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High Anxiety ’77

Missed a couple on my Mel Brooks list. High Anxiety. Im glad a missed a couple cause was kinda sad when i came to the end of the list. Got a bunch of movies on the list but wanted to do this one for Mel Brooks and James Cinemassacre. Just my late night ambitions of being a movie critic ‘free thinker’ although i take recomendations these ones are at the top. Even recommended these to my mom.
Nice love the oldschool feel to this already.
Always hated 70s shit when growing up now im more accustomed to it and enjoy it more.
Love the font.
Love the LA airport 70s I was there like 8 years ago.
lol Mel Brooks with the first good joke.
Thats liek me flying.
70s aesthetic is so cringe, like horrid colors and everything.
Lol cia homosexual joke gotta love it.
NAh this is classic Mel Brooks he makes good movies and crude ones.
Savage in the first 5 mins.
Really love that font.
Just classic LA airport, looks alot better back then doesnt it.
Orchestra on a bus lol.
This movie stupid af.
Ah nice scene painting effect missed that.
Its a hitchock parody.
Ah yea i remember him.
Hes villain on Blazzing saddles, Harvey Korman, found him.
Haha nurse ratchet.
Love the effects in this lol over acting.
Kinda mocks the germans in a light way.
77-45 = 32 years still comedic relief.
Poor regular german people having to deal with the trauma maybe a sligth majority inflicted. I met many germans, very intellectual wise hard working people. And with sense of humor. Cant judge a book by its cover. Nah i like the Germans i met. But i guess after gaffes like that your subject of the worlds ridicule for 50+ years man. Judged byut he actions of a few, not the end result. Metaphor. Cause germans sure got their asses kicked end of WW2, have you seen that footage stalingrad, and the fall of Berlin. Pretty horrific, anyways i digress, and not to make any simplicities with the holocaust neither takes a good sense of humour to see the humour. I could see this already being offensive to many. Although not my time period not my trauma. Man if you cant take a joke after slaughter like that. Cant spell slaughter without laughter. lol. I digress #2.
This making just a mockery of the alfed hitchcock types. And Alfred im sure he was down. He probably had a good laugh along with Lucas and all the others he crossed paths with. Lol 4th wall camera breaks thru glass, excellent. I already freakin love this movie. No one makes movies like this. The studio is probably like wtf no! This goes against everything we believe in as a studio.
That nurse is so haggard and scary.
Id be like youre trying to heal me, yo . You need to go on maury for a life and body makeover. Just the scariest nurse you ever seen. Lol good acting though cause thats wretched. I love the just brazen mocking of mental health in this. Cause i guess once your in the institution your done like dinner. Reminds me of the river view hospital i bet the patient recovery was nil there too. Well better in a big house than on the street right. If you cant prove your not insane, then toughluck. Insanse asylum is such a dark setting, damned if you do damned if you dont. Just praise the lord im not in that horrific situation . I seen those places. Some people have mental trauma , say feed em fruit cups and let em play board games. One flew over the cuckoos nest. At a point you must start just to pretend, while sycophants have their way with you.
Lol ok nurse just became my favorite character well done.
San fran lol, you should see what they done to the place.
Who brushes his teeth like that lol.
Running joke heheh.
Lol nurse is the best.
Omg shes a kink police officer sex freak lol.
And the villain from Blazzing.
Lmao.
This is the person treating mental patients is a complete mental freak herself the irony.
Love it 70s office decor.
Doctor mocking you, savage.
Montague.
Lol this scene. Im dying this is so freaking funny. Lol its just low hanging fruit against mental patients.
Its hilarious though.
I feel slightly guilty for laughing at that, its all in comedy though.
Just a comics pardise really I can see why he made this.
Lol Mel Brooks fighting the old man omg.

