
Ive never seen a movie like this before.
Earth Kitt is awesome.
Sings in french and english and more. She made the presidents wife Mrs. Johnson Cry lmao. Woulda paid 100$ to see that.
Bagheera voice wow.
Nah i love her.
I recognize that singing from jungle book neat.
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Lmao i knew it Arthur Miller came to a show, he gort parodied, but like other Mel Brooks films its more of an honor. Even George Lucas was happy to get parodied.
i think that scene sticks with me the most. Then the eartha kitt and Santa Baby.
Thats some good film another one for the books on the Blog, you know i like to keep it vintage retro and something interesting about pop culture.
Not generally seen by most.
I really liked those dance numbers, reminds me of the best of Mary poppins, Eartha Kitt was just wonderfull too I love her.

The Critic ’63

Funny little short film with some Mel Brooks Commentary.
Its humorous its short.
It has shapes. Its fun.
Short film made from a personal experience.
Its worth a chuckle. Not much mega point except it was fun.
Its a old movie abstract.
Like a party trick. Pre-youtube.
It won an academy award for short film.
Its free on youtube.
I like this one its projected on the wall probably how youd see it at home maybe.

Baseball 2022

Did great on the sports betting, Up 140 above the deposit.
got a 10 game parlay couple months ago was a good win.
Cards won the NL central championship. But wasnt enough to take em through the wild card game.
Vs Phillies that was a tough couple game to watch.
Mets and Padres tonight in a couple hours for the last of the wild card.
Then next round as follows.
Got the Guardians Vs The Yankees. Id be surprised if Yankees didnt win. They dominated in the regular season. Well still 4th in the top 99w 63l Guardians have a chance though.
Got Seattle beat the Jays in Wildcard Advancing to face the Astros. Seattle 90wins/72 losses to face the Astros, 106w 56L Astros prolly take it with those numbers.
Phillies beat the cards in the wildcard 2-0 was a tough couple games to watch, there were some highlights. Seen a couple Grand Slams. Was fun to watch Tyler O’neil win a couple games. He was a little inconsistent compared to last year. Still a fan. I remember he won a couple games, one hit by pitch that was funny. Phillies going in to face the Braves, that should be a interesting series.
Phillies the definite underdog 87 wins, 75 losses. We’ll see how Atlanta plays. Im excited to watch that series forsure.
Finally the winner between the Mets Padres goes off to face LAD best team in the league this year.
Also shoutout to Wainwright, Yadier Molina, Albert Pujols with a record carreer, sad to see him go. Almost tied Babe Ruth in #of seasons Homerun totals. Beat Babe ruth in all time RBI’s. Waino and Yadier Molina beat the most carreer starts together I think at 35 total, a record that wont be beat. Pretty sure it was Dejong and Donovan Grandslams, could be wrong. Hard to remember unless you keep score on each game.
Heres hopin one of the wildcard teams beats the top 4.

High Anxiety ’77

Missed a couple on my Mel Brooks list. High Anxiety. Im glad a missed a couple cause was kinda sad when i came to the end of the list. Got a bunch of movies on the list but wanted to do this one for Mel Brooks and James Cinemassacre. Just my late night ambitions of being a movie critic ‘free thinker’ although i take recomendations these ones are at the top. Even recommended these to my mom.
Nice love the oldschool feel to this already.
Always hated 70s shit when growing up now im more accustomed to it and enjoy it more.
Love the font.
Love the LA airport 70s I was there like 8 years ago.
lol Mel Brooks with the first good joke.
Thats liek me flying.
70s aesthetic is so cringe, like horrid colors and everything.
Lol cia homosexual joke gotta love it.
NAh this is classic Mel Brooks he makes good movies and crude ones.
Savage in the first 5 mins.
Really love that font.
Just classic LA airport, looks alot better back then doesnt it.
Orchestra on a bus lol.
This movie stupid af.
Ah nice scene painting effect missed that.
Its a hitchock parody.
Ah yea i remember him.
Hes villain on Blazzing saddles, Harvey Korman, found him.
Haha nurse ratchet.
Love the effects in this lol over acting.
Kinda mocks the germans in a light way.
77-45 = 32 years still comedic relief.
Poor regular german people having to deal with the trauma maybe a sligth majority inflicted. I met many germans, very intellectual wise hard working people. And with sense of humor. Cant judge a book by its cover. Nah i like the Germans i met. But i guess after gaffes like that your subject of the worlds ridicule for 50+ years man. Judged byut he actions of a few, not the end result. Metaphor. Cause germans sure got their asses kicked end of WW2, have you seen that footage stalingrad, and the fall of Berlin. Pretty horrific, anyways i digress, and not to make any simplicities with the holocaust neither takes a good sense of humour to see the humour. I could see this already being offensive to many. Although not my time period not my trauma. Man if you cant take a joke after slaughter like that. Cant spell slaughter without laughter. lol. I digress #2.
This making just a mockery of the alfed hitchcock types. And Alfred im sure he was down. He probably had a good laugh along with Lucas and all the others he crossed paths with. Lol 4th wall camera breaks thru glass, excellent. I already freakin love this movie. No one makes movies like this. The studio is probably like wtf no! This goes against everything we believe in as a studio.
That nurse is so haggard and scary.
Id be like youre trying to heal me, yo . You need to go on maury for a life and body makeover. Just the scariest nurse you ever seen. Lol good acting though cause thats wretched. I love the just brazen mocking of mental health in this. Cause i guess once your in the institution your done like dinner. Reminds me of the river view hospital i bet the patient recovery was nil there too. Well better in a big house than on the street right. If you cant prove your not insane, then toughluck. Insanse asylum is such a dark setting, damned if you do damned if you dont. Just praise the lord im not in that horrific situation . I seen those places. Some people have mental trauma , say feed em fruit cups and let em play board games. One flew over the cuckoos nest. At a point you must start just to pretend, while sycophants have their way with you.
Lol ok nurse just became my favorite character well done.
San fran lol, you should see what they done to the place.
Who brushes his teeth like that lol.
Running joke heheh.
Lol nurse is the best.
Omg shes a kink police officer sex freak lol.
And the villain from Blazzing.
Lmao.
This is the person treating mental patients is a complete mental freak herself the irony.
Love it 70s office decor.
Doctor mocking you, savage.
Montague.
Lol this scene. Im dying this is so freaking funny. Lol its just low hanging fruit against mental patients.
Its hilarious though.
I feel slightly guilty for laughing at that, its all in comedy though.
Just a comics pardise really I can see why he made this.
Lol Mel Brooks fighting the old man omg.

Lmao its sick but i love the mockery of the mental health jokes just cause im such a sadist lmao.
It this scenario its a such a joke. It really mocks psychology and the metal hospital scenario.
By putting in excessive disgusting characters you cant help but laugh at. Its like the Necro Schizophrenia video, shocking and brutal, also comedic. Its really taboo and off limits now a days.
So i expect nothing less than Mel Brooks make a farce of something so claimed serious. Its borderline offensive im telling you but i cant look away and i love it.
Bruh any doctor like this try an acess me i will ruin ur fuckin day, meawhile theyre dressing like women getting spanked behind closed doors its really obscene. Cant help but have a chuckle its meant in good fun. Kinda reminds me of Sarah Conor in Terminator 2, when the dude licks her face.. Just all sorts of fucked up.
Omg i used to have pyjamas like that, creepy lol.
This just fuckin ridiculous ! lol.
Nice transition, amazing, prolly gotta credit the Alfred for that. Lol car scene epic. Pfft so cheezy unreal. How do they get away with that. Lol little hudden punchline.
Yo Love the Golden Gate.
Im not an Alfred connaiseur so.
Well you know energy potential is much higher the higher you get lol.
Lol this dude.
Mel Brooks shower scene if ur interested.
Omg paper stabbing scene a la bates motel thats ruthless lol.
IMO funniest scene in the movie so far lol.
Thats incredibly ruthless 70s style.
Glad i saved this one for last, cause its just the best of Brooks.
Whose this new character.
Recognize her.
ohhhhhhhhhh!
Madeline Kahn, shes lilly von shtupp she was great in Blazing, woowwww.
Love the repeated use of characters no joke. Really wonderful.
Shes beautiful lmao, pistol lighter.
wow.
New character the killer I presume. Ahahaha the psychologust hall of fame.
Very fear and loathing esque.
Hahaha punchlines for days!
Just burst out laughing.
Thats a knee slapper. Wowzers.
I didnt know you could make movies like this.
Jaws.
Lol. Double lol.
Nice music piece, love this about the Mel Brooks flicks, hes very film and music orientated.
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Lol more plot, the under the tea table scene. Thats kinda funny, dont see that in movies. Very Mission impossible esque.
Payphones lol payphones to make your shady phone calls. The birds lol. I seen that movie years ago. Just a parody of that lol. LOol what was the point of that scene. And that mathcing costume cadillac, Louis Vutton.
Madeline Kahn shes hilarious.
Villains are hilarious.
A beeper.
Jaws.
Jewish jokes lol.
Snap-e tom eww. How to get through airport security in 77 ahaha.
Proffesor hilarious.
They gonna do the falling down the clocktower scene. Lol This finale is epic. Jokes and tension perfectly mixed.
Stooges joke.
Ive seen the pulley hook fly so many times now.
Nice transition.
4th wall destruction its great, love the backdrops. Thats what uyou dont get with CGI. Granted the CGI backdrops are epic but they dont have the same feel or aesthetic.
Movie was good for mid-late 70s.
Mel Brooks was in Battle of the Bulge holy shit.
These Al Jolson dance moves lol. Thats some harcore blackface though yipes..
New faces and the critic.