Lmao its sick but i love the mockery of the mental health jokes just cause im such a sadist lmao.
It this scenario its a such a joke. It really mocks psychology and the metal hospital scenario.
By putting in excessive disgusting characters you cant help but laugh at. Its like the Necro Schizophrenia video, shocking and brutal, also comedic. Its really taboo and off limits now a days.
So i expect nothing less than Mel Brooks make a farce of something so claimed serious. Its borderline offensive im telling you but i cant look away and i love it.
Bruh any doctor like this try an acess me i will ruin ur fuckin day, meawhile theyre dressing like women getting spanked behind closed doors its really obscene. Cant help but have a chuckle its meant in good fun. Kinda reminds me of Sarah Conor in Terminator 2, when the dude licks her face.. Just all sorts of fucked up.
Omg i used to have pyjamas like that, creepy lol.
This just fuckin ridiculous ! lol.
Nice transition, amazing, prolly gotta credit the Alfred for that. Lol car scene epic. Pfft so cheezy unreal. How do they get away with that. Lol little hudden punchline.
Yo Love the Golden Gate.
Im not an Alfred connaiseur so.
Well you know energy potential is much higher the higher you get lol.
Lol this dude.
Mel Brooks shower scene if ur interested.
Omg paper stabbing scene a la bates motel thats ruthless lol.
IMO funniest scene in the movie so far lol.
Thats incredibly ruthless 70s style.
Glad i saved this one for last, cause its just the best of Brooks.
Whose this new character.
Recognize her.
ohhhhhhhhhh!
Madeline Kahn, shes lilly von shtupp she was great in Blazing, woowwww.
Love the repeated use of characters no joke. Really wonderful.
Shes beautiful lmao, pistol lighter.
wow.
New character the killer I presume. Ahahaha the psychologust hall of fame.
Very fear and loathing esque.
Hahaha punchlines for days!
Just burst out laughing.
Thats a knee slapper. Wowzers.
I didnt know you could make movies like this.
Jaws.
Lol. Double lol.
Nice music piece, love this about the Mel Brooks flicks, hes very film and music orientated.
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Lol more plot, the under the tea table scene. Thats kinda funny, dont see that in movies. Very Mission impossible esque.
Payphones lol payphones to make your shady phone calls. The birds lol. I seen that movie years ago. Just a parody of that lol. LOol what was the point of that scene. And that mathcing costume cadillac, Louis Vutton.
Madeline Kahn shes hilarious.
Villains are hilarious.
A beeper.
Jaws.
Jewish jokes lol.
Snap-e tom eww. How to get through airport security in 77 ahaha.
Proffesor hilarious.
They gonna do the falling down the clocktower scene. Lol This finale is epic. Jokes and tension perfectly mixed.
Stooges joke.
Ive seen the pulley hook fly so many times now.
Nice transition.
4th wall destruction its great, love the backdrops. Thats what uyou dont get with CGI. Granted the CGI backdrops are epic but they dont have the same feel or aesthetic.
Movie was good for mid-late 70s.
Mel Brooks was in Battle of the Bulge holy shit.
These Al Jolson dance moves lol. Thats some harcore blackface though yipes..
New faces and the critic.

Poetry

Just so funny how comes to mind to produce some poetry.
I just wana write how difficult or simple it is to create.
Im Trying to remember my english training.
So its not for naught.
I did it wrote a poem sent it a float Matey
LOL
i wrote poetry
I checkbixc that shit for me.
took me about 2.75 hrs for a good poem

Producers 2005

No way Uma Therman, Broderick , from Buelers day off. Whose Nathan Lane. Birdcage lion king mousehunt. Hes the Meerkat off Lion King, impressive. I wonder why Robin william and Mel brooks never worked together. Oh wow 2 Horu run time. Love that Columbia. Columbia universal.
Ok theyre keeping it vintage, i like it.
Spring time plays. lol. Thats the craziest shit. Musical i like it. Usher babes, really always attractive women in these. Like total babes. Love the vibe of the musical. You dont get that anymore. Im not a fan of certain musicals, but the broadway style im very much into. Hmm never took myself for a broadway style fan. Thats interesting. Im buying all these dvds. wow makes me sad this is the last on the list for Mel Brooks. Thanks you for this epic entertainment. Im treasuring this for life. Wish i had it sooner. I love film and i love comedy, Im so happy to see a reemake of these characters.
Why you miserable cowardly little wretched catterpillar. Max Bialystock is such an epic character. Just larger than life. Nah way the original critic, thats epic. Jon Lovitz. Hes a epic comedian. I can tell Mel Brooks wanted to go a little more overboard on some dance numbers and effects, i mean for heavens sake its 38 yrs elder than the original. 55 years total. That dance song duo number is soemthing else they couldnt do in the first. This is probably how he imagined it. And really respect to a nice sequel done with new characters, Producers has become a broadway staple. To be a writer creative and story telling its really something. That set. Makes me wanna be a producer lol. Lovitz perfect. Vegas vs New york showbiz, little differences. That transformation and writing joke im mcloving it. I cant wait to see the NEW dance number. More stooges . OFMG is that Will Ferrell, OMG thats Will Ferrell unfucking believable. Actually that casting choice is superb. The first guy was nutz, but this is perfect. Omg the theatre greek guy.Voutsinas. he looks eerily similar. empire state building dress, im dying! Very Art deco. Chrysler building sorry.
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Meeting the director. And team super funny. Leo is so funny. Gotta love Gene Wilder though. Like how they did the fountain scene that was good. Quite the funy cast. Its such a farce but its serious lol. YMCA that wasnt around in 1959 lol. 78..
Uma ! Shes so beautiful lol. On that couch under 85 lmao. Shes taller than both of em. I love uma but the original Ulla is pretty hard to beat. And her dance, nah but Uma suits the role, cant hate on that singing dance number. This movie just fun all around. lol. PG – 13. I love Max Bialystock Uma hyper sexualized its funny. Its a erection or Malaria lol. Max Bialystock and his hair he just kills me. This walker dance thats hilarious. Nice choreography. Its a great moment they raised the money. Lmao Ulla painted the room white. Actually i take it back theyre both equally awesome. Fun to see Uma dance and act all sexy making Bloom lose it lol. It is more of a musical dance this one. The sets transform with big bangs and broadway ligthing. Lol the synchronized swim number lol. Love theatre. Audition .. Will Ferrell Will Ferrell Dancing number these actors really bringing their A game. Its no joke sing dance act. Its the best of film theatre. Not just face zoom in and special effects. Max Bialystock wearing a cape. Its probably Draculas cape. Overture. The crowds faces lol. Gaspin faces lol. Love tap dancing and comedy mix. This out of context would be pretty extreme. Omg this is so overkill. Never seen a play like this ahaha straight up mockery. They did the top down scene. Ballerina tanks im cry laughin lol. Oh Uma Mel Brooks youre the best. Lol the critics love it. perfect. Chaos ensues. Will Ferrell double chaos insanity.
Twist on this ending. Leo thats funny. Nathan Lane hes great. The whole play in a minute thats funny.
Nice finale. Brings all the characters back in a fun dance piece.
That was one of the best movies ever reviewed on the blog. Really enjoyed that. Bit long but totally worth it. Nathan Lane Awesome. Broedrick Awesome, Uma awesome, Will awesome. Gary Beach awesome hilarious, Rogeer bart, old ladies, Judge criminal. Lovitz Mel Brooks. Dancing singing songs, number, sets, costumes. This the ultimate broadway show movie.
Nice credit roll and ending.
No way was supposed to be nicole kidman,
All songs written by Mel Brooks.