Poetry

Just so funny how comes to mind to produce some poetry.
I just wana write how difficult or simple it is to create.
Im Trying to remember my english training.
So its not for naught.
I did it wrote a poem sent it a float Matey
LOL
i wrote poetry
I checkbixc that shit for me.
took me about 2.75 hrs for a good poem

Producers 2005

No way Uma Therman, Broderick , from Buelers day off. Whose Nathan Lane. Birdcage lion king mousehunt. Hes the Meerkat off Lion King, impressive. I wonder why Robin william and Mel brooks never worked together. Oh wow 2 Horu run time. Love that Columbia. Columbia universal.
Ok theyre keeping it vintage, i like it.
Spring time plays. lol. Thats the craziest shit. Musical i like it. Usher babes, really always attractive women in these. Like total babes. Love the vibe of the musical. You dont get that anymore. Im not a fan of certain musicals, but the broadway style im very much into. Hmm never took myself for a broadway style fan. Thats interesting. Im buying all these dvds. wow makes me sad this is the last on the list for Mel Brooks. Thanks you for this epic entertainment. Im treasuring this for life. Wish i had it sooner. I love film and i love comedy, Im so happy to see a reemake of these characters.
Why you miserable cowardly little wretched catterpillar. Max Bialystock is such an epic character. Just larger than life. Nah way the original critic, thats epic. Jon Lovitz. Hes a epic comedian. I can tell Mel Brooks wanted to go a little more overboard on some dance numbers and effects, i mean for heavens sake its 38 yrs elder than the original. 55 years total. That dance song duo number is soemthing else they couldnt do in the first. This is probably how he imagined it. And really respect to a nice sequel done with new characters, Producers has become a broadway staple. To be a writer creative and story telling its really something. That set. Makes me wanna be a producer lol. Lovitz perfect. Vegas vs New york showbiz, little differences. That transformation and writing joke im mcloving it. I cant wait to see the NEW dance number. More stooges . OFMG is that Will Ferrell, OMG thats Will Ferrell unfucking believable. Actually that casting choice is superb. The first guy was nutz, but this is perfect. Omg the theatre greek guy.Voutsinas. he looks eerily similar. empire state building dress, im dying! Very Art deco. Chrysler building sorry.
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Meeting the director. And team super funny. Leo is so funny. Gotta love Gene Wilder though. Like how they did the fountain scene that was good. Quite the funy cast. Its such a farce but its serious lol. YMCA that wasnt around in 1959 lol. 78..
Uma ! Shes so beautiful lol. On that couch under 85 lmao. Shes taller than both of em. I love uma but the original Ulla is pretty hard to beat. And her dance, nah but Uma suits the role, cant hate on that singing dance number. This movie just fun all around. lol. PG – 13. I love Max Bialystock Uma hyper sexualized its funny. Its a erection or Malaria lol. Max Bialystock and his hair he just kills me. This walker dance thats hilarious. Nice choreography. Its a great moment they raised the money. Lmao Ulla painted the room white. Actually i take it back theyre both equally awesome. Fun to see Uma dance and act all sexy making Bloom lose it lol. It is more of a musical dance this one. The sets transform with big bangs and broadway ligthing. Lol the synchronized swim number lol. Love theatre. Audition .. Will Ferrell Will Ferrell Dancing number these actors really bringing their A game. Its no joke sing dance act. Its the best of film theatre. Not just face zoom in and special effects. Max Bialystock wearing a cape. Its probably Draculas cape. Overture. The crowds faces lol. Gaspin faces lol. Love tap dancing and comedy mix. This out of context would be pretty extreme. Omg this is so overkill. Never seen a play like this ahaha straight up mockery. They did the top down scene. Ballerina tanks im cry laughin lol. Oh Uma Mel Brooks youre the best. Lol the critics love it. perfect. Chaos ensues. Will Ferrell double chaos insanity.
Twist on this ending. Leo thats funny. Nathan Lane hes great. The whole play in a minute thats funny.
Nice finale. Brings all the characters back in a fun dance piece.
That was one of the best movies ever reviewed on the blog. Really enjoyed that. Bit long but totally worth it. Nathan Lane Awesome. Broedrick Awesome, Uma awesome, Will awesome. Gary Beach awesome hilarious, Rogeer bart, old ladies, Judge criminal. Lovitz Mel Brooks. Dancing singing songs, number, sets, costumes. This the ultimate broadway show movie.
Nice credit roll and ending.
No way was supposed to be nicole kidman,
All songs written by Mel Brooks.