Full Metal Jacket ’87

Theres a reason this movie is Rated R movie hardcore as fuck.
Its almost traumatizing in a comedic kind of way.
I havent seen this in years and popped up on my feed. Am i a fan, of course but doesnt mean it makes me comfortable watching it.
Stanley Kubrick is a legend and coming off some mel brooks its juts dramatic and metal as fuck.
Its like i feel like a horrible person at chuckling at a few of these things.
Its really primal, army, sorry marines. Its just a coming of age, war, some light comedy, vulgar.
its on killing war and enemy.
Stanl;ey makes a good movie its almost as hardcore as the first day i seen it.
Re: the private Pyle character, and Joker.
Joker is smart, and witty, he gets busted a couple times. The Drill Sergeant almost respects that.
Pyle is the massive fuck up that gets ostracized. Hes really one of the better actors going through that role.
The drill instructor, makes joker the thinker apply his methods to pyle which is ironic to be a automaton you need to think.
Pyle somehow break through which woulda made Joker happy, but Pyle has a existential (crisis within sucess) and suicides.
Its just a mind fuck, and the theme of vietnam, and that drill hall. Just makes for a bit of a nightmare.
theres some lose comedy, its a army classic, but the shits still fucked up.
I dont envy those young guys and that period of history in no way.
Its shocking but its good film.

Dracula Dead and Loving It ’95

Ok here we go, I already hear negative reviews, but cmon Leslie Nielsen!
Last movie he was in I reviews was Creepshow, fuck that was good.
Nice Castle rock isnt that the seinfeld company.
Yasbeck Maid Marian.
Dom delouise with the first good joke freakin love him.
I dont see how anyone could find this stupid i think its freakin hilarious im less than 10 minutes in. I mean look at the cover what do you expect. Sorry im just pissed at Rotten Tomatoes for ruining movies for me for years. Rotten Tomatoes can get lost. I dont subscribe to that rag, even though its Search Engine Optomized. Nice looks super similar to young frankenstein Sorry firsat look at Leslie he looks absolutely comical. Im so happy to see him on film again. LOl, as a fan of slapstick that hits me right in the sweet spot. Its very simpson esque in a joke, good or bad, evey few mins at least. Thats what I like, thats good writing to me. Not evey movie is supposed to be a psychological mindfuck. Sometimes its nice to just have fun. Draculas bitches are hot damn! Its a cool effect how the just glide on the floor. But damn sexy. Lol Ok Leslie just does it for it. His Comedic style is so subtle and funny. The dialogue kills me lol. Its every clichee not going the way you predict, its pretty genius. And, also stupid at the same time. Omg the lawyer is in ghostbusters 2. Hes the painting slave. Getting some Nosferatu vibes here. Getting some ghostbusters 2 vibes, amazing. Faust play. Isnt that were he gets all sexual and fornicates with a hankerchief and the crowd was all outraged lol. I know Faust lol. Im prety sure thats it, i reserve i could be mistaken. Nice Maid Mairian happy to see her again. Har Har Leslie with a epic imitation joke, im justy a crude person cause that makes me laugh out loud. So stupid yet so effective, how he shakes his head like that. Wide mouthed in shock thats freaking funny. Some beautiful women in this film so far forsure. Like never seen a dracula prowling that just takes so many liberty with slow jokes
.. These little english jokes are quite funny. Like laught out loud awkard funnies. Victoria era modern jokes cant beat em.
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Ooh boy just thinking about this film makes me crack up. Nothing like Full metal Jacket that shit is traumatizing lol. Private pile and leslie nielsen in their new hit drama / comedy lol. Yes Mel Brooks is Van helsing. I love seeing him in his own movies. lol. ew being a doctore is disgusting. Lol Dracula in the day in the park what a oxymoron. Ahaha thats a great joke. Dracula with daymares, thats so clever. After the Mel Brooks Marathon seeing him on film just brings joy to my heart. Use the schwartz!.. Nosferatu shout out to the old ass movie I seen that on the blog amost years ago. Creepy movie. Lol Leslie Nielsen, so good in this movie, thats the scene they used in the trailer. I actually remember seeing the trailer for this. 6x Enemas lol. Nice Bromhilde introduces count dracula, its cool how some actors get used again. Im all for a new face, but i love seeing familiars too. Mel Brooks and Leslie thats just hilarious. good chemistry.
Damn Lucy turns out to be a sexy vampire lol. Compared to the son of frankenstein its like all new and it loks like a retro van helsing. Oh i should put that on the list. Im not un-engaged lol. Wow she was on Coronation street. Shes attractive her eyes, attractive star from the 80s lol. I got a thing for the sultress english actresses lol. Fun times acting in a horror movie. Shout out to the orignial screaming beauties. Fay wray. Love how so many top star hollywood actresses Canadian. <3. Omg Lucy really gets it, and omg is that teh funniest scene in the movie yet. That is just so unexpected and funny and clichee that its perfect. poor fiancee dude but thats freaking hilarious. So what do you do with a funny joke rinse it twice hell ya. a 3rd time.. 3rd time ?? Bromhilde. You are in the closet.. HAhaha lol. its so stupid slapstick i love it. Nah anyone you doesnt liek this movie i dont wanna be friends with. you you have no sense of humor, people that take themselves too seriously. I love the holywood clichee slapstick jokes,sure its low hanging fruit, but what comedy isnt. Id suggest if your a fan of movies for years, and not expecting something serious its for you. Its like Austin powers. Its like stooges this movie has bad reviews but i almost think its one of my faves. It gives me what I want. Plus im already super biased cause I love Mel brooks. ___ Conclusion Dracula dead and loving it ahahaha. Just seeing Leslie Nielsen makes me laugh lol. This movie is ridiculous. love the sets still typical Mel Brooks overdone. Candels cobwebs steam. Dance number. Shadow tricks is a new one, he has used the shadows though. Oh no the fiancee got it. Lol british english cheekyness. Its so comical, victorian era. Classic Dracula vampire clichees. mirror, garlic, books, crosses. Poor renfield lol. Hes the pawn in ghostbusters, Ok it is him His name is Peter MacNicol wow addam family values, wow. Ally mcbeal wooow. Nah i like him . Hes a dedicated actor with nice resume, takes a good actor to play those cringey villain types. spastic frantic dirty at times lol.Love those moon shots from the 90s..Composition shots, that make scenery look surreal. Its funny Mel Brooks with the casual german character lol. Leslie Nielsen is a good villain., LOL he just stooges him like Moe. thats so funny homage to the stooges always. Another clichee marriage, sunbeams. Grill marks thats new. Mel Brooks with last word. Freaking loved that movie. I woulda been stoked to see that in theatres. Its not his worst movie. Maybe the Rich guy poor guy isnt the greatest. Its still good. I cant hate on it. I actually enjoyed that no doubt. Ok now time to indulge is some shitty critic reviews on the rotten tomatoes that I hate. Rotten tomatoes 11% that is just un-just. Rubbish says one guy.. 1/5 no comments. 2/5 no comments. 1/5 no comments. Cmon you call yourselves critics. yawn, i critique your critique 0/10 Audience reviews, many sentecnes, decent scores, pros and cons. Its like the critics review as many as possible with no content guess what critics you all suck. This movie atleats a 2-3/5 And i particularly enjoyed that. Id say 4/5 of these critic reviews are absolutely pathetic, and 1/5 are intellectually composed with atleast a 10 min effort. The rest trash. i should donate my time to the void and correct these critics lol ne by one wouldnt that be funny. Bruh I had no issues writing a little 1200 word clay reacts text. And i personally enjoyed every minute of it. Who cares if im a fan of cheesy movies, i dont need fake trauma to give me fake sense of feelings.

Dancing pig 1907

Wow what a creepy bizarre short film.
Thats pretty awesome still for 115 years old.

Thats pretty awesome has to be the oldest film ive seen on the blog I could only imagine peoples reactions back then.
Le cochon danceur.