Full Metal Jacket ’87

Theres a reason this movie is Rated R movie hardcore as fuck.
Its almost traumatizing in a comedic kind of way.
I havent seen this in years and popped up on my feed. Am i a fan, of course but doesnt mean it makes me comfortable watching it.
Stanley Kubrick is a legend and coming off some mel brooks its juts dramatic and metal as fuck.
Its like i feel like a horrible person at chuckling at a few of these things.
Its really primal, army, sorry marines. Its just a coming of age, war, some light comedy, vulgar.
its on killing war and enemy.
Stanl;ey makes a good movie its almost as hardcore as the first day i seen it.
Re: the private Pyle character, and Joker.
Joker is smart, and witty, he gets busted a couple times. The Drill Sergeant almost respects that.
Pyle is the massive fuck up that gets ostracized. Hes really one of the better actors going through that role.
The drill instructor, makes joker the thinker apply his methods to pyle which is ironic to be a automaton you need to think.
Pyle somehow break through which woulda made Joker happy, but Pyle has a existential (crisis within sucess) and suicides.
Its just a mind fuck, and the theme of vietnam, and that drill hall. Just makes for a bit of a nightmare.
theres some lose comedy, its a army classic, but the shits still fucked up.
I dont envy those young guys and that period of history in no way.
Its shocking but its good film.

Dracula Dead and Loving It ’95

Ok here we go, I already hear negative reviews, but cmon Leslie Nielsen!
Last movie he was in I reviews was Creepshow, fuck that was good.
Nice Castle rock isnt that the seinfeld company.
Yasbeck Maid Marian.
Dom delouise with the first good joke freakin love him.
I dont see how anyone could find this stupid i think its freakin hilarious im less than 10 minutes in. I mean look at the cover what do you expect. Sorry im just pissed at Rotten Tomatoes for ruining movies for me for years. Rotten Tomatoes can get lost. I dont subscribe to that rag, even though its Search Engine Optomized. Nice looks super similar to young frankenstein Sorry firsat look at Leslie he looks absolutely comical. Im so happy to see him on film again. LOl, as a fan of slapstick that hits me right in the sweet spot. Its very simpson esque in a joke, good or bad, evey few mins at least. Thats what I like, thats good writing to me. Not evey movie is supposed to be a psychological mindfuck. Sometimes its nice to just have fun. Draculas bitches are hot damn! Its a cool effect how the just glide on the floor. But damn sexy. Lol Ok Leslie just does it for it. His Comedic style is so subtle and funny. The dialogue kills me lol. Its every clichee not going the way you predict, its pretty genius. And, also stupid at the same time. Omg the lawyer is in ghostbusters 2. Hes the painting slave. Getting some Nosferatu vibes here. Getting some ghostbusters 2 vibes, amazing. Faust play. Isnt that were he gets all sexual and fornicates with a hankerchief and the crowd was all outraged lol. I know Faust lol. Im prety sure thats it, i reserve i could be mistaken. Nice Maid Mairian happy to see her again. Har Har Leslie with a epic imitation joke, im justy a crude person cause that makes me laugh out loud. So stupid yet so effective, how he shakes his head like that. Wide mouthed in shock thats freaking funny. Some beautiful women in this film so far forsure. Like never seen a dracula prowling that just takes so many liberty with slow jokes
.. These little english jokes are quite funny. Like laught out loud awkard funnies. Victoria era modern jokes cant beat em.
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Ooh boy just thinking about this film makes me crack up. Nothing like Full metal Jacket that shit is traumatizing lol. Private pile and leslie nielsen in their new hit drama / comedy lol. Yes Mel Brooks is Van helsing. I love seeing him in his own movies. lol. ew being a doctore is disgusting. Lol Dracula in the day in the park what a oxymoron. Ahaha thats a great joke. Dracula with daymares, thats so clever. After the Mel Brooks Marathon seeing him on film just brings joy to my heart. Use the schwartz!.. Nosferatu shout out to the old ass movie I seen that on the blog amost years ago. Creepy movie. Lol Leslie Nielsen, so good in this movie, thats the scene they used in the trailer. I actually remember seeing the trailer for this. 6x Enemas lol. Nice Bromhilde introduces count dracula, its cool how some actors get used again. Im all for a new face, but i love seeing familiars too. Mel Brooks and Leslie thats just hilarious. good chemistry.
Damn Lucy turns out to be a sexy vampire lol. Compared to the son of frankenstein its like all new and it loks like a retro van helsing. Oh i should put that on the list. Im not un-engaged lol. Wow she was on Coronation street. Shes attractive her eyes, attractive star from the 80s lol. I got a thing for the sultress english actresses lol. Fun times acting in a horror movie. Shout out to the orignial screaming beauties. Fay wray. Love how so many top star hollywood actresses Canadian. <3. Omg Lucy really gets it, and omg is that teh funniest scene in the movie yet. That is just so unexpected and funny and clichee that its perfect. poor fiancee dude but thats freaking hilarious. So what do you do with a funny joke rinse it twice hell ya. a 3rd time.. 3rd time ?? Bromhilde. You are in the closet.. HAhaha lol. its so stupid slapstick i love it. Nah anyone you doesnt liek this movie i dont wanna be friends with. you you have no sense of humor, people that take themselves too seriously. I love the holywood clichee slapstick jokes,sure its low hanging fruit, but what comedy isnt. Id suggest if your a fan of movies for years, and not expecting something serious its for you. Its like Austin powers. Its like stooges this movie has bad reviews but i almost think its one of my faves. It gives me what I want. Plus im already super biased cause I love Mel brooks. ___ Conclusion Dracula dead and loving it ahahaha. Just seeing Leslie Nielsen makes me laugh lol. This movie is ridiculous. love the sets still typical Mel Brooks overdone. Candels cobwebs steam. Dance number. Shadow tricks is a new one, he has used the shadows though. Oh no the fiancee got it. Lol british english cheekyness. Its so comical, victorian era. Classic Dracula vampire clichees. mirror, garlic, books, crosses. Poor renfield lol. Hes the pawn in ghostbusters, Ok it is him His name is Peter MacNicol wow addam family values, wow. Ally mcbeal wooow. Nah i like him . Hes a dedicated actor with nice resume, takes a good actor to play those cringey villain types. spastic frantic dirty at times lol.Love those moon shots from the 90s..Composition shots, that make scenery look surreal. Its funny Mel Brooks with the casual german character lol. Leslie Nielsen is a good villain., LOL he just stooges him like Moe. thats so funny homage to the stooges always. Another clichee marriage, sunbeams. Grill marks thats new. Mel Brooks with last word. Freaking loved that movie. I woulda been stoked to see that in theatres. Its not his worst movie. Maybe the Rich guy poor guy isnt the greatest. Its still good. I cant hate on it. I actually enjoyed that no doubt. Ok now time to indulge is some shitty critic reviews on the rotten tomatoes that I hate. Rotten tomatoes 11% that is just un-just. Rubbish says one guy.. 1/5 no comments. 2/5 no comments. 1/5 no comments. Cmon you call yourselves critics. yawn, i critique your critique 0/10 Audience reviews, many sentecnes, decent scores, pros and cons. Its like the critics review as many as possible with no content guess what critics you all suck. This movie atleats a 2-3/5 And i particularly enjoyed that. Id say 4/5 of these critic reviews are absolutely pathetic, and 1/5 are intellectually composed with atleast a 10 min effort. The rest trash. i should donate my time to the void and correct these critics lol ne by one wouldnt that be funny. Bruh I had no issues writing a little 1200 word clay reacts text. And i personally enjoyed every minute of it. Who cares if im a fan of cheesy movies, i dont need fake trauma to give me fake sense of feelings.

Dancing pig 1907

Wow what a creepy bizarre short film.
Thats pretty awesome still for 115 years old.

Thats pretty awesome has to be the oldest film ive seen on the blog I could only imagine peoples reactions back then.
Le cochon danceur.