Robin Hood Men in Tights ’93

Allright partially watched this gotta finish it off. Oh i seen this as a kid but its been since that long. Im impressed to see Richard Lewis, and Dave Chapelle. Movie starts off at the end of the crusades, Robin Hood captured, Oh yea Isaac Hayes is in this pretty old school. Im almost at the end of the Mel Brooks films. I got another one to watch its, “Top Secret” Looks like the early hotshots, starring Val Kilmer, just looks ridiculous completely my style. Anyways the Robin hood movie so far its funny not much else to say. I like Robin Hood the story, disney and classic, and parody. What strikes me is these neat scenes with lots of people and action. They dont make movies like that anymore. Not with the whole village on set.
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Meeting little john and crossing the missisipi, thats a funny scene. Just completely ridiculous. Everyone knows little jon. Straight up comedy. Catch more flys with honey than rudeness. Love the cast in this. So funny, and jovial. Chappelle slapping hands. White man cant jump wow tthats a throwback to the 90s lmao. That movie was so popular back in the day. .. Club for horses thats hilarious. Nice costumes and sets. Gotta love the disney robin hood. Robin hood is awesome hero of the people robs from the rich and gives to the poor. And, this movie just makes it hilarious
Richard lewis plays a good king. Every scene is just so comical its not doubt this is a classic. Movie just makes me happy. Id love to see a Bravehart spoof william wallace done in this fashion thatd be great. Exit sign ahahah. Thats classic. Voice impressions of Churchill ahaha. Is that Malcom X now wow. Looks right at the camera 52 min. Hehe that witch and the sheriff is just the funniest romance. Lol Mel brooks comes out riding a wagon ahaha. Ah sweet its Dom Delouise, hes such a good actor, here hes portraying the godfather. Nothing is off limits in this 90s spoof. Its an amazing cast. Patrick stewart in this. Dom Delouise fave character in this so far, besides the Robin hood. Lol just a savage character lol. Outstanding. hahaha the Clap on lights thats so 90s. Love seeing horses in movies. Aslong as they werent hurt. Dangerous profession for the horses. Something you dont see too often anymore. Musical number thats nice lol. Some comedic relief. This movie is the absolute best. Robin is suave lol. Theres a good laugh every 2 mins or less ahaha funnier than funny.
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Now the conclusion.
Tim allen hoots in the archery contest thats good pop culture. 4th wall reading the script in the film, i love it. Now the crowd and the Atlanta braves chop thats hilarious. Im loving it. Patriot missile arrow wow. Its buddy from space ball the princess dad. I love the sheriff and the Maid Marien interactions the Sheriff is the perfect villain hes so cheezy and maid mairien is so funny. Great characters, hes the perfect creep villain and shes hilarious. ultimate star is Robin hood, dave Chappele and the King. then the sheriff, blind guy and witch. This movie is just simply the shit, its pretty much a perfect movie. Perfect action, comedy slapstick, romance, fantasy. The dude with a bagel on set very simpsons esque. Just mocks showbiz a bit. Life savers, omg thats a riot. The witch is a great character. Oh yes Mel Brooks. Mel Brooks is just the epitomy of hilarious. Omg Patrick Stewart what a wonderful ending. Im so happy to see him in this. Its a good surprise. i never thought id see a scene with Patrick Stewart and Richard Lewis thats gold. Its a line from a previous movie. Gotta love Mel Brooks some of the bets movies ever made. Aw and he gets the girl. Shout out to Blazing Saddles this movie almost as good as blazzing saddles. Fantastic.
Fuckin love this movie, that was 10/10 I wish they still made movies like this. Mel Brooks is a legend. Did such a tribute to an old story. Its hilarious but equally awesome. Epic 90s fest. Just great cast hilarious acting, good crowd and fight sequences. Good cameos, good jokes. Good music. Thats probably one of the best comedies ever reviewed on the blog. I bet everyonbe that was in this film or worked on it is just super pleased with the results. Good special effects, and limited. I freaking love this movie. Well done. ! Bravo. I only wish there was more, im sad its done.

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Oh again Rotten tomatoes is the freakin worst 41% please.
Look at these dreadful critic reviews couldnt even write a sentence. I hope i never become that lame lol.
That movie was awesome. In many cases, trust the audience score more than some washed up critic lol.
Wow.
rotten tomatoes is probably hands down the worst thing to happen to movies since the internet. Im not even kidding and these washed up critics, wow “YOU” stink. Its not every critic, but certainly most.

Just Imagine 1930

Movie came to my attention after learning about ‘Marjorie White’ Canadian actress, Womans haters club ‘stooges first episode was her last performance. Died in a car crash. Pretty sad actually. Gotta watch this one for Marjorie! Well she was young beautiful, from Winnipeg. This movie , a 30’s sci fi take on the 80’s the future. Thats why i had to see it . Ill get back to Mel Brooks shortly.

Its a musical sci fi dont think ive seen one before lol.
Lol already this is bonkers. 5th ave and new york. No one had a name only a number, im sure thats the way some people in 2022 would like it har har. Lol Government tells you who to marry thats just silly. Ive heard of arranged marriage but arranged marriage from the government thats just hilarious and touching a little on eugenics.
Wow court is boring in the future. Walking on a plan is funny
This is just horrendous but awesome at the same time lol. Oh did i see Marjorie yet ? What did they do to taht dog, this is like 1984 on steroids. HAHAHA omg the Volstead act this is absolutely bonkers. I love seeing this though my eye are glued to the picture. Post ww1, but pre-ww2 id suggest this kinda crazy thinking bought on the war. That massive imperialism and just push it to the limits style. I love this interpretation of the USA though its quite comical, fascinating. Census lady is the best, just the type of lady that gets a pie in the face on the stooges. I like the song. This must be El Brendel never heard of him. Singing about old fashioned girls lol. Dont you know thats taboo in the 2022s lol. You certainly dont be talking no old fashioned, or e telling a woman what to do with her life, carreer women, stay at home dad, fluid gender lol. Lol then it shows some woman cooking or gyrating in the kitchen at a cocktail party, she looks more like a flapper party girl then a maid or a homekeeper. Im just; writing about this gonna haunt me. Im just a casual observer, Im a fan of Marjorie white so I wanted to learn more about her work. Nah shes shaking a Tall parisian cocktail shaker. Thats gotta be Marjorie, blonde, kiss her till she submits ahaha. SHes liek shaking him off then succumbs to ‘love’ . Omh this is absolutely crazy, now (brunette) rocking the baby carriage, smoking a cigarette reading a book entitled, Ex-Wife that is heavy chuckles. Ooh vaccination medical, bringing people back to life from death. Ok Marjorie love ur voice. Ok she demonstrates the new fashion its a day clothes followed by a reverse night dress. I mean yeh why not, flip your clothers halfway thru the going out sounds good to me. I like yuou just fine Marjorie <3 lol. Nice sci fi room. Wow this is pre-Frankenstein. by one year. Well fgrankenstein written in 1918 so it aint a bite. This is 1980 ahaha. lol. Lol theryre gonna daopt the 1930s man, great twist. What a motley crew, showing off some legs lol. This is a fun imaginatary movie. I love it. Lol Henry Ford Joke wow im old. lol food in a pill form thats a clichee. lol Prohibition. I guess was repelled in 1933. Should i even get into Prohibition debate on the blog? Didnt work in the 30s USA, some countries it works fine like Germany, public liquor, some places like Ontario and Northwest Territories liquor might as well be controlled like prohibition, other countries are completely dry and it works for them. I personally enjoy the dutch model, nothing is illegal, but society frowns upon it. Ive never met any dutch totally crazy about weed for example. Not unlike here when it was illegal. Now even i seem to think its gone down. Hmm interesting debate topic ill have to revisit that. AHAHA did not see that coming ; a baby vending machine ! lol oh that is outrageous even today lol. Maybe thad be good for adoptions lol. Give, me the good ole days. Hear Hear lol. Babes from the past lol playing piano, so strange to see. The hairstyles short and curly. What kinde of stairs are those lol. I love the drunk from the past hes just being all reckless and dgaf attitude. Love it love song interlude. aH LOVE Isnt it so natural just 2 singing faces cheek to cheek smiling in to the yonder lol. I could imagine people just randomly singing but thats a little cheezy. Uh oh cauht in a futuristic affair. Uh oh here comes the 30s drunk dude. Uh oh spaghettios! lol Marjorie is hilarious. Just a delight to watch on screen. Ah shit were going to MARS lol .. You go to MArs you get the girl lol. Rigth on Bravo!!! Lol Drunk guy going to MARS this is the most epic movie of all time. Going to MARS on a zeppelin lol. Thats heavy chuckles. ___ watching this shit compared to mel brooks; different planet. Its like is this shit real lol. Hardest to find any similarity between films. Hes a mega drunk. Heres Marjorie star of the film. Short n sassy. Marjorie steals the show she makes me so proud to be Canadian, a real vaudeville singer leading star add the sci fi. Im really impressed watching the bug scene thats great film viewed again on the blog. Hat song is ok not as good as the bug dance. Everything was very art deco classy back then . Its nice to look at also very dark in a way. post amd pre war give that sentiment for me. I find it fascinating. Holy shiet its the flash gordon rocket. Open the letter at 4 am ahahahahah thats so funny. Thats like really funny. In that art deco suite. Movie puts me in a weird future of flying mood, where anything is possible and ridiculous ideas are airborne. ___ Gravity neutralizer, forward thinking. Trip to Mars. Fascinating Mars interpretation. Its lush and has creatures. Nice martians lol. Kinda looks like somewhere Superman would live. Its very much like flash gordon. Eat and sleep, look out for monster. The costumes and dialect are comical, creative. Maybe weird like Valentine Michael smith ahaha. I wonder in Heinlein saw this movie. Lol Jokes and fascinating. Misunderstandings. Nice a music dance number lol. Marttians seem super chill. Not quite sure whats going on, lol must be the 'other' martians Mubu. Slave hoarders. Oh no our heros get captured. The mars queen gone possesed . Opposite land. Ok 2 tribes look the same but they fight. Nice mega set. Thats gotta be the biggest creature pre king kong. Another dance number. Very Hollywood studio esque. Cool Choreography. Buddy from the 30s is the comedic relief lol. Cool the statue moves. Lol the other twin big dude comes to the rescue. Its all up to the 30s guy plays a little like slapstick. Lol hes carrying dummies and they get away all cheezy like. Get to the space ship ! lol Ladder gags, The nice martians catch up with em. Eh theres Marjorie , the world in suspense. Lol she drags him to the tv screen. Suddenly they appear. Lol The girls get all giddy. Lol shes falsely accuses the dude in court of having her baby, A-6 its a delay. She gets a good monologue. Sorry K6. U2 lol. Our heroes arrive to the appeal. Lol, Marjorie is the best a natural star. Lol a joke to finish it off. They brought back the evil martian goon twin. Lol definetly a comedy. There was some good natured humour in that. ___ Cant believe that was pre flash gordon.

Life Stinks ’91

Good ol early 90s.
This is a year after home alone.
Stepn on the guys hand lol. More jokes. Rainforest references.

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K watched some more Life stinks its ok., funny role to play no make up no support just be poor. Neat concept. See what he can do with no resources and see if ur really top dog when fronts and check wont do. guess you gotta start from the bottom aint that easy. And if you gonna burn bridges or keep ur word lol. Jeez Burbank looks shitty for 91. Never looked so bad as long as i seen it.
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Just finished off the “Just Imagine” that was a good flick.
Early 90s grime. Pretty much found the shot that he took its on Wall street and 5th street east looking west. wow rough part of town theres still bunch of vagrants on the google eart. Right outside the LA garage and homeless shelter. Can pretty much get the exact shot.the beer sign is gone. The rosslyn loft and rosslyn hotel looking pretty run down these days lol. Thats a shame looks classical and retro. Build in 1914 -1923 ish. The annex. And heres Mel Brooks just a goofy looking guy to behin with with a destroyed suit. That was Amazing Tyler O’Neill Home run to take the lead in this Atlanta game. Winner takes the series. Regular scrooge story i bet he wakes up from this and all lets be nice to poor. LOL lkiquor on the stew thats hilarious. Lol anotehr mel brooks motley crew. That spanish speaking actor he looks familiar i swear is that Papi from seinfeld ? Poppie, Rene Santoni. Nope its Frank Roman i think. Oops my bad. Are ya happy or married. Molly is batshit crazy great acting. the 2 villains lol. Aw thats sad she gets all her ‘junk’ burned down. Lol Mel brooks is the weakest link. Thats a good line. Enter the real villain. The real GTA san andreas. There goes the neighborhood. Thye coulda moved over just a foot lol. Some ghetto terminator scenes.
The Regent, Mel really taking around the 1910’s LA. Probably nmore i wouldnt know but i can recognize some historic places is interesting to me. Somne neat 1920’s Vaudeville history.
More terminator 2. lol eww, Mel Brooks is great at making raunchy films lol. Nothing like some loyals betrayals. Nice a dance number. Its the grimey broadway lol. Les Miserables with all the clichees. Happy moment in the film. And, funny. Lol 50 layers of clothes. HahaHa. Atill a funny way of making a hard scene running around getting the collectables. Evil lawyers. How is he gonna get outta this one. Stooges shout out. Ah thats a hilarious gag; jumps outta the ambulance lol. This is a scene. Ok off to the psych ward. Yo my wheelchair. This hospital lol. LOL. Good speech by Molly. Gotta love it gentrification, good ol american know how lol. This film is bizzare but also classic. Lol Stooges style dancing with the rich people,. food fight i love it. The other richest guy. The lawyer-off. Toothpick hat scene. This is very stooges. Lol the legless dude. HAHAH, this is outrageous best scene. Oh wasnt expecting this a monster off with the heavy equipment. Wasnt expecting that ending. Definetly not Poppie. Nice marries Molly Alls well that ends well and yes its good to be alive and life is grand. Just a bunch of moments and most of them are dull but sometimes you steal a great one. To paraphrase the film. That was great. Love that movie. Some real character development. Comedy romance, broadway. Vaudeville. Revenge. Im glad i watched that.
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Brooksfilm thats like Lucasfilm in a way. Made some Mistakes about the burbanks scenes. This was all pretty much LA, Culver. Teddy Wilson, Lesley Ann Warren Rudy De Luca that was good. 22% on Rotten Tomatoes thats hilarious, was much better than that. This guy gave it 0/5 and didnt even write anything like cmon. 91 From someone that thinks will smith is a fine actor lol. meh thats why i dont read reviews without fist seeing the film. Not sure how you can review a movie in one sentence but sure.

Spaceballs ’87

And now for the finally of Spaceballs.
Waited to end this and write a quick note about it. Had to do a stupid amount of physics today.
Wanted to save something fun for after when i was done the crap.
Well the crap is done, so here is the finale and my comments on the space balls.
First of all, love the 80’s fuck. Reminds me of being a kid so much.
Princess druidia shes hot and 80s ‘s out.
If you know the 90s when it was all about being exteme and gross, well some of it came from the 80s. Where it was rock and not give a fuck attitude. So yeh i find the aesthetic, it used to be cringe, but now im drawn to it. Someone like that was born in the 2000s i cant expect liking it.
Thats fine, its special to me.
Ok so Spaceballs i always made the comparison to, oh you wanna watch star wars so i never would settle for the weird al yankovich of michale jackson,but reall its incomparable.
You got Rick Moranis and John Candy its really a throw back to the good ol days. I guess in silent movie was same kinda thing except more 70s.
The jokes are on pint the women are 80s sexy, the special effects are pretty good. I just gotta say seeing John Candy on film again brings such a heart warming feeling back to the ol Clay. He was in Cool runnings. Home alone. Thankyou John Candy for your contributions to my nostlagia and entertainment. I never knew how much youd be missed, and at the same time very gratefull for what you did for my life. John Candy just the happy go lucky guy. Neverwould you see him upset or raise a fist at anyone, rather be a disarming type and make you smile instantly. Yeh i dunno im not sure how much i can write about space balls. i made some connections last nigth though to some epic movie tracks. First the dink march, was really colonel bogey march.

Shout out to Sony one of my favourite labels, this shits old but classic.
Oh yea and earlier to this was the desert march shout out to Lawrence of Arabia, i really got a kick outta that as an adult. So i see the Lawrence of Arabia as a kid, and it really left an impression on me. Just as a generally awesome movie. Just adventure, passion, emotional, military, duty etc. Its just a classic film. So its nice for Mel to take us back to the finer details of film wed never know myself liek im sorry i wasnt born in the 30s.

Yeh someone will hgave to remind me if i have some broken links cause ill never revisit this in the near future atleast.
Ok well spaceballs, they represent the gluttunous corporation types. First you see Michael Winslow, Id recognize him anywhere, i can just describe him as the beatboxer from police academy, but he was so much more he was a comedian, and a original beatboxer, so thats dope. And, Rick Moranis really kills it, as helmut, just the most nerdy villian. Everything in is just so stupid. This movie was kinda ruined for me by excessive cable tv play back in the day, but really im glad it was burnt into my brain cause as an adult its so damned funny. Yeh my favorite is the space ship jokes, like the bumper sticker, we bake for no one. The president and hist lustrous affairs, oh yea, omg those twins are pretty 80s sexy. Thats a bit odd for me to mention but i guess i dont really care. Theyd be older women forsure but dressed up on the big creeen and seeing em now, theyre like some retro playboy centerfolds. Cause you aint gonna see that hairstyle nowadays, or if you did people be making double looks and laughing so no self respecting woman gonna go through that. Ok costumes, great effort on costumes, set, more painted visual backgrounds as per history of the world. This movie also breaks the 4th wall to the extreme, they even open up a VHS of themselves.
Pizza the hut is nasty, the Shwarzt is some jewish over kill comedy. Um Yogurt, is some extreme face painting, i think ou can tell mel brooks on in knees to looks like a short person. The princess bitchy but thats what makies her special, barf is just lovable, its got a heavy metal aesthetic, some rock and grungy. I dunno its an aesthetic that is frowned upon these days, although it used to be super cool. Its like breakfast club to the extreme. Yeh i dunno special effects are hollywood top notch, although its a film tha doenst take itself seriously at all. But thats what makes it so unique . Anyways its funny who would dare to make fun of the legendary star wars, lol. well as a comment who needed to after episdoe 1-3, id be embarrassed if i was in that. Just like the growth period of special effects green screen, it looks so much better back in the day. Like yea i like some nice special effects, id say like godzilla the neon one, fuck that was some sick special effects, that movie kept on giving. But i like the winnebago cruising thru space and the tron effects. Its much better than some mediocre cgi from nowadays. Its like remember Greedo you could see the foam from his suit. Yep the droid dot matricx and barf even. Its just nasty looking costumes, and facepaint but it seems to be irreplicatable now. Sure just for comparison sake, you got the predator invisble effect, but thats just exploiding a photoshop technique whilst mel brook dressed as yogurt is a disgusting amount of cheap facepaint, it even looks bad, hes chewing some nasty green shit. yeh breaking down the 4th wall its such a silly thing but it makes for a really smart movie in a way, cause its not something you see everyday, also adds an amount of stupidity or sillyness you cant recover from but its done nicely in the mel brooks films, just makes you laugh out loud cause youre in shock basically. Alright well i got mut much else to say, im pleasantly surprised i liked revisiting this more than i thought. I always was like meh spaceballs, now im like yeh! spaceballs!
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.omg its buddy from sex and the city mr big. wowzers lol
ok I got that wrong, you know i dont edit ever oops. I mistook Tony Griffin lol .. if someone critiques me on that ill burst out laughin, if i remember. Ok sick Dom deLouise is pizza the hutt. thas great i love seeing some old faces.
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Caught the finally, the planet of the apes reference.
Catching some Space Quest 5 vibes too.
The angry priest and that ceremony lol.
Movie is awesome some of the best of the 80s right there.
So cool to see John Candy and Rick Moranis, i grew up with their films Michael winslow. Joan Rivers is Dot matrix, i just recognize her face. I know shes an actress.
Gonna have to get that soundtrack.
Nice Life stinks is next never seen or heard any of it.
Daphne Zuniga, the princess vespa, nice resume of fims, melrose place, just a wide list of films. Attractive. Sitcoms music videos, cartoons etc.